/dsg/ - Souls General

>Souls General
Fucking finally. Why call it "soulsborne" and not Kingssoulsbornefield general? It's stupid.

how to be a souls youtuber - a comprehensive guide.pdf

>f5 leddit for the latest glitches and bugs
>make a video about it
>failing that, get three friends and dress as the same character/npc/whatever and spam weapon arts
>heavy dose of ironic memes
>extending the above, make sure your character is ironic - so spend time in character creation giving them neon skin and "hilarious" facial features

what am i missing lads, im going to turn this into an ebook and become rich

>invade cool bridge before lothric
>every single host is a host +3/4 phantoms in a gank squad who emote on you when they gank you

everyone needs a purpose.

>tfw using twin princes greatsword
>tfw people don't know about the hyperarmor
>tfw they run into your weapon art and take over 400 damage

I love it.

Never happened. Even in BB, I was wrecking Veeky Forums players. There were only ever a few people that managed to compete near my level. That was back in DaS1, and they were constantly sparring with me to get to that point.

Bloodborne has it's own general and Kings Field doesn't have enough of a following to warrent recognition.

You are welcome to discuss it here though.

Finding information on fextra life 6 weeks after its been out and act like you were the first one to think of it.

I hated the Ornstein helmet more for the fucking giant ass neck than no plume.
Then I realized why you get Nameless Kings set right before his.

To look like raggedy shit instead of just shit?

Can raw broadsword work anywhere near as well as raw astoras? I wanna power through the game but don't wanna invest in faith

Should I draw Yuria or Yorshka?

lose all self respect, make no actual money, and hate yourself more than ever within a year when the game dies and you realize that your self-accredited "fame" was merely the flavor of the month for teenagers on a website.

Is a mid roll weight ratio good enough for a witch's locks build, or should it be below 30% for fast rolls?

mirrin me eh, ashen one? they are the pale shade legs.

>i throw fights all the time just to get out of "the spotlight", hogging an arena is some gay shit
did you throw in our fight

Also If you don't mind parting with some then sure set a place and spot. What else builds do you use?

>turns put sone gauntlets only have armor on one side
>want only my right arm covered
>all I found cover the left

Fuck, is there no gauntled that is only armored on that side? It's fucking my fashion.

thanks bud

>phantom hits all over the place
>4-5v1 all the time
>shitty netcode
>cable pluggers
>cancerous straight sword meta
>FPS dips all over the place

GOOD GAME GUYS SURE IS GOLDEN AGE HERE
BB WAS WORSE GUYS
DS2 WAS WORSE GUYS
WEEEW

Because Mustards get super salty about you talking about BB otherwise.

>enb literally doesnt figure out lothrian is fucking disabled
>he thinks hes an outrider knight

FUCKING HOW

I want to go into DS3 with an int build.
Infusing weapons with crystal and/or chaos.

Am I going to run into any difficulties with enemies with high magic and fire resist?

>GOOD GAME GUYS

quints confirm it

>I want to go into DS3 with an int build.
gl

Wasn't he the first guy to work out Oolacile is Darkroot? How has he regressed into such a retard?

Yorshka easy.

I don't care about BB or Kingsfield, calling the generals "Soulsborne" instead of just souls is stupid.

Good starting class for a pyro? im new to souls pls no bully

I've never actually seen him stand up during an attack, that was surprising.

>did you throw in our fight

no that was a legitimately good parry, i risk it every time i go for that running attack

high wall, password dsg, just grab my sign near the bonfire

>What else builds do you use?

i respec 2-3 times a day just to try different shit, but the dragonspearswordslayer quality is still my favorite

i'm gonna start testing out the black knight sword/greatsword soon

Trying out a pyromancy build, what are some good one handed weapons that aren't short swords? Are Witch's Locks fun?

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>it's the same .webm he always posts

you must be so proud of that one fight

pyro

no joke it's actually the best

Yuria

Nah, you're full of shit. You were nothing more than a bit above average. Everyone who knew how to play could defeat you.

FP sucks for magic since every spell shares it

Pyro is the best class for most casters due to low luck. Start with pyro.

Literally get good, that's a close range weapon and it's slow you have to either counter his attacks or catch him before he strikes with a swing.

You don't fucking chase people with that axe you dumbfuck.

Pick a good curved sword with low requirements
Or Garg Spear

Not only that he called we would see artorias in the dlc and that it would be in oolacile which he said was darkroot.

I mean just how what the fuck.

He doesnt fully get up hes only on his knees, he does it on the huge charge too.

Pyromancer or deprived. You probably want to go Pyromancer, but either way you'll be doing a fair lot more of whacking than of casting until you find Smouldering Lake
Which is where you should make a beeline to as soon as the game starts, really.

Who's gonna host this for ps4 ?

Pyro is a good class for pyro, duh.

Guys this is going to seem weird and might annoy some people but are there any/could someone make some photoshops of Taylor Swift as the Firekeeper? Like just throw the Firekeeper's headpiece on a picture of her or something...

I dunno I feel like TayTay is basically the Firekeeper.

Literally everything I do when invading

>summoning phantom #5
>2 bluecucks have come to tryhard for their shitty ears

I hate this game so much I cant wait for Overwatch to come out so I can let this fucking garbage game rot in the shelve.

didja ever fight benjie, burger, killian, buscemi, etc?

>it's yet another host+3buddies gankfest

le black crystal face
enjoy never having any fun
not gonna bother with this shit

Post hunters

What weapon should I use in the FCs so /dsg/ doesn't splerge at me?

that's odd, usually they roll after doing that.

>want to give yhorm the battle he deserves
>want to make sure siegward does't die

Nah, I just don't need to make hundreds of webms to make my point.

>Everyone who knew how to play could defeat you.
So no one in any of these generals.

Honestly I can get still not liking 2 even less than 3, a lot of shit felt bad after playing 1, even if they did some things right like making a lot more weapons actually fun and legitimately viable. How anyone other than ghetto trash too poor to afford a computer and PS4 cry about Bloodborne though is beyond me.

>people STILL do pvp in the souls series

When will you learn?

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Why do people obsess over that person? She is ugly and her songs are shitty pop

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You mean ashen ones.

>took me four years to realize ENB is a retard

Should have known better after DS2 and Bloodborne.

>invade grand archives all day
>ganks, full care bear squads, darkmoons coming out of the walls
>like god damn darkmoons invade every time I do
>pop on the covenant when I finish my tongues
>60 minutes later and nothing

I'm just confused and mildly angry at this point. I wasnt the only red invading. I know they're doing it. Why won't I be summoned?

>its "host has 3 phantoms and a bluecuck on his side and still feels the need to pop a giant seed" episode

GOLDEN
AGE
OF
SOULS

>he dies anyway
>everyone dies
>there is no point to anything in souls in the end

>There are people here RIGHT NOW that didn't level to SL200 for optimum PvE in NG+++++

Make my pyro, invade as quality, or ng+8 co-op?

PC

well what else am I supposed to do?

the amount of faggot hosts in this game is through the roof

only like 5% of hosts are what I'd call decent players

>POISE IS LE WORKING AS INTENDED GUYS XDD!!

ANYONE DENYING POISE ISNT WORKING AS INTENDED IS NOT A FROMDRONE LIKE ME AND IS A DS2FAG KYS

Is there a spreadsheet of what attacks have hyper armor, broken down by weapon?

He starts DS3 by spamming R2 on everything

What did you expect

Maybe because you dodged the challenges of the good players? There were good players in the DaS1 days here and they would mob the floor with you.

A mace.
I'm not even kidding.

Maybe pontiff curved sword? Also the gargoyle spear is the one from profaned capital right? Does it have sweeping attacks I can't stand just straight thrust pokes it gets boring

WOW SURE IS A HARD GAME WHEN YOU GET CARRIED CONSTANTLY BY 3-4 PEOPLE! SOULS TRULY HARDEST GAME

#HARDCOREGAMERSONLY
#PRAISELESUN

>be a darkmoon
>ganksquad host wants me to help him
>keep throwing I'm sorry for the purple that invaded this shithole
>host keeps following the poor guy and I keep body blocking him and his goons
>grape hits the host and brings him all the way to the maggots in the cathedral of the deep low parts
>host dies to maggot bleeding
Serves you right, gankfaggot.

So you need to go all the way through Cathedral of the Deep and kill Deacons to get the doll and activate the first Irithyll bonfire before Sirris' sign will spawn? REEEEEEEEEEEEE

ANY MORE FIGHT CLUBBIN TODAY?

>host has darkmoon me, another blue, and a phantom
>still manages to fall off a cliff and die
sometimes hosts get stupid when they've got too much on their side

but from only has to change one script variable to enable it, if they intended to make that change they would have done so over the last half dozen patches they've put out

If poise isn't working as intended, why hasn't from changed it? Or is it really just that poise isn't working as *you* intended?

>tfw no simple one summon limit

the game is piss easy with just one anyway

luci i have a q 4 u

I know you're just spergo spamming, but you could do this in every game homie, shitters like afro just didn't have a crowd to play to by pointing it out in those.

>ng+10
>summon two randoms, way of the blue on
>dried finger and seed every area
>spam im sorry at invaders while they get royally assfucked by every single thing in my world
This is truly what souls was meant to be.

nobody listens

>literally every invasion is 5v1
>seed of giant
>phantom hits everywhere
>dark swords and buffed katanas
>darkmoon cancer right away

I could write a fucking book on how bad online is in DS3

How exactly did Aldrich overpower a god as a pool of slime?

>She is ugly
Come on senpai

All caps is cancer but,
>guise dark soles 3 needs an easy mode, guise.

There were actually articles on gaming sites saying this. They even try to say our "git gud boys club mentality" is problematic, no shit.

>summoning NPCs to bossfights
>STILL LOSING

I hear you. It's an atrocity.
I can count the amount of hosts who are not fielding a gank squad, or who pull the plug before dying or who roll around the bonfire while summoning in more phantoms on one hand