Dota 2 - /d2g/

5th for valve needs to stop listening to /r/dota

>p2w with no evidence
If you can't prove your shit then there is no arguement

I know those exact feels. I want these hats so badly, I want to GAMBLE my money away on sets, but I HAVE to abstain.

REMINDER THAT THE GAME IS PAY TO WIN

I would not give a single shit about this arcana if not for two things.

1 - the new trees
2 - broken matchmaking

nobody can play the game what the fuck

The map is the only problem with this update. Only literal spics are upset about the new matchmaking.

what the fuck is with lewdreaper and his obsession with absurdly huge cowtits

Daily reminder that IceFrog has NOTHING to do with Dota at this point, Dota 2 has made ABSOLUTE MINIMUM $200,000,000 counting TI and cosmetics and battle passes, literally hundreds of millions of dollars and you think Gabe Newell lets anyone touch the literal golden egg laying hen that is Dota 2?
Dota 2 is a cash printing machine updated every 6 motnhs with flashy pixels and no real new content, Dota is balanced aroudn what will make the most money for Valve, not what's best for the game, like releasing a PA arcana once RTZ made her super popular, it's only about money. If it's not clear that there's no love and care to Dota in the last few years then you're blind as hell.

GET GANKED?
DON'T PANIC!
JUST FOLLOW THE RAT MAZE TO SAFETY
JUST 125 GOYPENDIUM LEVELS, WHAT A STEAL!

Could you really not see those spots on the normal map?

The juke spots on that part of the map are a mile wide.

>wake up
>Sheever NOT invited to the Manila Major

youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

Daily fucking reminder that Bruno still walks amongst us

>tfw bought the compendium, hoping for that lvl125 map
>probably can't possibly reach that level by just playing

Whatever, they deserved my dollars anyway

KEEP SHILLIN IM STILL BUYIN LMAO

how long does it take to get from 1 to 125 anyway?

REMINDER THAT THE GAME IS PAY TO WIN

>ordered fleshlight
>audio cables came today
>decent compendium
i can finally put my dick in a tube while playing quest dota.
GOOD FUCKING DAY

1 minute with your credit card

>mfw this song hits me hard on high volume on my AT-M50

if this helps you, you're shit and no amount of p2w will make you better

B A S E D

CEEEEEELEEEBRATION TIME COME OOOOWWWWN

>Someone doing this to my posts

please no, i'm simply a humble recorder of gulag memes it's not my place to make them

REMINDER THAT THE GAME IS PAY TO WIN

1k xp per level, you can get 1,3k every week if you buy battlepass and only do daily/weekly challenges, that is not counting doing predictions and bajillion other things that give xp

Another day, another fucking shit update from valve.

this game is ded

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THIRD WORLDERS BTFO
MMR ADDICTS BTFO
POORFAG/NEETS BTFO

BEST
FUCKING
PATCH

>These people are so blind they couldn't see clearly visible jungle paths beforehand

How's 2k mmr treating you?

I CAN SEE TREES CLEARLY HOLY FUCK WE MUST PUT AN END TO THIS IMMEDIATELY

anyone buying the all new ONLY 800 USD Courier?

>valve again slays the NEETs

BASED

Too fucking bad it's already in my pastas folder and I'm spamming it every thread

Genuinly happy about this.
But I'm pretty sure reddit will get her in some way

That still has far more visibility than the regular map

>you can get 1,3k every week if you buy battlepass and only do daily/weekly challenges, that is not counting doing predictions and bajillion other things that give xp
so realistically let's say i play 5 hours a day every day
i can get it without paying more than 10 dollars

>llama is invited instead

Thanks for the opportunity!

>there are people in this thread right now who paid Valve $60+ for a glorified tooltip on radiant offlane jukes

this is my current favorite, that "hallway" behind the trees has always been there and has always been obvious

What do you people do in Tinker games? Lose?

BOTTOMS UP

Reminder that Llama will cast at the major and by buying a Battlepass you tell them you're completely fine with that.

5 fps on the hero screen what the fuck is going on

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#
Outside the few forgotten champs who are scheduled for visual and gameplay updates albeit it'll take literally a few years for them to do them all, they do a good job of sometimes redoing models for certain new skins. They maintain upkeep on their art assets.

>still keeps spammign the same despite the only ones who got BTFO are normalfags
>Doesn't understand how valve jewery works

>mfw

>arguing with a memeposter trying to stir shit up

Not knowing the juke spots at this points is a 2k thing, so even if I play against people who have that map I won't get affected by it, beacuse the map remains literally the same.

Well at least fix the spelling errors wouldn't want people thinking I'm dumb now would you?

>be not white
>can't play Dota with me
lmao

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give battlepass or you're all gonna get it

steamcommunity.com/id/whewlad

thats the only thing riot is good at
face value

talk about the shitty code that you had to disable gragas FOR A WHIOLE TOURNY

damn son

What is this white man meme about mmr?

>mfw i can't afford a basedpendium

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>People will LITERALLY spend money for this

LOL

ITS OVER DOTA IS FINISHED I CAN'T EVEN THINK FOR MYSELF ANYMORE

Check this cute neetfag out.

So hwo does this Seasonal MMR work, is there now 2 q's for Ranked, or is it still 1 q, just people will have different mmrs?

enjoy your sub 5k mmr with south america haHAA

I just logged in after being away for a while only to see that fat fuck selling us MMR resets.

I'm assuming everyone's outraged by this too.
Is there anywhere I can direct my rage towards?

Can't decide if I want the level 1 or 50

>no sheever at the major

thank fucking christ

it's a paid valve employee trying to damage control the worst update in the history of time

>He don't already memorize the juke path in all jungle despite playing this game for years.

If you have short-term memory you should not play this game.

Niggers and spics can't play on the new matchmaking ladder.

GUYS I JUST REALIZED.

DIRE TREES ARE SMALLER THAN RADIANT TREES.

DOTARDS?

>lion taunt blasts ghetto music
HOLY FUCKING SHIT REBINDING TAUNT BUTTON TO MOUSE 4 NOW

Dunno
>Be 3k MMR spic
>Buy compendium
>ruin /d2g/s MMR reset with losses
>???
>profit

Wait what's this tree idea, and why is it making things pay2win?

thanks, I needed that

Man I fucking arrived home late tonight..

What the fuck is this compendium bullshit?

I'm taking a shit right now and posting from my Nexus. After I finish this and take a shower I guess I'll have to come here again and ask for one of you SHITLORDS to buy me it.

WHAT IS THIS ABOUT MINORITIES NOT BEING ALLOWED IN GAMES WITH WHITES

IS THERE COMPENDIUM ONLY MATCHMAKING

Yeah fuck this jew shit game I'm jumping board to overwatch soon as it's out

Should I just sell out of this game?
All of this shit is reminding me of tf2's downfall, the shit cosmetics, valve ignoring bugs in favor of cosmetics and valve absolutely destroying the art style of the game. (more so then before)

>So many Valve shills posting in this thread

epic

VOTE TA FOR FUTA ARCANA PLZ :3

GUYS

>LEVEL 1

OR

>LEVEL 50

???????????

DOTURDS WHICH ONE I SHOULD BUY?

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hats or no hats

i am still the greatest terrorblade player in /d2g/

If Mirana is voted we get her face remodeled

>tfw international white man's queue won't last forver

Don't worry, you can trust Valve. They will never do you wrong!

50 of course
support our Israeli allies

All you need to know right here:

post mmr
post dotabuff

>WHITES ONLY MATCHMAKING

DOTA
O
T
A

IS

FUCKING

S A V E D
A
V
E
D

THE GAME
ON THE BRINK
THE BRINK OF DEATH

HAS
BEEN
PULLED
BACK

>SHITSKINS
OUT
>NEETS
OUT
>WHITES
IN

WE
HAVE
GOT
AN
ALIVE
GAME

THE PERUVIANS

THEY HAVE BEEN CONTAINED

WE SHALL NO LONGER ENDURE THEM IN OUR GAMES

WE
HAVE
FOUND
THE
PROMISED
LAND

>Not voting for the human(Loli) Pugna arcana

buy the level 2000 ;^)