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Elder Thread:

How do I make a fat girl? Not Maxeen fat ass or huge tits, like a disgusting abomination which must be purged from this world? I'm making a mod and I want to include a fat woman as an enemy.

>no waifu in op
I've been lied to.

Quality Lore Discussion

blanabbas

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>Elly link is broken

help?

shit op image t b h

It's the most effective way to get people make threads faster. Threatening them with waifu OP.

I'd make her do the banana splits if you know what I mean.

>can't skip through daedric lord's dialogue

wonder if this was intentional

minute decisions hurt my feeble indecisive mind

You called?

babalanabbannas?

I forgot the minute decision I was annoyed by.

I like this waifu. Is she a not-slut?

>thick, ripe blanabbas

Would he make love to a girl?

intentional if it's Hermaeus mora in the ice cave

for a moment i thought that she had a hitler stache.

She is my fav.waifu.

I want to sniff her.

I have no idea what you mean.
Blabanabas.
Blanabba milkshake.

that might be possible in the future realm of virtual reality

We blanaba now.

I'm sorry I cannot emulate someone with joy
They do not know content
Only disconcertment and mild confusion

Why would she be your favorite, user

She is my fav. because she is cute!

You have to go back, yellow skins.

>tfw never made a blabanba waifu yet

Ah. Blanalanabbas.

>tfw sleepy but don't want to go to sleep yet?

We have to keep some bananas for recreational purposes.

I bid you hello
my horned fellow

It's just how the engine works. Talking activator dialogue can't be skipped.

>posting blabanabla's
>not beautiful aryan princesses
Shameful, tbqh.

Bikini armors, yes or no?

I've been around long enough to see how it eventually backfires and then you've got people making OPs before image limit trying to get their thread up for rotation first.

Try wolf and dragonbone.

You don't know what you want.

Wolf, eh? I've always wondered what the knight version looks like in skimpy armor... I'll be right back.

I really like and prefer white Arurun.

Ya man. Wheres clones when you need her?

Bruh. That's still so weird.

clones is a filthy pooinloo.

She's better than dindu ruru that got posted last night or whatever but the middle ground is best.

Oh good, she's back.

Oh sorry for replying so late but yeah he would.
He prooobably wouldn't be on top though.

Why is she so qt?

Oh, a new Banana. She's pretty good lookin.

>Jokes_About_Banana_Cream_Pie.pdf

Thanks mane

Wow, what a cute waifu.

>not liking all aruruns

I didn't say I didn't like dindururu.

I don't know what this "why-foo" is, but I am Lt Commander Galfor, and I suggest you take that title seriously.

Alrighty then Roger Wilco.

So why are there no super old snow elf vampires?

i think you are in the wrong game universe, Lt Commander Galfor

There are, you just haven't found them.

Nah, the Aether Suite Universe is home to all.

That is a possibility. Just look at the awful "retro" style the planetary civilians are gobbling up these days.

is this new cumtears character?

BrownAru is BestAru

What textures are those, anyway. Been keeping an eye out for textures that'd work well for my redguard.

I am never speaking to you again!

Nobody?

I'm messing around with Ordinator's autocannon and auotmaton perks and a q t engineer follower would be fun.

I still think you are.

All right, whaddya think?

Negative.

Now there's a face that says "my father is a very important and high-ranking canned ham".

Yep, this is cumtears alright.

read the file name. Only a few people's screenshots have .exe in them.

Mega Milkdrinker.

Brown aru is best aru
Can we please get an updated follower?
Those hips are ridonkulous

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name that enb.

Wh-who's been watering her chi-chi's? Anyways, bikini armors are extremely distasteful, unless they're for characters who have a reason to show a lot of skin, like Euka or Bee.

Enjoy bein' wrong motherfucker.

How do you know my father?! Speak! He is a traitor to the Galactic Federation of Ceteri 6!

LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND

Come on, don't be like that user.

Rampage w/ Tony's edit.

I know, it's just something that I do for fun.

You didn't say who's been watering her chi-chi's.

I thought so. I thought I remembered you mentioning that.

How does Euka have an excuse? I don't know her story at all. All I know is that she's a catgirl.

Goodnight /tesg/

GOODNIGHT user!!!

>Claim its Cumtears
>Cumtears appears
>ironically posting at almost the same time.

...Kynareth's blessing.

Yeah.

Where is Ra

Good night

nobody knows

He's dead, Jim.

Goodnight, user.

>Reaching

He's on a vacation. Don't worry user, he'll be back.

>ra is gone
>his last follower work was fucking cumtears

why is life so unfair tesg?

Why is this man so passionate about saying goodnight?

So that you can see her super special Ohmes-Raht skin textures.

Nighty night, user.
No clue, last thing we talked about was teacups.

Goodnight. Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite.

A good night sleep is important. You never know when it's not a drill.

goodnight, user.
I like it. It probably wouldn't look near as good on the vampire adult.

I gotcha.
was meant for

Oh this is Peri. Why didn't you just say so?

Yeah, it would be really weird considering the vampire version's style.

Maybe.
Maybe I'll work on it Tuesday. Guardly time.

Why'd he delete his tumblr though?

Why couldn't you tell from the way he writes or the way his game looks or the way the character looks or the lightsaber or the filenames?

How do you express to a friend that you feel like you've been distant lately and that it makes you feel sad and lonely without sounding obsessive or like a stalker?