/4ccg/ Banter Edition

Have you considered the wall formation? Seeing as we lost 11-0 yet didn't use the wall formation we can use logic to decree that using the wall formation would make us win 11-0.

Announcement

I will be stepping up to the plate of managing /trash/ after it's 572 resignations in 60 seconds.
I have great ambitions for the team and I hope we can go far for the sake of all /trash/ fans.

Thanks doc

Reposten just cus

I'm glad I could at least entertain everyone at the last

Sorry it went that way lads, I guess that's just PES sometimes

>keepers actually being good
What am I watching? Is this really PES 16?

I'll do the rest tomorrow.

Paging Technetium/Resolink - Do you have the face folders for fug that don't end up being a ratata for use in the ag/L :^)

Listen, /trash/ There's really no excuse for how this game went. We tried our hardest but it apparently wasn't good enough. I'm sorry for our performance, and especially sorry to all of our lifelong fans. I think it's time for a change of pace for this team, so I will be resigning from managing.

#freeDusty

Consistent Consecutive Elite Cup Combo Club

Most actively consistently winning teams, by staying in consecutive elite cups. In other words, it's been a long as fucking time since they've been in the Babbies.

Status renewed (Counts include Summer 2016):
/asp/ - 6 since Winter 2014 (never been relegated down from the elite cups)
/f/ - 6 since Winter 2014
/u/ - 5 since Summer 2014
/mlp/ - 4 since Winter 2015
Veeky Forums - 4 since Winter 2015
/s/ - 4 since Winter 2015

Applications pending (Counts include Summer 2016):
/gd/ - 3 since Summer 2015
/tv/ - 3 since Summer 2015

Honorary mention:
/mu/ has played in every Elite Cup so far

NOTE: All barring anyone fucking up the confirmation process for Summer 2016.
>anyone retarded enough to fuck that up

Current record stands at 8 consecutive by /mu/. Will anyone make it to 9 consecutive elite cups?

strawpoll.me/10224910/

paging klaxa/whoever, will that /n/ /trash/ match be archived with everything else?

Announcement

I will be stepping up to the plate of managing /trash/ after it's 572 resignations in 60 seconds.
I have great ambitions for the team and I hope we can go far for the sake of all /trash/ fans.

I'm sorry, I didn't retire so the management position is still filled.

SACKED

OH HAI CO-MANAGER

Why can't Norml manage /trash/?

SACK ANONYMOUS

Because he's going to manage /a/. Same difference.

>/myteam/ won and made it to the knockouts and Summer
>Got to see the first playoff match since 2014
>TOGETHER FOREVER ended
>Saw the fall of a brother team and lots of spaghetti
>The entirety of /n/ vs. /trash/

Oh, man, what a day. The cup saved my day from being absolutely awful.

>>The entirety of /n/ vs. /trash/

highlight of the cup

Like hell he is

lmao you can't sack me, this is my team

Fuck off I don't need a co-manager

/m/?

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Norml is stuck as a tester, we won't allow him to manage due to that fiasco vs Veeky Forums

Yeah right, as if.

I would do it, but I already signed up to manage /trash/

mfw /a/ loses to /trash/

Is it even a matter of managers anymore? I just get the feeling /a/ is trash for being /a/ at this point.

If there was a fetus cup, /a/ would yo-yo between it and the babby cup.

>Fun thing to cheer for
>always makes for interesting matches
>Ends unspetacularly
>keeps happening afterwards but no longer have a reason to care

Feels nice to not have to give a shit about /a/ or /sp/ desu

>/a/ wooden spoon Autumn
yes please

Where do i sign up to be a /trash/ manager.
I have lots of experience playing feefur in the easiest diffucult against my 60 twin brothers.
Please, let me in...

I was eager to provide this fancy bit of alliteration here. The playoff I'm referring to here is the knockout round to determine the kings (or queens) of spring, and not the /gif/-/wg/ playoff for the Elite berth, though it was indeed picture-perfect in my opinion

60 you say? You might be just the man we need.

His only role will be as tester.

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Could your 60 twin brothers also manage?

Then we'd only have 511 positions to fill.

I feel there's hardly a single other team in the cup that would have made the final boss better than /n/ did. Props.

You seem good, but do you have a liking, but not a fanraging boner for ponies or fur?

now post longest droughts

>why did /w/ rip off /sp/'s colors? When will they get their own?

maybe.
but they live on my head as multiple personalities
I like to fuck goats while my neighboors aren't look. They have a goat named Torres, he's the best one.

Well, one team could technically yo-yo between the fetus and the babby cup. But /a/ finished third so it won't happen before Autumn.

>no longer have a reason to care
I'll take it that you don't like spotfests.

/3/ hasn't made it since summer 2012

Fun fact: due to that /n/ vs. /trash/ game, Baconrider is now joint the 5th highest all time goal scorer for /n/.

oh hey i have that list
- /3/ (Last Elite Cup: 2012 Summer; Cup record since: 4-3-12)
- /hm/ (Last Elite Cup: 2013 Winter; Cup record since: 3-2-7)
- Veeky Forums (Last Elite Cup: 2013 Summer; Cup record since: 9-5-4 >SeeSaw)
- /adv/ (Last Elite Cup: 2014 Winter; Cup record since: 7-3-10)
- /c/ (Last Elite Cup: 2014 Winter; Cup record since: 3-5-7)
- /y/ (Last Elite Cup: 2014 Winter; Cup record since: 2-7-7 >SDA)
- /cgl/ (Last Elite Cup: 2014 Summer; Cup record since: 7-0-5 >Fang)
- /gif/ (Last Elite Cup: 2014 Summer; Cup record since: 3-3-3)
- /lgbt/ (Last Elite Cup: 2014 Summer; Cup record since: 4-1-7)
- /diy/ (Last Elite Cup: 2015 Winter; Cup record since: 2-0-2)
- /ic/ (Last Elite Cup: 2015 Winter; Cup record since: lol)
- /jp/ (Last Elite Cup: 2015 Winter; Cup record since: 4-2-4)
- /po/ (Last Elite Cup: 2015 Winter; Cup record since: 2-3-6)
- /t/ (Last Elite Cup: 2015 Winter; Cup record since: 0-3-7)
- Veeky Forums (Last Elite Cup: 2015 Winter; Cup record since: 3-2-8)
- /co/ (Last Elite Cup: 2015 Summer; Cup record since: 1-0-6)
- /hr/ (Last Elite Cup: 2015 Summer; Cup record since: 1-1-2)
- /toy/ (Last Elite Cup: 2015 Summer; Cup record since: 2-0-6)
- /x/ (Last Elite Cup: 2015 Summer; Cup record since: 2-0-5)

i think the cup records since last elite cup are right. i hope they are.

Most of /a/ would gladly have you over Norml

Yes

>6-4

FF when?

.>joint the

I can grammar, I promise.

oh fuck me i should put Veeky Forums and /i/ in too if i'm doing this to a year drought

- /i/ (Last Elite Cup: 2015 Summer; Cup record since: 3-2-8)
- Veeky Forums (Last Elite Cup: 2015 Summer; Cup record since: 1-3-3)

Best moments of the group stage?

Technically /hm/ rescinded that cup so they've never made an elite

You can update teams now if you want if that's what you mean
If you mean the points and shit, gimmie like a day. I've been taking the shots but not doing stuff with them for pretty obvious reasons but that /trash/ game at least let me end in high spirits so I'm not just gonna say fuck the cup. So, results late tomorrow or Tuesday

anyone got the link to the /sp/ hyp vid?

>- /cgl/ (Last Elite Cup: 2014 Summer; Cup record since: 7-0-5 >Fang)
This team gets special mention for qualifying to elites -- only to fuck up the signups. Fang had one job!

(cwl)

>/n/ won't come back this time thanks to someone fucking up because spoon
Eternal suffering

Why don't you take off that uuhh Jabroni outfit and we can settle this in the ring?

Team Little Girls and a Huge Debt

Asuka out for Waifu Walls (Gold) /w/
Mugi out for Kurimu /w/
Elisa Lam out for Girls With Guns /w/
内側に射精されることの喜びに out for Cutie Honey /m/
Delicious Flat Chest for /sma/utism /soc/
Unwilling Elf for Cumdumpster
Toshinou Kyouko for Ideal Mate /soc/
Lesbians for AERIS DIES /vr/
Kirino for An Horse /sp/

Has any team been more JUST in the last year than /t/?

They started off strongly too

>/a/ fails to promote whilst /sp/ does
>like the cornered autists they are, they lash out at everyone around them
Holy fuck this is too much.

>caring about losers

Changes to Lain and Friends FC

No Bully out for /w/ Nice Rice
Rei out for /w/ Minimalist
内側に射精されることの喜びに out for /w/ Vectors
Tomoko out for /vr/ Kacho Arino GOLD
Get out of /jp/ out for /vr/ Doomguy GOLD
Ika-chan out for /vr/ Power Glove

make Doomguy the new vice-captain

>/3/'s best post-summer 2012 performance was going 1-2-1 in a megababy under Twinky

>implying /sp/ wouldn't do the same thing, if the situation were reversed

>needed a /k/ own goal to make it even that far

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desu, if /a/ promoted and /sp/ didn't, it would be 100x worse, and I say that as a lifelong speelad

And there were two good chances in the past for that to actually have happened

Changes for Team i'll think of a name later

RB Cool Science Facts for RB HE (/v/)
LB Homo Engineer for LB Hideo Kojima (/v/)
AMF Mongolian Horse Archer for AMF Resize your shit (/p/)
AMF 内側に射精されることの喜びに for AMF Kissless Virgin (/r9k/)
CF >Holy >Roman >Empire for CF Messi (/sp/, gold, VC)

I expected better from /sp/ too, but I guess that's just how they are.

I am so fucking bored

Dig a hole and fill it back in.

Hi, so fucking bored. I'm user.

user, I'm CIA

if the other team kicks off but you immediately steal the ball from the player receiving the kickoff and score, is it a kickoff abuse goal?

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>that Veeky Forums pic
loving every laugh

Yes

>currently my test is 2-1
>we score on their opening kickoff
>they score off the ensuing kickoff
>we score on the kickoff after that
literally 3 goals in 10 minutes and no other play has happened

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I always did think these Pretty Patties are giant macarons.
Or viceversa.

It comes as no surprise, the AI has little to none positional awareness.

archive.klaxa.eu/Spring_2016/Matchday_6/

Yes, just like Final Boss matches.

I'm pretty sure that doesn't count as an official game.

i call it reverse kickoff abuse

/t/ and /co/ are definitely the most JUST but you really have to give credit to the way Veeky Forums fell off the face of the earth

It doesn't. See you all in the Summer Friendlies everyone.

That list counts all non-cup goals

nah, see you against the Summer wooden spoon