/gerg/ - Giant Extreme Robots General

>i might even shell out for the hero
Genuinely one of the best Hero mechs in the game, you won't be disappointed.

>why is everyone running away
>I just want a hug

How about the HMS Circumflex accent?

I'm shit and even I sold my freebie one

I thought that thumbnail was a gangsta leaning sausage with three arms with pistols, a red vest and giant red boots.

Good for you? The fact that you're shit might contribute to you, I don't know... selling mechs you didn't do well in?

I did okay in it but just get a good mech

Guys I'm having a real bad problem here. My UACs Jam on me far more than I'd like. So If I get in brawling range with and fire once. The next shot is auto jammed for me. What do?

Stop doubleclicking?

I'm not double clicking half the time. After the First shot it usually jams on me. Thats how bad my RNG shit is, I'm in an Onion 2 C. So whats left after my Lasers are on CD and my Gun is jammed?

I've got lots of good mechs too. Embarrassingly I've some 125 mechs now, and don't plan on stopping.

Then for real stop double clicking, you huge faggot. There's no RNG involved.

If you don't double click, there's 0% chance that you'll trigger the jam check. You have to manually mash that UAC button to even run the risk.

>want to post burrs
>can't because burr folder is back home
fugg

>stalkers with nothing but LRMs

WHY

If he stops double clicking then there's no reason to be running UAC's, might as well just switch over to standard AC's. Or LBX~

...

It's a Catapult with more tonnage.

Or he could conserve the double tap for when he actually needs it, or better yet, not risk it when he's 20 meters away from the enemy lines.

nigger it only has a CHANCE to jam IF you smash that mf fire button twice

it's impossible to jam if you just press fire once since the "ultra" part of ultra autocannons is the double tapping.

stop being so fucking retarded this isn't even funny bait

>set my arty key to E
>save
>the game zooms in on my mechs beautiful face
>low res and very blurry, wtf
>relog
>this

quality game

What is this meme anyway?

didn't mean to reply to you sorry babe x

Plenty of room for ammo.

>Sera
Hahahaha holy shit Overmeme confirmed for terminal cancer game

It's a good meme, that's what it is.

And now mech is leaning to the left.

Where's Sera from?

youtube.com/watch?v=1vy14mJrkWk

for vass

/xivg/

Couldn't even play that babby game worth a shit but still got carried through everything by sucking dick.

Oh shit nigga, there's actually marauder's in MWO now? I figured it would be eternally unseen. I'm gonna have to redownload the game now and do anything I can to get that shit, even if it means selling all my fucking mechs.

>tfw remember carrying her
fug :DDD

Also did they ever introduce bigger maps for MWO? My biggest complaint was that they were tiny as fuck, especially compared to Living Legends

One and everyone hates it because it's LURM Paradise.

Yes but it's not really a good thing.

I don't get it... this trailer actually looks somewhat good. It's looks like a genuine game that someone might buy. So why weren't these resources committed to MWO?

larger maps is the trend between Polar Highlands and now Grim whatever. River City was also expanded somewhat.

Terrible shit maps for 8v8s like Frozen city and the recent Bog still exist however.

I would buy a Marauder if they didn't fucking ruin it by making it look like trash.
Fuck the reseen Marauder. It is trash. Give me my proper dorsal gun back.

Daily reminder that Harabec will pay for his insolence.

What does gerg eat while playing mwo?
>microwave white castle

play 4v4

now the maps are too fucking big

>my face when I actually find it easier to get to brawling range on Memelands than most other maps
I'm sure this would change in tier 1 group queue.

two things: that trailer is ripped almost straight from an episode of BSG, and PGI thought they were great triple A devs who could get that sweet, sweet backer money that CIG was getting.

Forrest Colony and River City have both been redone and expanded. A new map called Polar Highlands was added, it's LRM hell in the lower tiers. Grim Plexus was added, and while it is huge, it has some really odd terrain choices that limit all the action to the center.

They recently hired on a new level designer in April, so who knows what's in the pipe.

>white castle
Haruko please
PLEASE
I'm not even going to get into the fact that you think a microwave can be used for food.

pocky, most likely

Cooking takes too long, I don't want to wait if I'm hungry

>it has some really odd terrain choices that limit all the action to the center.
The sides are pretty much 99% for lights.

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Is White Castle even edible? All I know is that it's that meme fast food restaurant from dude weed lmao movie and it's in all of what, four states?

What did he mean by this?

It's pretty tasty desu senpai, you should try it

>tfw Stone Rhinos might take literally 10 years to be in MWO
I just wanna sit in my throne of armor and gauss rifles

STONE RHINO LITERALLY FUCKING NEVER
RUSS SAID THAT HE WOULD SOONER DIE THAN ADD THE STONE RHINO TO THE GAME, HE LITERALLY WOULD NOT DO IT AT FUCKING GUNPOINT.

>transverse.

but he would do it at lurmpoint :^)

Guys should i get a Koshi?

No, get a hankyu.

You're welcome.

Sometimes the game reads a single tap as a double signal, because PGI. That can mean the gun will jam on the "first" shot, because retarded PGI engine is retarded.

Go home, robot. You're drunk.

GONKs that pass in the night, no enemy survives.

Had Shimmering Sword the game before, but of course we lost horribly.

Is Shim as good at playing robots as he is at drawing them?

what bottom tier queue is this

no

t. k lord

yes, mediocre

>tfw only played with Alex once and that was back in 2012
he probably doesn't even play the game anymore

>he's probably not alive anymore*
fixed

one more game and I never have to touch this heap of garbage ever again

FD Alex, not the rat eating hobo

Most people ingame do not even know about transverse

Then today I will remind them.

everything PGI does is such a fucking joke
proper MW game when?

You'll never see this many people rallying against a common enemy outside of animes and ancient fantasy novels.

250,000 per map
never forget

>steambirth's faces when.

keep me posted

Never ever ever let the golds forget.

New charity mech when? I want a Dragon with the rising sun on it next time Japan has an earthquake.

>not a second awesome hero for fat awareness.
>not a nigger centurion for black awareness month.
>not a bitch tit robot for old men disease awareness.
>not a HARD robot to raise awareness of the deranged army vets.
>not doing the starcitizen US army vet awareness ship skin.

>numbers go back down to slightly below the average once the grind event gets close to ending.

Wow! Never seen this meme before. Quick, someone post another screenshot of them reaching some ultra high 1500+ number!

Fuck off with your retarded memes, Japanese disaster relief is a serious thing and it's an actual charity drives a lot of games have done, so it'd make sense for MW:O to do it.

>not a nigger centurion for black awareness month.
WE

WUZ

ROBOTS

>shawk 2d2
>put a srm4 in the side torso
>shows up as a 6

bravo PGI

Why is there no bind to lock lower arm actuators? Would make it much easier to play mechs that have arm mounted weapons.

You mean sideway arm movement or up and down?

Like how any mech acts when they have no lower arm actuators. You can still aim up and down with your arms, but not sideways.

The built in "arm lock" feature which completely locks arm movement adds a retarded amount of mouse smoothing because PGI.

this sad cycle you cucks go through with the pig is very pathetic

it always starts with
>what if the pig had this common sense feature
>insert other features the game should have
>fuck this grab dealing company
>hey guys what robots should i grabdeal/grind
>what if piggy had this common sense feature

>/gerg/ is one person
half if not most of those are bait questions anyway just to bump the thread

It's a meme.