League of Legends General - /lolg/

I want pour cesar dressing and croutons on Zyra and eat her

sauce?

WHYD YOU PICK VEIGAR THEN!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>WHAT DO I NEED TO KNOW?

R people

BREED Poppy.

SOMEONE ELSE GOT JUNGLE

Rush roa into scepter, stack your fucking Q

>Tahm's third skin was a giant pile of shit
>It'll probably be a year before he gets a new one.
>He's also nerfed into oblivion
Why they do this to my favorite champion?

Okay
Can you help me git gud?

Draven best guy
xth for rageblade vayne is fun

Because fuck you nigger, tahm was a huge pile of fuck

>Sona's weapon is called the "Etwahl" and pronounced the same as "étoile"
>étoile

Is Rageblade even worth it on Aatrox like Riot said it was? It just seems so meh now even with the Sated passive slapped on it

xth for cutest Sailor moon

>bronze
>getting good

Oh fuck thanks for the laugh m8

Don't listen to the retards telling you to harass with q, use it to land double up last hits.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PLAY NEW ANIVIA WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT

>tfw you will never befriend sona and make her get rid of her shyness

just won game with pentakill sona

>Eve
>A "bimbo"

How dare you slander my waifu like that. She prefers "slut".

No advice at all?

I'm on my phone, maybe later when I can type shit out without breaking my fingers

Is the Lucian Chroma worth it boys

>hashinshin with a black duo queue partner

literally stealing marines format

>40% pick rate
How do we fix this? I'm tired of seeing le dashing nigger in all of my games.

>Not just raping her (without protection) the moment you gain her trust

yare yare.

>ban him
>watch the enemy team shit themselves and all dodge

>last game needed for promo to silver 1
>project yasuo with a plat border on my team

I'm late but

Classic > Zombie > Spirit Fire > Vandal >>> Cryocore = Apocalyptic

Malzahar still viable in the jungle?

Dont that just break her mind instead of taking away her shyness ?

dubs decides who i main

My dick.

Well by the time I've lost interest and start whoring her out on the streets for cash she'll be a lot less "shy".

>Jungler spends all their time top
>Sits in my warded brush for 45 seconds
>We still lose every dragon that game
>One time bot walked and did it themselves while the enemy jungler was top
Someone post the image where it says this makes me hit my desk

Annie

Her actual weapon is her lewd body

Urgot mid.

Morde

VG

WHERE

Fucking jhin you clown

support naut

fizz

Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

add it to the collection

>all these retards who don't know you can't get dubs on vg

VI

Check it bitch

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>adc rushes Blood Thirster

Why.

Jhin

There's no Riven collection

Shhh

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Should I be running CDR reds and quints with the 5% mastery on veigar for the early game stacking? Flask start, look for last hit + harass, or double last hit with my q's until I pop 6?

>00

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SO CLOSE TO QUADS FUCK

nunu top

G-guys how do I play this immobile totally not overpowered squishy mage?
Ya fucking right nice try Zed main, disgusing yourself as a mage

Zyra wants to plant her seeds in you as well. She's literally a parasitic plant. The tits and ass in the pic belong to a corpse.

>Olaf tries to 1v1 me when I'm a fed Xin
>Kill him
>He comes back to lane, tries to 1v1 me again
>Kill him
>He comes back to lane, tries to 1v1 me again
>Kill him again

The shit you see in Gold.

all those new zyra players keep going 1/10 in lane

i dont like it

>A parasite
>living in a corpse

That makes zero sense. Parasites usually choose live hosts

It's fucking magic, user. Don't gotta explain shit. She invades your body, you die, she lives.

>tfw you will never be a little boy that gets raped by sona

J U S T
U
S
T

So what you're saying is that she's basically parasect

Okay but atleast use the proper term. She's not a parasite.

>13 games in a row as jungle/support getting support each game
>try queueing as jungle/mid
>get mid 5 games in a row
>No one will trade me.

I hate dynamic queue. During the beginning of the season when it was disabled I got jungle the vast majority of my games. Now I rarely do.

>there are people ITT that don't know dubs are disabled here

wew

I queue Jungle/mid every single game. I get jungle 70% of the time. Why would you ever queue as support?

Because Tahm was the Anti-LCSCOUNTERPLAYS4DAYS and they can't have you cucking Zed out of his ult.

I'm pretty pissed about it too, user.

>last 3 chests
>keys wont drop now
WAKE ME UP

Source?

>finally getting to try the BBC lucian build

holy SHIT what the FUCK is this damage man? i've known about youmuu on twitch for a while but this is a whole new level of cancer

>little boy that gets raped by tits mcgee

been in that situation, even though it might be "hot" in retrospective, its still rape

and even if tits mcgee looked good it was horrifying as fuck and caused a mess in my brain leading to hating women to a point i got kicked out of schools several times for beating up my female teachers, i also still verbally harass them at any given point, thats why i stay indoors most of the time, associate with male colleagues only and play this garbage game

Is Kha'zix actually good now?

*unzips sadpanda*

exhentai.org/g/873204/9d13b9d582/

>implying there are people on Veeky Forums who have been here more than a year or two
it's over user, the cancer has won

Someone saved my pic! :))

>yasuo's damage

i know it's because of the passive but lmao

im going IN

I want a ninja waifu in real life.

Grab armor pen reds and quints. Takes a little to get used to csing with no ad, but holy fucking shit does it feel good. I run the same thing on draven and twitch. Tons of fun.

>Implying men can get raped by women

Those comics are so based.

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Wait until she gets all the buffs she's getting next patch

(you)

Goddamnit user which fucking blog are you getting this from because I follow his NSFW one and it's dead right now

I feel you user, this shit belongs in fantasy and nothing else. I hope you get help for it some day.

>Commission for NIELSPETERDEJONG

Someone needs to fly over to Swedistan and kill him, the Muslims are taking too long.