/srg/ - Speedrunning General

what's the deal with so many (former) /srg/ bois who regularly did runs but now only do marathons?

Do you have more of these?

>arbitrary code speedrun
cool
>its pokemon

im guessing they want to go see their friends and also contribute to the marathon

not everyone is zfg, speedgames get pretty boring after a while

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>5 posts early
>no elins
?????????

fuck off

is there any good anime to watch rn

please respond

>5 posts early
Did you guys know it's pronounced "ee-lin"? I thought it was "eh-lin"

gonna need some deets on whatcha want

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lmao fatceps

I have never got in a fight but I have strong urges to beat up sissy fags like pyatters, soe__, and narcissa

but soe's so gosh darn cute :3c

i like that jump and i cannot lie
you TASers just can't deny
and when mario leaps twice in air it seems that something was wrong
and you get stunned, wanna check those frames
cause you notice those jumps weren't the same
even through the stream i'm displayin
i'm caught and i can't stop playin
oh baby i want to simply
take away your pb
your viewers said you pulled it
but that late battle cut makes me say bullshit
ooh join me on discord
you say you wanna get on my board?
well prove it prove it
because you just can't be that stupid
i've seen you grinding
to hell doing the right things
get slick, quick
and use that gecko trick
i'm tired of streams
saying first party hardware's the thing
take the average runner and ask them that
they'll say it's fine in time attacks
so fellas (yeah) fellas (yeah)
did you like that double jump (hell yeah)
tell them to fake it (fake it) fake it (fake it)
fake that double jump
baby got caught

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kek

what game is this?

thanks for the late response!

Fruitcake Faggot 64

this is such a y_ post

don't beat up my gf please

>gf
>G
*bf
B

snowfats this has to stop

pop that pussy for a real nigga

i wasn't talking about pyatters though

twitter.com/DamnedDemise/status/731959883734630401

*bird laughs*

i want to fuck an elin

I want to dead an doggy

they're all boys, quit being delusional and falling for lies

youtube.com/watch?v=aZHvd0ks7Es

um...boys don't wear skirts and lust for penises though

>he just took his girl name from harry potter
>reading and research

quit being delusional

you have 10 seconds to name someone uglier than narcismo

biologically only a woman would want a man because that's all they can reproduce with, therefore anyone that wants a man is a woman, it's really that simple, sorry you can't understand it.

me

what in the fuck are you on

cmon user, i know youre lying

im in a soy hole rn ngl

im not "on" anything i just do a lot of research and have an open mind, if you read as much literature as i do you would understand that only women want men, and only men want women, it's as easy as that lad

marxistxcucklet

when you streaming but the soy hit u

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has he snagged a mormon yet?

slayer this really has to stop

>being correct has to stop
?

-__-

Is this the tranny drama thread?

no thats over there

you know it

a.pomf.cat/oxzeea.webm

after a long internet research session i feel so ahead of everyone

no this is the iateyourpie appreciation thread

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>ahead
>not above

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i appreciate his mother if you know what i mean

we watching pie or trihex?

who is we?

>not using multitwitch

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serg
good point

this is the piehex general. if you don't support both of them, you don't belong here

pie you're supposed to be playing paper mario

It's as if pie is acting from the script he wrote while studying witwix's stream. It's a smart idea to study successful streamers in an attempt to learn from then. I can't help but lose my suspension of disbelief knowing that it's forced emotion.

This is honestly the funniest thing about pie. You know he studies people like witwix and tries so very hard to mimic their success in vain. Then after he fails, he indirectly insults streamers like witwix for doing things he is "morally against" after he couldn't get such things to print money for himself. Any time you challenge him on his inability to grow his stream, he will backpedal to saying either that he is intentionally trying to "stream medium" or that he "doesn't care about being big". It's really hilarious shit from the founder of a blog specifically designed for growing streams.

this was just a copypasta from pie's chat but thanks for the response!

Who is /srg/ most obsessed with?

>squid
>pie
>cosmo
>cronikeys

if you have to ask you are a newboi

>LEL NEWBOI MEME
>>>reddit.com

just cuz you didnt get the answer you wanted Ian it doesn't endorse you to be your usual cunty self

when was the last time grav completed a run?

may 5, 2015

6k+ runs ago
he'll totally lower his time by at least 7mins eventually

cold af

twitter.com/Beneziaa/status/732018233981591552

why is the rpg speedrunning community so autistic ?

comes from the genre itself

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Weewee is fucking based for viewcucking that slack-jawled little Christfag Iateyourcreampie.

Creampie tries so hard to streambig, but fails every time.

Weewee rolls out of bed, boots up a stream and is FUCKING SWIMMING in views, donations and subs.

Eat shit, Creampie. Weewee OWNS your ass!

pastebin.com/rhxws7UT

You literally cannot make this shit up.

>makes a big deal out of getting the SMRPG WR
>gets BTFO within days
>I am quitting speedrunning due to hand pain

I almost feel like I'm being personally rused at this point. How can anyone even think that this will be taken seriously?

>the first reply is Bouncey 'muh hands' Boy

That's it, this has to be an elebaorate joke.

the real joke is how blown up ya'll have made hand things be

I do manual labor, masturbate three times a day, and play lots of video games; how are people hurting their hands?

twitter.com/speedrunexcuses

>it's all Bouncey Boy retweets

Hehe

>going back a whole year for this shit
its time to fucking stop already crab

Now this is epic

>followed by the shitty meme squid account
now you're not even fucking trying kiddo

now thats pathetic