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HoI4 DD56 - Bits and Pieces
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EU4 DD May 12
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>>[CK2 - 2.4.5] - After The End
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>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.3.3 - 21/03/2016
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what happened to the EU4 dlc activator thing? I used to use it to be able to pirate the DLCs off archive onto my steam version of EU4 which is dlc-less, now it seems the "DLC activator" archive is just some steam_api.dll crack files

waggle waggle waggle

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The activator method was patched last patch and doesn't work anymore. Only method of activation now is using cracked files

huh, it seems the skidrow crack works for me, but can using it via steam cause any issues?

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I don't know

"In order for Portugal to truly rise again in the world, we must be able to show dominance in Iberia. I have done great things to bring us back from obscurity these past ~20 years, and I don't intend to stop now just because of my age. Long ago, this great nation began in Galicia, now wrongly in the hands of Spain. If we can wrestle it out of Spain, they will no longer be a thorn in our side- we will have regional hegemony and then we can project our power into the greater world even more effectively."
-King Miguel I, in an address to the Portuguese parliament

Portugal has weaved a web of alliances such that Spain and their ally the Dutch will have a hard time in a war together. King Miguel, aging and finding his monarchical powers gradually being taken from him by the tide of liberalism, is desperate for one last victory that will forever push him into the status of "the greats" of history. Many in Portugal fear a war against Spain right now cannot possibly be won, but for better or for worse, Miguel has convinced the government that a war is what's right.
Let come what may!

I'm going to bed for tonight and will do this war tomorrow evening

I think I found a way
once you launch the eu4.exe with the cracked dll once, it detects the dlc, then i deleted the cracked dll and replaced it with the original one, launch it via steam again, and it still detects the dlc

how's my jewel lookin familia

"In order to make Portugal a world power again we need to start winning. We've stopped winning folks. And people say to me, By the Grace of God, King of Portugal and the Algarves of either side of the sea in Africa, Lord of Guinea and of Conquest, Navigation, and Commerce of Ethiopia, Arabia, Persia, and India, Miguel I why don't we win anymore? And I tell them the same thing every time, and it's so true, I say, we've got to deal with the Spanish. They're beating us, but we're going to stop them, believe me. We will not allow ourselves to be pushed around, I guarantee it."
-King Miguel I, in an address to the Portuguese parliament

Like poo in a loo

Like a fucking E(M)yesore

tomou na tarraqueta

Best tips for a new GSG player starting with CK2?

Start in 1066.

Start in 1066. Start as a duke in Ireland. You're welcome.

Play EU4 first

yurop

(it's shit)

this ireland is tutorial island
CK2 is better and more fun than map painting simulator

>that industry
how
how did that one other guy to industry as portugal too

Looks pretty interesting familia

>CK2 is better and more fun than map painting simulator
They're both blobbed simulators, it's just CK2 is self aware. Atleast it was until they put anti blobbing mechanics in in conclave.

As for actual mechanics, I'd say EU4 has more. Tax, trade, corruption (been reworked in 1.17, no longer shit), development, espionage in particular has been really fleshed out and is actually worth shit now.

I love the intrigue and such in CK2, its really fun if you like some mild roleplay, I like more things happening within my kingdom than just focusing on mappainting in EU, I don't know, its my favourite PD game personally

Is there any point in rooting out corruption?

People take corruption wrong, which is understandable as most paradox mechanics are min-maxing.
You're not supposed to put the slider on full and burn it all off at once, you're meant to slowly root it out so it doesn't cost gorillions.

There is hardly any intrigue in CK2, you jut assassinate, that's it. In EU4 once you get to the late game you can fund rebels, give subsides to countries you want to win, basically play it like the modern day.

it's reino unido aka portugal plus brazil, not just portugal so that one factor

Since I've been conquering India, i'm able to specialize factories more thanks to unlimited raw materials, also it helps that somehow I grabbed the entire sikh empire as states rather than colonies somehow, I think they civilized as I was at war with them or something.

other than that I've been encouraging capitalists and craftsmen like mad for the eventual switch to lazy fair

Hirohito what are you doing they have like 5 brigades and less IC than you.

>DH
>1920x1080
HOW I can't get that shit to work for the fucking life of me.

You need to bind the pause to space bar.

Is he a wealthy man?

бpaвo

define wealth

youtube.com/watch?v=kmtCuBwpDLg

Does he have one long staircase just going up and one even longer coming down? Does he have one more leading nowhere just for show?

Alright thanks, what should I do with my spymaster though?

am i fugged?

yes

clearly the type of man who takes the elevator

He uses a lift because he's grown too fat from all the shekels he made

it begins

What was your most interesting ck2 game?

palace renovation dlc when?

oman i rollin

What is this meme?

pls respond

Did EU4 get a million new provinces or is this some mod?

pretty much familia

/pol/and and lithuania aka eastern poland are going to sit around like cucks and do jack shit

also
> letting poland take rightful magyar soil

Its a new mod. Its just the HRE and borders as the map.

Take 10 loans and hire enough mercenaries to make China empty.

And remember, realism is not a meaningful argument.

God fucking damn. You people keep saying Eu4 is a map painter but i guess i suck at art

I'll try that... tomorrow

fucking deep me ladski

Well, at least Polotsk is actually in Polotsk this time

>play Spellbender
>play Ragnaros
>it get's BGHed
>by a priest
I hate playing low ranks, it's impossible to play around dumb shit like this.

>vanilla EU3 was somehow worse looking than this

wtf is goin on

???

pls buy stellaris

>muslim germany

just arabs fulfilling their destiny early

>Extended Timeline

its mainly turks though

did eagg die?

is ROTK13 any good?

What's wrong with it? I reckon it's great, love going through all the time periods.

play vicky for map painting

Good morning lads, what do you plan to do in gsg today?

You're playing eu4 for way longer than it should be. and it isn't even very good for that period. If you want to play a long game its better to go ck2 > eu3/4 > vicky 2

I only know how to play EU4 tho so ExTime works fine

>I only know how to play EU4

I tried CK2 but had no idea what I was doing. Tried Vicky 2 and found it a bit easier but it was too slow

It's easier to get into than the other gsg games but it just isn't as satisfying as the other games and is way shallower. Most people just really dislike it for the mana.

what

>gsg games

>eu4 is shallow
>eu3 isn't
>ck2 isn't

who started this meme

Me, AMA

Just because it's badly done doesn't mean its not in the gsg genre. You could only really argue that it could be a 4x but it just doesn't have a 4x feel to it.

>grand strategy games games

I'm an idiot.

...

>grand strategy general games

It works

How do I make an event to remove a core?

I'm playing Deseret, and I messed up something while releasing Deseret, and USA has cores on southern California, which means USA keeps decreasing relations because they want to fuck my shit up

you could've played it off, dumbass

you blew it

daily reminder it would have been fine with another six months in the oven

then it should be /gsg/ games

>another six months in the oven

does wiz actually do any real work

GSG isn't /gsg/

He adds straits

he's the real jew behind it all, along with wester

johan is a fellow autist and confirmed national socialist

He's a major administraitor at paradox.

Fugg, you lads just reminded me of EvW

He's a big guy

For Walter White.

Why is he pointing at his crotch?
Why does he have an erection?

youtube.com/watch?v=GiqOsKngc-c

>Lager

yeah hes a faggot

reminder that REAL men drink REAL ale

How is Arumba now? Did anything come of his little spastic fit? He tweeted the meaning of estranged, did his wife actually leave?

t. the cock and nob landlord
What's the fucking difference?

How about you go out and taste them rather than tasting your dads cum, you cunt