Dota 2 - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/19848/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
IS FOR DEGENERATES

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imgur.com/a/KKhQq
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

reminder:
Troll is the worst carry in the game
OD is the worst mid in the game
Bristleback is the worst offlaner in the game
Skywrath is the worst support in the game
if you pick any of these heroes your team deserves to lose

LMAO WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DOTARDS?

nth for Traxex is the best waifu

>He does it for free

>not wanting the battleborn/overwatch/lol/hontrash audience

Good thing I play
>support troll/OD
>safelane carry BB
>mid skywrath

>try to find english starladder cast
>'hmmm did they not bother covering it again fucking fat jews oh there it is'
>lama down under @ scantzor
h-help

Singsing will make it into TI6 right?

and valve said they wouldnt make cosmetics that made the hero unrecognizable

i actually bought it for a while wew

kinda feel bad for giving them money for the battle pass but i want my white people queue

>Background of move or die is nothing but LUL and Kappa spam on Bulldog's stream now

Top kek

Welcome to TF2.

Reminder that Llama will cast at the major and you giving money to Valve for the battle pass tells them you're 100% fine with that.

Pitlord

Will this Battle Pass kill Dota?

Make your bets now

Hello lycanranger how is stealing other heroes color pallet going for you?

Yes

>tfw no loli hero

will my dick make it into you dkp?

>pugna

Sure, like all the other hundreds of things that were going to kill dota according to d2g. This time there's no mistake though.

I just want the Phoenix hat.

I want it so much. Why can't we buy more Chests?

Buy more points goyim

...

I already did.

50 dollars of them.

I don't even get paid until next week.

>retard gets caught out like a retard and feeds
>"space created"

HOW can people fuck shit up so bad.

How does Valve do it?

How do they get people to spend money on fucking pixels?

>It's that time of the year when you can sit and watch d2g cry to no end for months.

Loving every single tear.

Every.

Single.

One.

stop posting dicks

Move or die looks fun as fuck desu

>OG are doping to get autism
Why is this allowed?

>penis
DELETE THIS

yeah im super angry that my favourite game is successful mate

is that deep magma totem?

cheers fellow merchant

what did he meant by this

This graph is making my mouth and water and wet. I don't even know why...

That looks like a swollen penis.

>Timber chain can be used on buildings.
>Chakram deals 100/180/240 damage from 100/140/180

Hire me valve.

Post Steam.

>people are actually giving valve money AGAIN

you stupid goys

Homosexuality

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FUCKING

DICK

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timber is allready top tier pub hero tho

reminder that the TI aegis is LITERALLY 2 dicks chasing each other

No it's just you

>own a WINDOWS phone
>don't have the funds on my account but instead have loads of items which I can sell
>have a 15 day trade restriction
What do I do ? I want the compendium now.

Reminder that Llama will cast at the major and you giving Schekels to Valve now means you're completely okay with that.

Y-You first...

Because "normies", as you call them, are not autistic like the extremely small and irrelevant minority of borderline retards that use Veeky Forums.

>someone recommends I should read up on "intersectionality" in twitch chat

jesus christ

what was this guys name again?

how can she unironically be that ugly AND that shit at casting

His E is broken in the early game, but he does absolutely jack shit the moment the game progresses.

His damage goes from being amazing to outright shit in the matter of 10 minutes, and he cannot highground because le epic no trees in base.

Nerf E again, and give him the buffs I mentioned.

No fuccboi you post your Steam profile right now.

>tfw you ERP on steam as Lina and CM

post it now cutie :3

There is no way they would invite her. She is universally hated by everybody. Absolutely nobody thinks that she is doing a good job at casting. Also I don't think she has ever casted at a major LAN event.
It's going to be again Tobi, LD, OD, Cap and maybe Ayesee as hype casters.

Your own fault to wait until now to worry about that.

reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/3ug38r/introducing_the_steam_desktop_authenticator_beta/

It's safe but if you don't trust me then simply use an iOS emulator on your PC, like bluestacks.

ARISE GOD

I, GABE Newell Bellevue, CEO of valve corporation, have decided that for pressing ceremonial reasons sheebur would not go to the next major. She's a lanky mess and a horse. I present to you by the way your next host. Send me any feedback on my valve mailbox as usual.

>bulldog called rtz cuck on his stream
FUCKING BASED

WOW HE USED REDDIT LINGO SO BASED XDDD

Sorry I'm too shy

>tfw bruno and 2gd will never cast a TI again
the feels

>TI6 will have a prizepool even bigger than TI5
>will be ignored after a month while big sites like ESPN only hype up LoL and CSGO again

Being Dota 2 is suffering.

reminder to report people for posting non dota 2 related stuff

Who dis Nara Bulldog playing with ?

Nara/EGM/Dong/S4 are playing.

Thanks for that I just might try it.

>tune into bulldog
>he's not playing dota
>he's got a girl talking

and back to llama casting esports

Why does it hurt to live
Even my 5.8 k mmr doesn't bring me happiness
18 and a friendless Virgin who will not go to prom
I just want to be happy senpaitachi ;_;

>lmao we're just going to release hundreds of the most valuable cosmetics to depreciate their value
COSMETIC HOARDERS AND BETTING CARTELS BTFO
>tfw you realize TI is not really for esports but a yearly event Valve uses to completely fuck with the cosmetic market, and they make fucking 75% profit on everything from this shake-up and then profit from the devaluations

If your lineup has any form of stun timber basically oneshots that hero.
Also he pushes lanes and farms so fast he's usually an item ahead and limits enemy map movement midgame cause of that waves pushing in.

You just gotta take it slow early midgame before u got your core items ready.

But by all means, i don't mind a buff for timber xd

So who is she ?

celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php
Post em together with your favourite hero
Mine's Drow, the tempo controller.

this fat fuck is stealing hundreds

Nara? Just a friend of the [A] guys. She plays dota and other shit with them.

>Everyone will want to sell their special hats quickly before their prices drop
>Valve gets a 25% cut from the sales
TOP FUCKING KEK
MULTI-TRACK JEWING

When will compendium immortals be tradable/marketable?

what are they playing?
looks like a fun coop game

@142488802
reminder to report all desperate /soc/shit for the good of the thread. thanks in advance, god bless

this ugly fuck is stealing waifus

Any pic so i can fap ?

>Search for "shit" in the last thread
>98 results

You doturds really need to grow up.

Damn, that sure is thick.

I wanna suck on that fat cock

imgur.com/a/KKhQq

you should make him a little sader everytime secret loses

Bristleback, Lion and Ogre
Do I need help?

>cyfatt can't steal "millions" anymore because secret can't win shit so he has to steal just "hundreds"

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Shit

>imgur.com/a/KKhQq
Dropped

Is she literally 12?

Yes you sick Ogre picker.

If you had 6k mmr things would be different trust me.

Go get 6k mmr and tell the girls about your dota skills and you will need a stick to push them away cause there's so much wet pussy heading your general direction.

I'm going to get a platinum roshan!

Welcome to Asians. They don't age until they hit like 50.

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>tfw you peaked at the honeypot TI

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>one patch team

"If your lineup has any form of stun (insert hero here) basically one shots that hero".

250 (most likely) magic damage and around 700 pure damage is not scary at all. Especially considering if you want to deal that damage, you are practically committing suicide by jumping into an opposing team.

Timbers ultimate should be better, so it scales in a way that his playstyle changes from going in, to staying back.