Post your business waifu

Post your business waifu

Pic related: would totally eat her butt.

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I hate Veeky Forums. I mean, there's the rare interesting thread, but half or more of each fucking board is shit like this spammed over and over like it's funny, except it doesn't have even the modicum of thought that humor requires. There is no joke. It's just a thing. Shitposts are just things. Barely even entities spontaneously brought into the the mind of some idiot. It's like they're the antiparticles to ideas, because ideas are at least demonstrable proof that someone is capable of thought.

You suck. Everyone that contributes to the shit state this place is in and has always been in sucks. You are why we cannot have anything fun, and you waifu is pasty-faced, lying garbage. Who does she think she is, anyway. Steve Jobs? Turtlenecks are for innovators that at least don't get BTFO upon evaluation of their fraudulent business claims. Fuck off, OP, go die.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Here is your (You)

Someone post the yahoo girl. I'd definitely destroy her pusspuss

this was the most romantic thing i've ever saw. Your my waifu.

Who is she. Need more pics to decide.

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muuh dick

Elizabeth Parrish
My immortal business waifu.

>ywn slip your nanodick into her
>she will never claim it works perfectly even though it isn't hard

Kek.

At least she won't take all my hard earned money.

She has a fishy face, big nose, eyes too big and put together, weird face.

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Karen Finerman, jew obviously, but what the hell, we're in Veeky Forums here, right? Like that she's tall, lean and a good frame.

The one true waifu of Veeky Forums.

>Saying you would eat that mans hairy butt

Explain or leave.

Hot but daily reminder:
youtube.com/watch?v=mcSujceZDmg

>not wanting to stick it up Ivanka's ass

what are you doing with your life?

Why should we explain to noobs? Lurk more.

>not knowing who that is

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Wtf dropped.

Is this pasta?

what a perfect flaw holy moly

I want you to sit on my face.

+1

>not being an old woman's boy toy

Retire your dick.