/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

fnatic as always

me
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mike
bruce
josh

there is that one flick on the end of the third game, before overtime, that was fuckin retarded, there is no way that wasn't a aimbot.

she has nice tits for being 30

>BRs cheat their way to another championship
how do we fix this

>This shitty already in OP
lmao

>LG get private cheats sponsored by the government
>win major and pro league
>brazil's economy quadruples

>it's a "my favorite team lost so the enemy is cheating" script

is whitey mad?

I think he is

Just wait till the BRs lose the Olympics to a white country

LMAO

>thorin thinks dig is a top 12 team
OhMyDog

I wish I could SoloQ to play against higher levels instead of having to stack with people....

Why is shox cheating now, I thought he hated them. Like that one time he shit talked flusha

>quit a long time ago
>sold all my shit for €370 back then
>check prices now
>my old inv is worth around 10,000 now

I don't know how to feel

gg wp

He's played with sf, KQLY, and smn lmao

>2v2 post plant on T side
>kill a CT but get traded by the last alive CT who is AWPing
>last CT fake defuses and scopes in on the position where the bomb is obviously planted for
>spectating last T, who is hiding and about to slow peek from cover
>say over mic "the bomb's planted for you! don't peek! he fake defused! he's scoping in on you waiting!"
>get back "RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP I CAN'T HEAR THERE IS LITERALLY NO REASON TO TALK IN A 1V1!!!!!"
>AWPer was so far away he wouldn't have been able to hear the scope and obviously would have no way of knowing (without peeking, which he was about to do until i interjected) if it was a fake defuse and if the AWPer was trained on his position
wow, i didn't know this level of autism existed outside of esea

Reddit's doing

you should try playing mtg

>twitter.com/OCEAN_tK/status/731858198966083586

BibleThump

Yeah. Pug is using Android. hltv.org/news/17714-complexity-sign-androidx23

nice party

disgusting

me under the table

Who is this guy

Git_rite

get_good

>Go 11-4 as T on dust2
>At halftime they kick their worst player
>Their top player who was the only reason we didn't go 15-0 as T takes bot every time
>Team trolling and throwing away rounds
>End up winning 16-14
>Team thinks it doesn't matter as long as you win game
>In reality just lost 10 rounds to a bot team
I'm so mad right now you don't even know
In what way does it make sense to count the bot as 0 elo? Tell me. It makes no sense. If the top player gets the bot every time, it doesn't matter. I can understand if it was reduced elo, but fucking 0? Really?

Yo, I found some guy who's going to donate thounsands of dollars to a girl streamer on their '1 year sub anniversary' What the fuck

>team who is literally composed of puggers
>in the finals of ESEA man

The only reason Ze Pug fags even got this far is that NAs last white hope, KKona, got cukd by ESEA botnetfags

Which girl

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hey casual gamer, i didn't get a chance to post my profile last thread. i'll play some casual in like 30 minutes

steamcommunity.com/id/dezly

VAC

epic meme

>add me i'm not a meme

-living, breathing meme

youtube.com/watch?v=PjoXLq7fqXY

Guten tag reddit!

That's not exactly a high standard, half of top 12 is shit or in a slump

>monkeys are losing
>start toggling
when will this meme country end?

Garbage music and tasteless editing

That was the greatest thing I have ever seen.

Absolutely breathtaking

am i the only one who likes how it looks?
market looks great in it honestly

Amazing...

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lmao tricked bitch

good night /csgog/

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>do i fit in yet guise?
Yeah, no. The selection of frags could be better but the editing is pretty good.

is there even a single professional player that uses a dynamic crosshair?

flusha, then again he cheats so I don't think it counts.

Kyle here

youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI

you on the right

tfw in this vid 8]

tfw 2 (two) of my moe edits are

reminder that csgog is an anime general

based

Holy shit this team Dazed rolled.

It's gonna be one of those episodes lmao

Reminder that cj-da-k1ng is our guy

Help

I just watch Twitch streams all day and play cs for like an hour. This is all I do. How did this happen to me?

>it's a dazed plays like a retard and blames everyone else episode

you smart

kill yourself

>mfw i see an adult male who is wearing shorts in public

> full blown single player campaign with co-op unlike csgo
> PVE unlike csgo
> actual leveling that matters unlike csgo
> hundreds of different load outs and specializations for your toons unlike csgo
> great art and character design unlike csgo's sanitized Disney meets operator shit
> fun and raunchy humor unlike csgo's casual meme shit
> all made by a bro tier dev unlike valve the supreme Jews of vidya
> and with millions of copies sold already so there will be tons of people to play with and friends to make

There's literally on no level where Battleborn isn't better than csgo

>play faceit
>d2
>1v1, guy plants for long on top of the box
>sits in goose
>CT jumps on box, sticks the defuse
>T waits a second, then misses the easiest shot of his life
>CT shits his pants, jumps off box
>T guns it to pit for no fucking reason, doesnt even try to fight
>20 seconds left on bomb, CT decides to race after T for some reason, missed every shot
>reloads WHILE STANDING STILL AT LONG
>bomb timer runs out
Why do silvers play faceit.

Battleborn is actually shit though. You're posting this because you're in desperate need of a playerbase.

You tell me bro, after all you're the one matched with them

>Follows the modern style of games that abandons realistic textures,graphics, sound, guns, characters, etc for the whole "weird for the sake of weird" ideas
Great job contributing to the downfall of decent games.

BR here, ask me anything.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
HOW THOSE BRAZILIANS DO THAT? IS IT IN THEIR BLOOD? BECAUSE THEY'RE DODGING BULLETS EVERYDAY?

Why are you gods chosen people?

You're the one who keeps telling them to abandon MM for 128 tick

After 700 hours, 300 wins, weeks on kz and bh maps
I can't get out of mge and I can barely do strafes. Guess I'll do something else with my life then

Lower your sens

lmfao hes so tilted

I have a few thousands hours and I'm still around DMG so dont worry

Explain to me how this is possible. How can you not be higher rank after so many hours?

>3k+ hours
>still dmg

>400 hours
>SEM
Killing myself brb.

it helped get me from gn2 and got to mge after changing it but that's been a year ago, everyone I play against is a crazy 1 tapper

Can't even make the inferno self-boost from balcony to truck even after trying for weeks. I also always lose speed on bh maps.

at least you nerds are

you sure about that?

I tried watching "Clockwork 4" again and I literally have no idea what is going on.

>280 hours
>gn2
heh

Dazed and M0e have the best streams.