/hsg/ Hearthstone General

Dumbass Edition

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hearthpwn.com/
hearthstonetopdeck.com/

>Arena Help
heartharena.com/

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zotac-cup.com

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>/hsg/ Tournaments
Discord: discord.gg/0rEzZFGEKs226nI7
Most recent Bracket: challonge.com/ShitpostsNewAnons
Next Tournament: May 20th, NA

old:

First for negotiating.

First for Vegas caliber escorts

>this rogue has 3 cards in his hand
>he's ropeburning
quit or play faget

Is he trying to argue that TGT wasn't shit?

>32/132

so in a tournament setting there were 100 unplayable garbage cards. and brode is actually trying to defend this

Xth for java

TGT had so many fun cards and mechanics, but inspire was way too over priced mechanic. Lowly squire might be playable if it was +2 attack, jousting cards are all stupid except the elekk and healing wave.

Does anyone find they can only climb so far with a deck before hitting a wall? Then they need to switch deck to progress? This happens to me literally every 2 ranks

If you play net decks in Casual you are fucking scum.

Yeah congrats Mage, you beat a fucking N'Zoth Dreadsteed meme deck.

Ben Brode is literally a retard, this is directly from the articles link

Apparently percentages are too hard for the neanderthal to understand.

>ded game
>ded general

Also RAISE THE FUCKING SPELL RATIO IN THE FUCKING ARENA. Fucking minion combat is fuckin boring. The guy with the better picks wins.

What's the difference between the top right logo and the game name in full? Are they both representing classic cards?

Why are druids and c'thun decks actual fucking cancer?
>inb4 aggro shitter
No I play Yogg mage.

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>its a ben brode is a useless faggot and the game doesnt have enough healing so people resort to reno deck episode

Classic card packs vs Basic (cards you always have with no rarity crystals)

one is vanilla free cards the other is base set.

Oh right, I had no idea there were so many basic cards

Why is he so likable?

How the fuck do I play rogue

Play auctioneer and mill yourself to death

Basic = 133
Classic = 245
Naxx = 30
GvG = 123
BRM = 31
TGT = 132
LOE = 45
WOG = 134

>just should have nerfed Dr. Boom, Angry Trees and 1-2 pala cards
>instead Healbot/sludge gets removed
>get shittier worgen instead

Do they actually playtest the game?

well that's the problem with being able to complete quests in casual mode.

>I want 50 gold
>climb ladder or go to casual?
>casual has less serious players
>using a top deck there will get more wins quickly

There's no incentive to leave casual casual. Players that won't put the time into climbing ladder beyond 20 every month get the same rewards for playing top decks there as they do on ladder and it's easier.

WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE PLAYING FUCKING C'THUN DECKS. I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT

Deathrattle or Maly

He was the original Anti-Aggro MVP until Belcher and Deathlord came.

What's his fucking problem?

>When you have to win games using every almost single card in your hand and deck
Rogue cards are kind of low quality/inefficient

why does he look so tiny

who /starladder/ here

>Amnesiac

I haven't seen a Cthun deck since like rank 10. It's just an endless sea of shaman

This has probably already been discussed, but is it legit a good idea to build a deck around him entirely or is he a noobtrap?

That's the issue, I'm stuck at rank 10 playing tempo mage. I keep getting here, falling back to 11 and just going up and down for hours.

C'thun cards are of pretty good quality, so you can curve and hold tempo well in the midgame. It's fine to have C'thun be your main endgame threat if you have the support and draw to make it to him and close the game.

That said, C'thun decks aren't exactly tier 1 right now anyways. C'thun Druid's death curve is the strongest C'thun deck right now, but that's not a meta-defining deck at all.

are control decks the last true Patrician decks remaining in Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft?

>playing tempo mage without portal

It's almost like you enjoy giving people free wins.

Why do you make this exact same post every single day?

>tfw there're no good arena streamers anymore.
>Hafu and Trump grinding standard.
>Kripp playing fucking brawl all day.

>tfw everyone's forgotten about Midrange

Control is too boring.

It's all he's got, bud.

Fatigue control isn't patrician, but threat-heavy control and combo control is maximum patrician.
Miracle/OTK decks are also patrician.
Aggro has some respect to it.
Midrange is plebian.

It's not even that bad of a deck honestly. I just end up drawing bad a lot of the time. Or having to use all of my burn as removal and running out of steam.

my opinion is hes ok and his cards are good but the 2drop 2/3 is garbo and you should skip her

some c'thuns can skip DO YOU HEAR ITS CALL too imo

Yes.
And in a sea of netdecking aggro sheep, I run a Cursed Blade in my control warrior deck.
The blade acts as a reminder of my burden; The intelligence that I must bear in a cold, dumb, conformist world.

Forsen gachiGASM

Or dog.

>I just end up drawing bad a lot of the time

That's because the deck is exceptionally inconsistent right now. Wouldn't even put it at tier 2.

Heh, sucks to be you kids.
>equips doomhammer
Greetings, friend!
>rockbitters self
The elements will destroy you!
>lava bursts your face
I thank you!

Astonishing.

>cursed blade

Dog himself is pretty good to have on in the background. Laid back with decent music and not some retard attention whore. The donations get annoying as fuck though since it's just the same thing every time.

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>/hsg/ is shieldbearer central
>friends are shieldbearers
>can't talk about this game with anyone because everyone's a shitter

Feels bad

Nice blog faggot

>Hey should I make a post to cultivate discussion of card choices and their roles in the meta game
>Nah lets shitpost instead

and now they are gone

I want to slap her belly and leave a big red hand print on it.

:3

Good to know how easy it is to get some sweet (You)'s on /hsg/.

Reminder that /hsg/ average rank is Rank 15 and take whatever they say with a grain of salt.

>ben brode doesn't understand what percentages are.

I am not surprised.

jokes on you im here only to meme

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>implying she looks half as good in person.

>cthun warrior
>cthun warrior
>cthun warrior
>cthun warrior
>cthun warrior


fuck ladder today

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL

Why discuss anything about this game with shieldbearers?

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That's incredible!

That's Incredible!

That's incredible!

that's incredible!

Jokes on you I'm rank 9:^)

>hit legend numerous times
>hit at least rank 5 for chest every month
>currently rank 15 cuz only played about 10 ranked games this month

You're psychic or something

>tfw you were right except mukla since mage is dead on ladder

top
keg
i almost had 4 emps on the battlefield but he killed my brann

IHATE PRIESTS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

she looks 1/10th as good in person at best

haha xd

why are there so many worthless twitch whores playing HS now? thought they only played LoL

That's incredible!

my "hahahahaa" post was a ben brode reference and not an ironic laughing post, please refrain from replying

>no yogg

>hallazeal
>steward
>MoE
>tome

>meta

oh baby

hearthstone is even more braindead and autopilot than league

haha

what if we gave warlock a 5 health minion that wins the game on its own unanswered

and you can play it on turn 3

haha

Healbot is trash. Pit Fighter is a better 6 drop and there are better deathrattles for nzoth.

memes on ladder

And she's 40 so it's all downhill from here.

Just play around it

lol

not denying that, but LoL still gets the views

It's incredible how many shitters are playing Shaman and Zoo

Post crafting regrets. This guy is great but
> Even if I enjoy C'thun Druid the deck is mediocre at best
> For Warrior I prefer Patron or Tempo by far
> Priest is just an autistic class

I only play a Renocthunlock from time to time, but most of the time i complete my Warlock duties with fun lock. I crafted the guy on the first day, but meh.

is there anyone with worse legendary pulls?

casting cabalists tome feels like opening a christmas present :3

sure kibler, its "allergies"

>enemy says sorry and plays c'thun
>leaves all my minions alive and me at 20 health
>say 'wow....'
>entomb it

because they can interact with chat and get more money since you only actually play for 20 seconds every 2 minutes