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Nine (9) memes late edition

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>BETTING
IS FOR DEGENERATES

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youtube.com/channel/UCaWhQaXjaUW79XFdQzqjqFw/videos
twitter.com/Daneliecasts?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author
twitter.com/AdmiralBulldog/status/732192353671380992
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

this fat fuck is stealing hundreds

hello wheres discuson about dotas :-----DDDDDD

nth for traxex best waifu

Why does Australia exist?

produces the most Vegemite in the world.

>tfw want to fap but dick wont get hard

based xiao8 playing moneycat

rime, playing the carry

Stop watching anime for a while. see if that helps.

t docter cockter.

WHO LAOGANDIE HERE

If new compendium won't have at least one permanent weather effect/map/music pack they can fuck off

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Just like he did at ti5

>antimage AND magnus checking out DA BOOTY

is zai actually coming back or is it just a meme

I feel the call of the wild

What's he gonna change? He's rtz buttbuddy and Secret don't need more all stars

to trigger redditors

gondor too

Yeah same.

In case you were wondering (i was), the animated painting edits from Epicenter are on their youtube channel

youtube.com/channel/UCaWhQaXjaUW79XFdQzqjqFw/videos

>zai
>Secret
?

rosters are locked

stupid sexy Dazzle

I know he's EG but even he can't save shit at this point

anyone else got this when you try to buy an item or put something into quickbuy, it sometimes doesnt register the click? is that my mouse fucking around or is it the game?

i get it.

What's the most fun hero to play?

whichever hero wins you the game

absolutely nailed it desu

timba

Post yfw liquid didn't choke

This ugly fuck is stealing waifus

What else can he do? It's the rational decision and his Twitter indicates that he's a mediocre student at best.

Better to cash in while Dota is still alive.

Yeah fuck that girl tobi is mine

Are there any pictures of this DanelieCasts? She sounds cute.

don't let it be another llama

Tober surely bred that drow cosplayer

twitter.com/Daneliecasts?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author

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mein dick

Thanks user.

How do we fix these heroes that were ignored at epicenter?

I always find it weird when prettier girls are genuinely into nerdy things. Makes me wonder if there's not something else wrong with them.

>nanyang direct invites are tier 3 teams
Literally what is this shit

With the exception of Pugna, Warlock, and maybe Magnus that is THE list of heroes that should remain forever shit.

it fits the prizepool.
t3 teams for t3 event

is she from adelaide?

hey these guys got bills to pay okay let them have scraps

>barny doesn't intend to get back into streaming
I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!! PREPPING THE NOOSE NOW

these teams keep getting invited and then suck because everyone else is getting good practice in during qualifier games lmao

Let me simulate a Barny stream for you: xd memes memes memes xd, i'm such a memer ololol. fuck my team MEMES xd

I'LL KILL YOU!! YOU I'LL FUCKING GET YOU

did he say this somewhere or.,..?
and why not, it is easy money for him desu

why are you reposting my posts?

fuck off karma whore

/i'm feeling suicidal

Dude I've lost 500 MMR in three weeks. You have no idea what it means to suffer

forced 50 at work

>unranked
who even cares lmao

where did it go downhill?

i was the inboger

stop posting my posts from last thread for fucks sake

I was 4900 now II am 4100 since 6.87

i wasnt even playing invoker or od or anything like that before

idk what happened

it's low priority i was reported in the previous 2 losses

Look at the poster's name, "Anonymous". That's me.

Literally who plays Pudge well aside from Dendi?

>BM 601 Tower Damage
There.

>Dendi plays Pudge well.
Absolute Kekest.

>Some good Chinese dota on
>Some bottom of the barrel casters ruining it

>implying any other pros even play him

OH FUCK

>Dendi
who?

Can you explain using words how MOBAs aren't just dumbed down RTSes?

Henrik Ahnberg@AdmiralBulldog

I acknowledge my privilege and apologize for being a white male

What does he mean by this?

It means he's as much of a meme as anyone else in this site.

twitter.com/AdmiralBulldog/status/732192353671380992

umm Sweden?

>knows nothing about yyf & yoky
typical navi-fanshit

>tfw he'll never come back and his rightful place as EG's carry player

it hurts bros ;__;

can someone explain this "Adelaide" meme to me?

how can he even be on a team with omegacucks like loda and akke?

>Adelaide
its just a stray-city, nothing to see here

lurk more you stupid blind fuck
search the archives and you'll have your answer

So why does everyone spam that when there is a picture of maki?

But it is a dumbed down rts
If you wanna play gookclick go post in

he's a normie now.. it's whats best r-right

>everyone
>one autist

first day on Veeky Forums?

i think i have cancer

holy fuck

>VG.R vs LGD drafts are literally Liquid vs Newbee

does that mean liquid is going to start sucking before TI6 :(

adelaide?

absolute madman

WHERE IS MY GOYPEDIUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee

Stop being a gullible goy

this danielle is so much better than Llama, why do they keep forcing Llama, this ones so much better.

plus she doesn't look like an ugly dyke

4 hours from this post

>check sc2g for nostalgia after years of having dropped everything blizzard related
>18h old thread despite dreamhack finals going on
>players in the finals look literally like 12 year olds
>21k viewers
>tasteless grew a huge beard

How does that game stay alive? I mean why are there tournaments if the finals get barely over 20k viewers? How do they pay?

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the true power of Blizzard

korean sponsor money, korean orgs, korean audience, korean players

blizzdrones are loyal to blizz.

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>NoDaddy OneLan
>RTC BabyRage
>Aui 200MMR
>Universe

These 4 gentlemen hold your family hostage and demand that you to captain their team to a victory at TI6. What do?

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Why do you guys keep calling Maki "Adelaide"?
I don't get it

I bring them a TI6 victory with my 2k drfts, insight and plays.