Shitposters Need To Go Back Edition
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Watch the threads for occasional party squads
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The third /hg/tage is out!
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Cawfee is best in the morning
Hold out hope
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GWEEN TEAM.
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No one is on Halo 5 right now :(
Yeah, because it's 2 am in a civilized country.
>Britbongs in charge of keeping the thread bumped
Its like you actually thought they could do anything noteworthy
I'm pretty sure they can't do anything!
Britbong, reporting in!
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BAMP!
Post spartans you anime loving, sorry sack of shit, autistic maggots! On the double!
no u
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ayy lmao
I wanna forge but I can't get very inspired. I want to make a city map, a map for predator, a map for fat kid (depending on how well destructible objects work), and a hunger games esque map. Wat do.
What did you just say to me you disobediant pile of human garbage!? You come to my camp and you try to make a mockery of me dirtbag!?
Why did you join the corps son!?
To see all the pretty faces, Gaylord!?
You make me sick you worthless manchild!
Why not stay at home with mommy, where you are safe from real men facing the hardships of war!?
Do you know what PTSD is son!?
Because when you go out there, you DO NOT want to be sent home carrying that luggage!
That is why I am preparing you boys to witness the atrocities that hide out there!
I will berate and belittle you until you comply private!
And if you do not comply you will be punished!
And if you decide to run away you will be charged and arrested for desertion!
Do I make myself clear!?
Fuck you
It's actually a decent list. But then again, any 'Best Halo Missions' where The Covenant is #1 is a good list.
No. I just didnt want fucking Watchmojo on my recommended videos again.
Sigmund must go back to Haiti where he belongs
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Daily reminder Bias.
memes
So why was Reach the best Halo?
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Does anyone play Halo Online for PC here?
Are there any links to where I can grab it?
It wasnt. 3 was
It really isn't worth the time or effort desu
Mfw now that rath is gone I have no one to play area with.
I'd play with you, but I'm no good at arena
Sigmund pls
I'm only average at swat
>looking through forge hub
>half the map links are broken or the maps deleted
Makes it real fucking difficult
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It could be worse, I could only be average at griffball
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>People camping in my spot on Drillsite
It's not even a good place to camp fuck off reeeee
Maybe they just want to hide with you, user
But when more than one person hides there it's too obvious and you get killed really quickly
Just find a cubby-hole on the other side of the map and hide like a jew in a cupboard then
Where's Rath go?
Ded
He probably just doesn't care much for Halo anymore
Doesn't like halo anymore, but was third in most played in the company oh okay.
You can burn out pretty easily after playing a lot.
We can't all be robots like Napalm.
But he still plays.
I thought he left cause people posted his picture in the last thread.
How the fuck does napalm play so much anyway? What does he do?
Hes an autistic neet
60 days playtime
>60 days
Wew
Why would anybody play that much?
>10.Mombasa streets
I'd rank it higuer desu.
>9.Halo
Meh
>8.Long night of solace
Overrated and short space section.
>7.Exodus
It has ODSTs, i guess i agree.
>6.Reclaimer
Good, too high on the list though.
>5.Assault on the control room
One of the few decent missions in CE.
>4.The Ark
Good
>3.Metropolis
Good
>2.The silent cartographer.
Too high on the list.
>1.The covenant
Oh yeah, completely agree.
Overall it's a pretty decent list, too much CE nostalgia though.
>too much CE nostalgia
>number 1 is a halo 3 map
CE's gameplay and level designed aged like milk, you can't say the same about the other games.
Explain how.
>Clunky controls
>Repetitive corridor-like level design
>Respawning out of nowhere enemies
>Reused levels for half the campaign
Don't get me wrong, i still love CE but the only mission i would put in my top 10 is Silent Cartographer but not below top 5.
Here's my list if you care:
10. Enemy lines
9. The Silent Cartographer
8. Midnight
7. ONI Alpha Site
6. Mombasa Streets
5. Metropolis
4. The Pillar of Autumn (Reach)
3. The Ark
2. The Long Journey
1. The Covenant
Reach really did have a lot of really great and fun missions and the picks are really good. For Halo 3 though, The Covenant and the last mission really stand out. No idea why they would pick that mission. Also one of the worst picks for Halo 4 too.
>Silent Cartographer
How would you feel about this mod then?
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>>Clunky controls
I would argue that Halo 3's aiming and Reach's movement is much clunkier than Halo 1's jump delay.
>>Repetitive corridor-like level design
Good thing only a couple sections on 2 of those H1 levels are corridors.
>>Respawning out of nowhere enemies
No
>>Reused levels for half the campaign
Good thing none of the levels from that list are reused areas.
Honestly, do they even play on actually releasing Reach on the Xbone?
The ODST port was pretty decent, especially for the price. It would be nice if Reach finally got a more stable framrate, even if its just a locked 30. It also makes no sense business wise to not do it. Reach is incredibly popular, look at all the people foaming at the mouth for Reach content for 5. It would sell incredibly well, especially considering it runs horribly on backwards compatible
Not gonna happen. The only reason they ported ODST was as a compensation for all TMCC issues.
They ported ODST because MCC is canonical and it was going over all of the returning characters in H4.
Wait until they decide to "Remaster" it after Halo 3 Anniversary.
I'm actually curious to see how 343 is dealt with by M$ once Halo 6 comes out.
What makes you think 6 will be the last Halo game? They stopped calling it "The Reclaimer trilogy" a long time ago.
They never called it a trilogy. It was always a "saga".
I can't wait for Halo 5: Apologist edition after the outrage at the shitty campaign. Seriously WHAT the fuck happened. Chief getting cucked so hard, Blue Team coming back for what, massisve ad campaign which got so many people interested and hyped for the story but in the end was completely irrelevant.
What the FUCK happened? I don't buy the
>it was because they brought in the republic commando guy argument
They called it trilogy when Halo 4 was released and then changed it to "saga" after that.
"No"
>Forest Armour
what
God Halo 4 really had the worst fucking armour in the entire franchise. Such horrible designs, horrible desaturated colours, few returning favourite which had to be added as DLC. It doesn't matter that you could customize arms and legs because all of the options still looked ike shit
I wouldn't even blame the Republic Commando guy, i think the overall level design was good.
343 needs to bring back Joseph Staten for Halo 6.
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>While Halo 4 was originally meant to kick off the "Reclaimer Trilogy" for the series, Microsoft's Phil Spencer says it won't be limited to a trilogy.
>"While we originally said trilogy, we've actually expanded this to more of a saga," Spencer told GameSpot, "so we don't want to limit the Reclaimer story within a trilogy."
Whatever, nigga. That's just what it says on the back of the box.
I agree the level design was great and quite fun. The meridian levels are probably my favourite. The last mission however is probably the worst in the game, so tame and boring for a final mission. Especially a Halo final mission.
As of right now and how Halo 5 sold, Halo won't make it passed another main title and maybe two spin offs(ODST style) at best.
Halo Wars 2 might sell extremely well since it's a breath of fresh air and it's recognizable.
>Original Idea was that Locke was a Solo act(Mission with Arby tho) that was hunting Chief.
>Later chnaged to add the Teammate Mechanic for Locke's gameplay, while Chief would be standard Halo.
>Chief was supposed to be blamed for destroying a Colony by awaking a Guardian, ONI/UNSC sends Locke and his team after him.
>Locke's original team was Himself, Val, Tanaka, and Throne.
>Chief was supposed to find a Forerunner cloak that made him invisible to radar and trackers, this was cut because it was "To close to Harry Potter".
>Blue Team was supposed to go looking for Chief either by Lasky's orders or going OWEL themselves.
>The Negative reaction to Locke Supposedly replacing Chief(Locke being on top of the first poster) and lack of Throne's actor(rumor) reaction caused 343 to Switch Throne with a more likely Character, that being Buck.
Pretty much all was scrapped and rush the last moment in order to save their story.
good, that all sounds pretty shit
Would've been better than Cortana being a Space Autocrat villain and taking over all the Universe.
Hell even the Idea of Cortana actually being 343 Guilty Spark, who is just using Cortana's data to mimic her so he can keep Chief out of the way, would be to smart for 343.
That sounds Ike it would've made a much better story
>Boot up the MCC to play campaign with a buddy
>Decide to try out multiplayer for shits and giggles
>Get a Halo 3 game
>HUD is fucked somehow, game is laggy, and it's on fucking blackout of course
>Go to Big Team Battle
>Get a game of CE CTF on Death Island
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ITS A SIGMUND IS ON DS3 ALL DAY EPISODE
>It's a "Infection didn't save Halo" rerun.
If you wanted to play all you had to do was ask
Could anything save Halo 5 at this point?
I'M SCARED TO ASK.
Then I guess you don't want to play halo enough, user
>Tfw
We always want you to play, you're like the fucking leader of hg Spartan Companies aside. Someone had to step into yields shoes
Nervous, eh user? Scared Sigmund-senpai won't reciprocate your feelings?
I never asked out an /hg/ user before, it gets my anxiety up way too high.
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>bv and tackless come back
>500% more gayshit posted
>The amount of black dicks that have been inside that.
>lexi
>black dicks
>White Female American Porn Star.
>Not having a 70% minimum of being blacked.
Plus just go on /Gif/ or Google.
If you don't ask, I'll just keep playing Souls, user.
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Party up time lads?
Cuckzone for a bit?
>its a Magic Muffin x talks about how much he loves my little pony party