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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
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>Competitive News
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>Wiki
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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: csgohelp.com/autoexec
HUD: spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
youtu.be/f3n_NsvGZSg?t=12s

>Old Thread

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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

anime is for degenerates

You complete my faith

This website is for anime

And you don't seem to understand...

why dont you animefags use a trip so i can filter all of you?

youtube.com/watch?v=xAHJIyfUSwU

a shame you seemed an honest man

csgo is for gay weebs, tan germans, and monkeys only

Idk!

me killing the anti anime reddit brigade
m.youtube.com/watch?v=l0vCY3I5yxo

>wanting most posters to trip
Why not just browse reddit?

is my boipucci not enough!?

"""""Tan germans"""""
just say turks. We aren't racist here :)

NTH FOR DEZLY IS A SLUT

W-what?

I climbed up every hill to get to you. I wandered ancient lands to hold just you. And every single step of the way I paid for you. And every single night and day I searched for you.

uhhhhhhhh that's not how it goes
youtube.com/watch?v=t9CXmEUwvgM

anybody wanna play some mm?


i have a gn1 account and mg1 account to fuck around or try on

post profiles

HOW TO LEAVE SEM
HELP PLS

you know...my boipucci!!!

>>Veeky Forums142464882
Don't give up! you can make it work
Check aliexpress for cheap knockoffs to find on that may fit

just got out after my last game. you can do it friend i believe in you!

>tfw 300 hours
>tfw still scared of playing comp

I don't want to buy more.

meant for

My older brother has a 5 year veteran coin but is silver 3 and legit only uses the bizon

Wat do

i how do i stop getting nervous from playing videogames?

yeah i guess where do i add you?
all west side b saying fuck KD

But I want items!

I will do my best my friend

I might start warming up for 30 minutes from now on. Lately i've just been using 0-10 minutes to warmup before games

just teach him basics. warowl + steel in that order will help him a lot. No gay shit, post your or his ID and i'll help you then unfriend you when i go to 7/11 to get mad fucked up 100 100 fire 100 ok 100

steamcommunity.com/id/Dezly/

guessing you're not gonna do it

i dunno if you're the same casualfriend but we should play or whatever i'm bored

steamcommunity.com/id/Dezly/

what do you mean!?

Hey Dezly how come you got mad at me and removed me one time?

jokes on you i already have you adeed haHAA

that said i dont play comp if u wanna play casual we ok senpai "0

Like $10 do it
Or make it work with what you have desu

Like, skins and stuff!

i dont have a foreskin '~'

sorry if i did add me back and i'll tell you why

Weapon skins!

Hue, I would, but it won't convince him to stop using bizon. He thinks kills = skills because he gets like 20 kills a game, but fails to realize they don't matter if they don't win the round (like in a 1v3 he can mow down 2 people in d2 long doors, but then goes on to spray down long against an awp

He could also care less about "git gud with these easy steps" videos because he just doesn't care

So yeah idk if any gotards have words of wisdom for me to tell him, or he'll forever play competitive like he's in death match

i'm australian ;-;

i dont have many skins. surely there's something else i can give/do for you

You got a sexy voice like maxmoefoe, or a TF2 Sniper type of deal m8?

who /realniggahours/ here? smash dat mf (You) button if you're up

that's fine, honestly i play better with 200 ping sometimes

add me famwich

hmmm
cross between the two i guess?
i dunno i don't listen to my voice very often

...

It's only 11:30 PM in the land of the superior you nigger

Id? I'll look at your inventory.

no pls
you would just be carrying me anyway ;-;

Would you add a kiwi?

it's fine!

and i suck at this game

w-why do you want skins anyways? you said you dont even need the extra copy.

because it has value :o

stop being so greedy >:c

i'm not ;o

Anyone got any experience with one of these? Got a cb6000 knockoff and was was wondering if this would be more comfortable

user, i deserve that extra copy for all of the attention i have been giving you. surely you agree with me.

attention? if I wanted attention i wouldn't have gotten divorced from my ex wife!

*shrugs and looks at the camera*

youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0

>Fnatic in a bo3 as underdog that's not NiP/LG

??????????????????

dat nigga olof wont play tho

Wouldn't that thing cause considerable discomfort when you get an erection?

I don't really know anything about counter strike, installing csgo, where should I start? Just queue into random casual matches and try to buy the AK / M4?

Is SMFC worth getting? I feel like LEM is the sweet spot when it comes to volvo mming

you should kys yourself my man

Odds are good even without Olof desu.

And I don't think G2 gonna care that much when they got 10k+ each from second place

>post something you care deeply about
>only reply is "who care.."

Only real niggas care, that being said who care... smash dmf like button if u woke nigga

The aim is to prevent you from getting one

>that being said

play some dm to get a sense of how guns work

demolition is good too, because no one who is decent with the game wastes time on it

mix the two with arms race so you can level up to 3 faster

don't play casual

don't worry about mm everybody's retarded and if cs isn't your first pc fps you should end up somewhere in novas

ganbare

Chastity cage is for faggots, cute boys should not be allowed to Indulge in such degenerate behaviors

fux off wibbu

Anyone have a spare copy they are willing to sell or trade for?

Sent ;)

It's all a mystery

Didn't know what time it was
Lights were low

>Didn't know what time it was
>Lights were low
I leaned back on my radio

don't you worry child
heaven's got a plan for you

some cat was laying down some rock and roll

>he listens to anything other than dad rock, anime, and videogame music

Let the children lose it and all the children use it and all the children boogie.

>he doesn't listen to nightcore
>he's not a fan of happy hardcore
you must be 18+ to post here

pic related; it's you

(not pictured: beige cargo shorts)

>When an anime adds you but private profile

>claims to be an adult male
>listens to anything-core

>When they ace

you'll understand when you grow up :)

>when you show someone to hold a site

>:)

You have shit taste and your only counterargument is shouting that people are underage, that's okay though.

>when you and your bf hold a site

Based af, although I wouldn't mind seeing what goes on in that house desu ;3

im not arguing with you. i dont argue with children ;)

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Tfw you're on A squad, but the leader of b squad

looking for gn1 or gn2 players to help me get out silver 3
anyone willing to help?

Call me daddy magog :3