Dota 2 - /d2g/

>pay for battlepass
>money goes into prize pool
>lands directly in that fat fucks pockets
dotards...

Pitlord?

Crystal Maiden
Furious masturbation
Oh wait that was going to happen anyway

Oh MY FUCK THIS IS UNREALA
FUCK FUCK FUCK im SO FUCKING EXCITED

It's just hats you fucking retards. Calm your tits.

>SEASONAL MMR
LATE AS FUCK BUT I'M HAPPPY

Anybody else not able to connect to the dota 2 coordinator?

no its not you MONGREAL ITS SEASONAL MMR
SEASONAL LOCKED BEHIND A PAYWALL ALL THESE PRUVIAN TRASHKIDS WONT GET BEHIND
FUKC FUCk iTS SO GOOD
POORFAGS BTFO

>Seasonal Terrain

VAAAAAAALVE

isn't freedumb ix.mikes team? they're playing on BTS2

MMR FUCKS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

GET THE FUCK OUT

I SAID LEVE NIGGER

SAESONAL MMR

LMAO FINALLY I WILL GET MY TRUE MMR

NO LONG WILL I BE HELD BACK BECAUSE OF BETA PRIVVELAGE

LMAO NO ONE CARES THAT YOUVE BEEN PLAYING LONGER ANYMORE

WE ARE NOW ALL OFFICIALLY EQUAL

MMR FARMERS LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH LMAO

>Blood river costs LITERALLY 1000 dollars

I really hope nobody is stupid enough to do this.

UPDATE THE CLIENT

Poor Miracle...

Which one do I buy? Is the level 50 one even worth it?

>Immortal Gardens
Terrain
>125 levels
jesus christ

>river vials
>starts fro mlevel 89 - 2500
HOLY FUCKING CHRIST
WHAT
THE
FUCK
IS
GOING
ON
HOW IS THIS ALLOWED
HOW MUCH GRINDING WOULD YOU HAVE TO DO, HONESTLY, EVERY SINGLE DAY 8AM-1AM
FUCKING
JEWS

What just happened?
Why are you sperging d2g?

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It's just 1000 dollars goy. Stop being so entitled.

>SEASONAL LOCKED BEHIND A PAYWALL ALL THESE PRUVIAN TRASHKIDS WONT GET BEHIND
Too bad reddit will probably complain that it's racist or something and have it removed.

>Retardscan't read
It is Battle pass only Ranked.
Only for special snoewflakes such a myself.
Oh boy time to abuse

dota2.com/international/battlepass

dota is your life might aswell put some money into it

>quests and shit under a paywall

yeah fuck off valve

>lvl 2500 battlepass rewards
dotards?

>everyone is getting excited over the opportunity to spend a thousand dollars on hats
and they call me the dumb one

Seasonal mmr only for those who buy a battlepass? Hmmm....

PREMIUM SEASONAL MMR

HOLY SHIT VALVE ARE FUCKING BASED

SUBHUMAN NEETS AND 3RD WORLDERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

I WILL LITERALLY ONLY BE SPEAKING TO PEOPLE OF MY OWN LANGUAGE AND RACE

BASED GEBEN

Smart Kumiko poster.

>more quests so people can ruin the games

gee, lvoing it already

fuck off

>announce seasonal mmrs
>its shit

They're just trying to feel out the whales

The rest of us plebs need not apply

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>SHEEVER NOT INVITED TO MANILA MAJOR
FUCKING ROFL.

LITERAL PAY TO WIN MMR

YOU CAN PAY THEM FOR A FUCKING ITEM THAT RESETS YOUR MMR TO THE HIGHEST VALUE YOU HAD THIS SEASON

WHICH MEANS YOU CAN LOSE 40 GAMES IN A ROW
GIVE VALVE SHEKELS
THEY GIVE YOU 1000 MMR BACK

>I'm never buying a hatpass again!

>pay to recalibrate my MMR you say?

Valve are masters at making the goyim pay up

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Are people REALLY dumb enough to give money to Valve again?

>WHICH MEANS YOU CAN LOSE 40 GAMES IN A ROW
>GIVE VALVE SHEKELS
>THEY GIVE YOU 1000 MMR BACK

FREE....MMR??????????

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>PAYING VALVE TO RE CALIBRATE MMR.
H O L Y JEWS.

one question
how can i play with no hats ever please? im sure these new fucking soon to be released immortals will fuck my FPS up just like that huskar and tinker one.

It's the only option moron.

You could already pay for MMR, now valve makes money instead of chinks.

Why would you pay to recalibrate when you can pay a booster for mmr?

welp time to quit this game

at this point this is just an insult to my intelligence

can't believe i put up with this shit ass company for years

ITS LITERALLY PAY-TO-WIN
>ITS LITERALLY PAY-TO-WIN
ITS LITERALLY PAY-TO-WIN
>ITS LITERALLY PAY-TO-WIN
ITS LITERALLY PAY-TO-WIN
>ITS LITERALLY PAY-TO-WIN
ITS LITERALLY PAY-TO-WIN
>ITS LITERALLY PAY-TO-WIN
ITS LITERALLY PAY-TO-WIN
>ITS LITERALLY PAY-TO-WIN
ITS LITERALLY PAY-TO-WIN
>ITS LITERALLY PAY-TO-WIN

>you don't even get to keep the terrain skins when your pass expires
Truly a new level of kikery

Well there used to be a mod for that but thanks to Valve's eternal wisdom we can't use mods anymore :)

I quit this game months ago.
Looking at this battlepass, it looks like I'm not coming back.

I WILL BUY MY WAY TO 9000 MMR

WHAT NOW YOU FUCKS?

RUSKIES ON SUICIDE WATCH LMAO

>Redditors already complaining about locking seasonal MMR away from the 3rd worlders

guys.
Give em more money! it worked well last time

:)

>I quit this game months ago.

Thanks for the update starcrump

They are going to ramp up the forced 50 to make it harder for you to win so you buy the resets

YOU CAN'T STILL PLAY NORMAL MMR.
IT IS PERMANENT.

SHOW ME WHO GOT INVITED AS TALENT TO THE MAJOR

Can i play seasonal mmr on smurf?
Making a fresh start would be nice for me.

Reminder that Llama's gonna be at the major and if you give Valve money now you're directly telling them that you love what they're doing.

>free modes will become wholly nonEnglish
What happened to FREE TO PLAY

fuck off SOURCE?

Hope you're ready for that durka and llama grand final cast with ryu, motpax, clairvoyance and thewondercow on the panel

Seasonal mmr doesn't mean shit. You still can't qualify for ti6 or win any money at all because you have to be the top 0.01% and I'm sure nobody in /d2g/ is above 7k mmr.

Immortal Gardens terrain is cool as shit I'm very tempted to buy a level 125 pass

That's not what it does, dumbass. You are conflating two different features.

Unironically kill yourself.

>these 2k shitters think they will suddenly become 6k by recalibrating

did we seriously just get over 600mb of basically hats?

>p2p queue mode that lets you recalibrate
defend this.

theres at least a couple of people who browsed or used to browse here who are now close to 8k mmr

IM GOING TO KEEP POSTING IN CAPS LOCK

AND SPACING MY SENTENCES LIKE THIS

FOR MAXIMUM POST SURFACE AREA

>>Retardscan't read
YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR NORMAL RANKED TO IT AFTER TI. SHIT HEAD

I'd be 6k if it weren't for all of these SHADOW ZONE WAVES

valve must have the single most complicated and scientifically advanced algorithm in their mmr system lmao you fucking retards

>people this buttblasted over unsubstatiated rumors about an ancillary "compendium" rnaked mode.

You guys are fucking hilarious.

This:
Anyway, waifu CM announcers and emoticons of Silencer smoking a joint means I'm definitely buying this, valve knows the exact hats to get my dosh.

>People will actually pay money to have worse matchmaking

LOL

Those are the people that should play this game. The rest of us get nothing but misery from it. That's why esports exists.

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Boosters are much more expensive than 10 bucks
If they play from a different server than yours you'll get branded as a booster
people ACTUALLY BELIEVE that they don't belong in their bracket, Valve is literally making money out of people's delusions
wouldn't be surprised if the system simply inflates your mmr so that goys keep buying it year after year thinking they've improved

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It looks nice.

man I wish I had this garden terrain
but fuck it, not for lvl125

>400 Dollar for aegis
>more than 500 dollar for full prices
REEEEE
Quest better be 10 level each minum

Lets all rate the Immortals
Enchantress - Lol rainbows but okay its pretty good, maybe feels a little slow because of the projectile speed
Omniknight - Actually really good but the rotating hammers look retarded. Take those away it wouldve been A+
Timbersaw - Pretty good, will go well with that other red set that I sold for another one...
Juggernaut - Cute Chinese pandering shit, not really an issue
Phantom Lancer - Lance looks nice, projectile looks meh. Too much going on. Some of the shit we're getting really reminds me of WoW. Seriously that exact projectile is something I've seen in WoW. Same with Omniknight.
Weaver - Effect looks nice but anything that goes on Weaver looks retarded by default.
Phoenix - Seems like preference. Helm looks kinda shit by making Phoenix look less elegant. Effect is okay.
Faceless Void - Mace looks weird and clunky. Effect is literally just a dome overlay on top of the regular effect. If anything obscures your target. Overall unimpressive, Void should stop trying to do geometry.
6/10 overall, lets see whats in store next

you can probably buy it off market after a few months for 1 buck.

>feelio when valve makes you pay for recalibration

>unsubstatiated rumors

Did you even read the page or did you just look at the faggot ranbow effect and pay out on the spot?

FREE ARCANA
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>if we pass the old prize pool

refer to

>you’ll also have the option to replace your normal Ranked MMR with your new, hard-fought Season MMR once The International 2016 is complete.

holy shit. time to get back my 4.8k

THEY PUT MORE FUCKING WORK INTO COSMETICS THAN THEY DO ON THE ACTUAL FUCKING GAME
THE GAME IS A FUCKING BUGGY MESS AND THEY SHIT OUT THIS AMAZING TERRAIN INSTEAD OF FUCKING FIXING THE GAME.
WHAT
THE
ABSOLUTE
FUCK
VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALVE

>Dota turning more and more into a skinner box each year

Better ruin those pub games with your quests for a chance at the wheel of fortune! Don't forget to open your reward treasure chest for being a good goy!

>see 650mb update
>think it's a balance patch
>turns out it's dumbshit for good goys who love throwing their money for cosmetics and emoticons