/dsg/ - Dark souls General

>making threads 15 posts early
>shadman
kys

you fucked up the backlink:

shut up noob

Proper pasta

>Character Planner
mugenmonkey.com/

>KING'S FIELD
pastebin.com/G8zw0sc3

>DEMON'S SOULS
pastebin.com/RjpF5s7a

>DARK SOULS
pastebin.com/eNY3su63

>Essential PC mods
pastebin.com/XwL5KDhB
>DSCM - manually connect to specific players
youtu.be/cvII-WJWo5s

>DARK SOULS 2
pastebin.com/CAx8Yc8v

>BLOODBORNE
pastebin.com/WdLBWD8n

>DARK SOULS 3
docs.google.com/document/d/1u8Mak1goSv4g73g16XsWV4sJelDQUatWkP2kcO6GVAA/pub

>>Getting autosummon covenants to work
steamcommunity.com/app/374320/discussions/0/357286119111456394/

>/dsg/ Player List
pastebin.com/9hG50KHX
>/dsg/ Steam Group
steamcommunity.com/groups/DarkSoulsGeneral
>Draw
doodleordie.com/r/darksouls
imgur.com/a/XhBxC (DeS)
collageanon.imgur.com/
flockmod.com/dsg

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>His sword doesn't sparkle with divine light

Has any sjw complained about how Anri's gender changes depending on yours?

>not liking based shadman
kindly remove yourself

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calculated

"Only a storm can fell a greatwood." - message in yhorms room

>alva and zullie
>zullie is the black witch
>karla is the black witch
>alva, seeker of the SPURNED
>karla is in a jail cell being heavily guarded by the aristocrats of profane capital
>profane capital has thousands of dead bodies all coalesced
>karla knows black fire magic, abyssal fire magic
>the profane flame is directly related to the abyss or "has the abyss in it"
>alva seeker or the rejected or despised
>karla is obviously despised
>alva seeks someone, presumably important to him
>alva shows up at irithyll dungeon
>who is in irithyll dungeon?
>siegward the onion knight
>karla the black witch
>black witch
>zullie the black witch
>karla's ashes describe her as a spurned child of the abyss, her set describes her as being locked away for centuries
>this means that she commited some horrible crime, and she is related to the abyss in some way
>alva seeks the "spurned"
>karla is zullie
>zulllie is a manus fragment
>zullie caused the disaster at profane capital

Threadly reminder

Please more butt user-kun

I've seen a faggot complaining on here that he can't have a faggot marriage, that's about it.

SJW's don't really play souls games. It's too "hard". They write articles about how we're all bullies telling them to git gud.

honestly it irked me a little
but I still married her for best ending because I'm not a huge bitch

Is this build viable for ugs? Currently at 550ar unbuffed with greatsword.

I hope not because ultimately it's not even a real wedding, you just stab her in the head.

Autism

>le SJW boogeyman

not to mention he's also the 4kings guy from the last 2 years

>Lothric's holy sword has a faith requirement but no faith scaling
>it doesn't even buff itself with its WA.
>the faith requirement is only there to unlock its WA beams, which do fuck all damage because it's a straightsword with shit AR
>TP greatsword has no faith requirement
>but has the same WA as Lothric's holy sword
>which does way more damage thanks to greatsword AR
They really bungled those weapons. The Straightsword should get a temporary blessed weapon buff whenever it fires the beam.

Have any of your weapons/armor broken yet?

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it looks neater

Any fightclubs up?

I wanna test my club build!

Which greatsword?

only fetish clothing. and if she was wearing her normal garb, it would be 100 times sexier

That spell looks so cool.
It's a shame it's complete garbage.

Epeens aside, discuss the boss that have you the hardest go in DaS3.

dancer caught a nigga slippin for a second.

>Shadman
Fucking kill yourself

>that font

You should be ashamed

That's a lot of hate, getting a clearer picture of everything here.

NO HOSTS STILL

Prisoner's chain is not recommended for strength builds. The ABS penalty becomes much more noticable when using weapons that rely on hyperarmor trades.

That's also a lot of dex for the Greatsword. Also, the BK UGS has more AR than the Greatsword at those stats, as well as less weight.

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I'll host then! Gimme a minute here.

vordt on any new character even after 400 hours of game time still gives me the shits

i just want to mash r1 at him and ignore literally all of his attacks and mechanics

and then he does the tokyo slide attack seventeen times and i just

just.

Fuck, that doujin is amazing.

Got any more? This shit is gold
He's also only just turned 18 like a month ago as he says, and said kids should respect their elders. I wish I screen capped it.

I recognize that butt

Hollow infusion still worth it on a low level bleed build, using Warden's Twinblades +3 and Claws in offhand, or is it only worth it if you upgrade your weapons completely?

>shadman
>based
That's not how you spell "bad artist"

just scratch at his metal balls and hang out under them

when he does his charge you just run at him and roll at him when he gets close.

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>aldrich
>visions of an age of the deep sea
>his plan was to eat the gods themselves
>human dregs
>rank up item in the aldrich faithful covenant
>gained by killing a trespasser of the cathedral
>given to archdeacon donald trump in the "water reserve"
>the human dregs are described as "the heaviest thing in the human body"
>look like liquid/water
>aldrich's plan was literally to turn every human into a sea

I still die to the Abyss Watchers like once per playthrough.
They always feel so easy and then I get caught by an attack and they pull this combo out of their ass I can't roll out of and die from full health.

Every fucking playthrough.

gib link, name, something please

There's also a penis version of course.

I'll hop in after ten minutes or so, gotta jackoff to these butts and shit

Oh. That's a new perspective, if he was a grown ass adult then that shit is not excusable.

dude i know but it's vordt

i just want to kill him very fast at incredibly hihg speeds

we could easily turn this into a gorilla warfare edit

das3 hates faith builds, pure casting is unsuitable and the minority of faith weapons that actually scale with faith past their base requirement are less than good

Faith is all about situationally effective split damage, or buffing raw weapons with lightning blade currently

Are there any weapon gems that give stamina recovery?

>near vordt's ass but not under him
>he charges away from me
>die
only ds3 boss with a noticeably bad hitbox imo

I get impatient on Dancer phase 2 and slip up, and Aldrich's arrow attack gave me a lot of trouble until I figured out the "run in circles like a faggot while hoping it stops" strategy.

Ugs type

I want to pump that rump

How the hell do I get better at PvP? I've been doing a lot of matches in the last few weeks against both good and shit players and I feel like I'm not improving one bit.
I've improved a lot since I started but now I've reached a point of 'okay' and can't get any better even through a shit load of practice

Also I can't for the life of me find a weapon I really like and stick with it

Why quote something if you're fucking wrong?

it's RESERVOIR

>oh this'll be easy, i just have to dodge his huge slow mace
>phase 2
>his swings turn his entire body into a hitbox

I completely hope someone will

What do i do with the small doll you get from beating the deacons?

from the previous thread

>any weapon recommendations for a

Holy shit, someone's mad

if you do that you do kill him fast, wailing at him uncautiously will just get you hit and you'll waste time healing

Literally how do I beat this piece of shit.

Touch the painting.

how do i do the autosummon fix on PS4?

Insert it inside you

Undead Legion Helm makes me look like an even bigger dork than usual sometimes.

you can add me as a sparring partner and i can give you tips and switch to weapon types you have trouble against for practice

we can be Duel Buddies

>four man ganksquad

Same her whirling blade of originality always swings more than I anticipate.

Fightclub up!

>Lightning blade ricard's rapier
>40 Dex 60 Faith
Well this didn't change one bit. Time to kill people

Wanna do some ornsting and smuff co op?

you're doing all that for an extra +2/+4 luck while you also need to invest in str/dex. you would probably be better off with raw+carthus rouge or quality+knight and hunter rings

try stabbing but hole

I see. First strength build, but i can see how that can pose a problem. I also had extra points i wasnt sure were to put, it gave me about 50ar thowing it into dex

nothing like a thorns build to bring the absolute worst out of people
>put red sign down
>phantom vs phantom
>one wins so i duel him
>beat him after he gave up at like 10% hp
>host hops in to fight
>he gets down to 30% while i'm at like 5% cause he's actually doing pretty good damage compared to other people with his curved greatsword
>he starts chugging estus
>he takes out an estoc and then drang spears trying to hit me
>gets mad and runs up and summons the old guy that i already dueled while im at 5%
>eventually gets me

I'm playing a dark pyromancer in pve and it's just eating through everything that isn't Aldrich
How are dark pyromancies in pvp? I expect they're shit

Yo, I want to cum too, then we can have a threesome spar. We'll be the best butt butties.

Same, I think her flailing is above over or get cocky and try to roll under it but get the timing wrong and get a sword up my ass.

>fighting Soul of Cinder
>activate phase 2 before the phase 1 music begins to loop
>perfect sync up
>flawless transition to gwyn's theme
5
out of
5

Curved swords feel like they 1 active parry frame, can't land these for dick. FROM had PTSD from monascim days or maybe I'm just bad

and then you get parried :)

>Pull off 5-hit combo
>Opponent loses ~70 of their health
>Get hit twice
>Lose ~70 of my health

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ishigaki takashi is the artist, all of his works are as good.

Thats a big ass

the music tho
youtube.com/watch?v=UIX_-AMuAhY

only bossfight where I switch back to options to turn the music back on again

>invading
>host running away and chug around pillar
>he probably use carthus ring
>3 reds can't punish him because we don't have estoc/spear/katana
>he summon phantoms three times in row
>10 minute later
>three fresh phantoms killed us
Best pvp