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this fat fuck is stealing hundreds

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no

>tfw you have a quarry to settle

What if illusions could use spells?

Hello my fellow NA bulls.

Xth for Sacred Dagger, the child of Blink Dagger and Sacred Relic. New effect!
>You can now point-and-click target an enemy to blink on them and get off a FREE instant autoattack!
>+200 range, remove the bonus range effect
The old idea was bad!

mid SK counters DK

This game is a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out brakes more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into the market like the Steam VR, that probably costed both an unimaginable amount of money to produce that still even raw content, and the resources that a company like Valvo would probably never have unless they hadn't jewed over 60 million big ones with DOTA 2 tournaments.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VR shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now.

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your existence, seriously.

Does that mean /s/ > /d/ ?

and remove blink from game so if you want this save up 8k gold

PL could one-shot anyone without a disjoint or magic immunity.

CK could perma-stun anyone while his ultimate is up.

AM could one-shot entire teams with his ultimate.

but then you have a mid SK
Slark counters tanky heroes pretty well in pubs
And Necrophos

What if stun durations and damage numbers are scaled down like they are for physical attacks?

Shut up, whore.

REMINDER

to report all the copypastas from the brazilian homosexual autist and NOT ( read this part) give him attention

mini stuns would be super value

I say just let illus do the animation and show effects but not actually do anything

Will ar1se ever be relevant?

obviously you fucking degenerate

I love you Tiago.

Since when the fuck am I a whore, SHITLORD?!

Seriously, this shit's not cool. Stop it.

Hey

>male

looks like shit

hopefully it's nothing dota related

>tfw I will never be a cute girl

Is Skywrath the worst hero in the game?

>Actual dota happening
>memecasters or megashit caster

DotA 2 has the worst casters.

Undying is the worst hero in the game

Looks nice

Thanks for the support, dudebro.

I'll like, give you a high five, man.

Anzuposters should die.

was huskar finally removed?

No, Kunnka is.

That's not how you spell Nyx Assassin

>terrorblade summons illusion
>16 seconds later mirror image comes off cooldown
>terrorblade and his illusion both summon illusions
>repeat
>100 terrorblade illusions
>build radiance
>farm the entire map indefinitely

Also dark seer gets access to the entire enemy teams spells at 140% strength

Anzu?

Keep it in the WoW general, shitstain.

Make me, fuccboi.

My friends, and now fellow teammate I queued with for a while has been going through a depressive time. I try and play Dota with him to keep him company and treat him well irl.

Recently, we were playing a Comp game of Dota where he was our mid. He wasn't doing all too well and they kept getting mid control. One of our teammates seemed to take this personally and started blasting him with insults, which I tried to deflect. Soon after my tried defense and after many lost mid-control rounds, our other teammates started blasting him with extremely unnecessary insults.

When T-half came, he disconnected. He went offline and didn't come online since. This was 3 days ago.

Yesterday, I received the word that he wouldn't come back online again. As I mentioned, he had been battling depression for a while and it finally broke him.

While I'm not blaming CS for his suicide, I wanted to make aware that negativity doesn't promote any kind of change in a teammate, it only perpetuates the toxicity and negativity of a community.

Don't add to another person's struggle.

I WANT TO _____ PUCK!!!

What if illusions could feel? What if illusions could love? What if illusions could contemplate their own brief existence?

NEVER PLAY THE SHIT HERO THAT IS KNOWS AS

I WANT TO chain disable PUCK!!!

bukkake

build radiance on

What to pick when life doesn't seem worth living anymore?

be

Dazzle

Techies

>lose mid
>die irl

See this is why I play support
Playing competitive dota with depression seems to me about as smart as taking a bartending job while battling alcoholism
Rather than trying to turn dota 2 into a safe space for the mentally ill it's probably better if depressive types take breaks, maybe permanently
Link me to this reddit thread plz

Lion
your teammates will love you
their love will bring you back

and if you fuck up- no one ever blames the po5 support ;)

Why can't you have any interesting general threads, DOTURDS?

Legit question here.

twitter.com/SheeverGaming/status/732284015584120832

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. MAJOR SAVED

Poor Sheever

Not invited to Manila

>and if you fuck up- no one ever blames the po5 support ;)

I do. I'm always watching you asshole and I know if you fucked up and I will let you know loud and often.
Position 5 doesn't give you a license to fuck around, not on my watch.

This is why

celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php
Post em together with your favourite hero
Mine's Drow, the tempo controller.

we're good when esports are good

>general threads
>interesting
It's their nature to be boring.

incoming Llama invite lmao XSXDXD

Why does she look like she's from the 50s?

>arc warden players who think they are meepo tier

FUCK VALVE

>position 5 beastmaster tries to support luna.webm

ok, let me rephrase that- no one will blame you to protect their ego when you're po5. I always do my best but when you play a farming roll that is never good enough if you're losing

stop posting my waifu you little shit

ahahhahahah

hahahahha

haha

fuck yes I don't have to mute the panel for once

whenver lady amazon opens her mouth I want to allahu ackbar a random dutch person

seriously fuck that stupid giant bitch

>esports are on
>everyone is here, thread is okayish even with all the shit in it

>esports are off
>people that play the game are playing, people that not play the game are in d2g... thread is complete garbage

Guess what, esports are off.

>question 1 out of 105

nigga plz

>tfw valve is actually mad enough to do it

who is this? need to know for research purposes

Y3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS
WOOOHOOOOIOOIOII

YYEEEEEEEEEEEEES BABAYYYYYYYYYYYY

HOLY FUCK BASED GABEN KNOWIN WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

TIME TO FIND A REAL HUMAN CUTE GRILL FOR DOTA

WHAT A FUCKING SORE LOSING SLUT AHEEBUR IS ACTUALLY GOINGCRYING ON TWITTER BOHOO NOT INVITED BOHOO STILL THANKFUL FOR THE OPPORTUNITIES BOHOOO

STAY STRONG HABEN RSDDI WILL COME HARD FOR THIS ONE

Valve must literally be the gayest and most sexist company on earth.

Thank goodness, LBQT needs more representation in e-sports and heteronormative cis women like Sheever reflect poorly on the sport

THANK FUCKING HEAVENS.

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST NEWS I'VE HEARD ALL WEEK.

UUUM DOES THAT MEAN THAT FUCKING LLAMA GOT THE INVITE?

SOMEONE HAD TO YOU KNOW HOW ANGRY REDDIT WOULD BE WITHOUT DUMB TITS ON THE PANEL

FIRE ALL ALARMS THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS

I've lost several games in a row trying to pick good initiation, supports, mid-autism, but as soon as I picked carry and refused to go to another lane to ruin farm for another carry I just won.

This is some good news.

BASED VULVA

reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4jmogj/sheever_not_invited_to_manila_major/

rofl even reddit agrees with this decision. Probably not the reaction she was hoping for.

BTFO

>meepo tier
You can't random any hero and still get counterpick to Arc Warden

Gaben reads d2g and finds us disgusting and hurts us on purpose :'^( :'^)

>Redditors celebrating that Sheever didn't get invited

Go fuck yourselves.

>all these underage faggots celebrating no sheever

As usual retards don't know a good thing when they have it.

Enjoy your replacement

I can't tell if d2g defends sheever ironically or not

>Reddit will just cry their way into an invite for her

Who cares? Happened before, will happen again. Then we will have two retarded females on the panel, because Valve certainly just got another vagina to look pretty.

Faggots like you deserve to hang.

i swear if they invited llama i wouldnt watch a any match with her in it. that shit would be unbearable. ill ask BSJ to cast it instead.

i took me 15mins today to realize that i was browsing /a/ instead of /d2g/

I will literally stop watching Dota if this... thing gets invited.

nigga u blind?

most of that thread is reddit defending why sheever should be invited to manilla

what a bunch of white knights with shit tastes literally

>GUYS YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH HOW SHITTY SHEEVER IS BECAUSE MAYBE THERE IS SOMEONE EVEN WORSE!
t. sheever defense force

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHO IS GONNA BE THE TOKEN FEMALE NOW

I SWEAR IT BETTER NOT BE A FUCKING CAAAAAAAAASTER