/kfg/ - Killing Floor General

it's not us, it's TWI.
this is the future they chose.

kf1 is fun

DIE

NO DON'T LEAVE ME AGAIN PLEASE

so how many other classes are going to be announced?

Sharpshooter is the only one that's going be announced. Martial arist and swat will have to wait until next year.

but why are they taking so long?

>call someone out on using an aimbot
>his buddy kicks me from the server

No dying, not on my watch.

>last perk was in december
>won't even know the release date of sharpshooter until E3
>847 playing 6 minutes ago
>mfw people still play this shitty game and bother making new generals

I've never played a dead game before.

That's what you get for taking this dead piece of shit seriously.

How's a man supposed to relax and enjoy this crap without hacks?

shut up white bitch

Perhaps we should reflect on this in silence.

Hello I made the GreenStreet map. I might start on updates on the summet.

You guys have any tips or recommendations?

Just be yourself.

I still play the game daily. I'm starting to really meet the same people over and over again in HoE.

Hi Fulgore, hi jackbauber, hi Severity.

What a weird feeling of comfy.

how do I enjoy kf2 like I enjoyed kf

You reverse engineer the game and rebuild it from the core.

what a cute anime

who wants to play KF2 with me

add higgus on steam

Stand still. Do I look like I'm nickin' stuff?!

XENOS IS CUTE

>youtu.be/gCg33Qh_6IA?t=898
>TWI repalced the perk icons with horzine logos above the survivors heads in the real PvP update.
What's their reasoning?
They think the zeds will only go after the medic?
It's not like you couldn't see which character model is holding the medic rifle and tell everyone to go after him.

um

Humans are all the same

Ah KF1 still best for me, KF2 Wasn't so bad, it just that, everything feel so rush, like KF1 you can really play for hours in a single map on HOE, but in KF2 HOE is clear every quickly...

someone post the dbs find on prison

>Tripwire venue at E3
>It's a shitty booth regulated to the corner nobody visits. Multiple desktops at the ready with PvP posters everywhere. Not a single person using any of them
>None of the cool regulars like Alan or Munk are even present
>"and now we have Tripwire to discuss the future of their brutal, zombie slayer title; Killing Floor 2"
>Camera focuses in on John Gibson awkwardly sitting in his chair, his large gut attempting to swallow his lower body. His ever aging frame draped in a quality $5 t-shirt of his current favorite band
>Interviewer is sitting across from him
>Interviewer: So, Killing Floor 2 huh? Let's be honest, heh. I played it and the game's awesome. But tell me what do you guys have planned to make this game even more awesome?
>Gibson: So with---- *loud fumbling on mic* Can they hear me? They ca---- *Grabs the mic causing earthquake like audio feedback*
>Gibson: So with the recent release of Return of the Patriarch-
>Interviewer: Ah the one and only
>Gibson: Heh yeah. So with the recent release of the Patriarch update we wondered how can we really turn the game up to 11?
>Gibson: So what we did was we added a feature are fans had been asking for since the release of Killing Floor 1 and that was the ability to play as the zeds
>Interviewer: Haha, you guys are crazy. I thought to myself "wouldn't it be sweet if I could play as the screamer?". But you guys went and made it official.
>Gibson: Yeah, the feedback we've received has been overwhelmingly positive so far. We've been using a series of highly detailed metrics to record player engagement and....yeah.
>Interviewer: Haha, sweet. So what's next for you guys?
>Gibson: We've been working on overtime to get the long sharpshooter perk online
>Gibson: We're making a first time announcement here live that sharpshooter will be dropping July 25th. We hope everyone is as excited as we are.
>Interviewer: Alright, sweet, thanks for coming on John. Back to you guys
>John vacantly stares off camera

...

gunslinger was a mistake

I can entirely see something like this happening. The interviewer talking about things we've already known for months as if it was just released a few days ago, in particular.

I want to give xenos headpats

...

>Decide to join Yuro server since I'm bored and there aren't any good American servers
>Everyone is level 20+ but the Medic is up on the frontlines competing for kills, the Demo uses the M79 and HX25 for the entire game, and the Berserker goes against Scrakes with the Zwei, and doesn't even let me stun them with a Crossbow arrow
>Never in an American server have I had so many terrible players in one single game
And I thought Yuros were actually better on average than American players, no joke.

Randoms are retarded no matter where the server is located, Burgerlords, europoors, doesn't matter.

This will happen.

>"If there's less people playing, there's less people to complain :)"

>His ever aging frame draped in a quality $5 t-shirt of his current favorite band

Jon is more relatable then I think he is sometimes.

I'd be worried if that was the case

My hatred of John Gibson will never stop burning. I am 100% convinced this is the face of the man responsible for destroying something I once loved.

pulverizer or zwei and why

Taunts when? I want to dab after killing zeds

Pulv because it's ammo is useful against groups of zeds, player zeds in VS, and fleshpound.
Zwei is a shell of it's original glory, basically an upgraded crovel except it only does slashing/piercing damage, and most zeds have resistance to it.
In comparison, the Katana's stab/bash does more damage than the Zwei's stab/bash

plz end it all

...

Maybe later

How does spread and spread factor work on the google docs spreadsheet?
Does crouching and ADSing stack for lower spread or should you only do one or the other?

Xenos is mine, fuck off

Put the xenos in the bag and no one gets hurt

Put xenos on dis dick

Xenos is my cocksleeve and mine only

dont die on me

How are u supposed to survive Hans on HOE as Firebug/Gunslinger/Demo with 100 hp?

If you didnt buy katana and parry or at least block, it's 91 damage in one hit - and he usually hits like 3-4 times.

Slinger: You've got the movement speed to aid you greatly which most others would kill for, as well as legshot to keep him down
Firebug: Heat wave and the altfire from the mwg can keep him back as your barriers
Demo: Don't go demo, their explosive resistance really doesn't do you or the team any favours.

Normally you should leave it to the zerk to soak up as much damage as possible, assuming you mean solo or last man standing then higher rules still apply.

>Gunslinger
Didn't you mean Commando or Support?

Supports got da boomstick for his mobility

Which gives you one evade, shortly followed by more combo wombo.

>v bash
>shoot in leg with med pistol
>reload
>repeat