Dota 2 - /d2g/

>wearing a choker

jesus slav girls god-tier

This lewd thread is making me horny boys

>Guys guys please just kick that idiot off your team and take me, think of all the publicity I'll bring just do it for fucks sake I TOLD YOU IT'S EVERYONE ELSE JUST PUT ME ON THE TEAM I'M TIRED OF BEING TEAMED WITH LOSERS

He's gonna die alone and forgotten like the rest of us

pick me

holy shit, they'd make a cute couple

How can I improve this for Meepo?

ikr

celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php
Post em together with your favourite hero
Mine's Drow, the tempo controller.

this ugly fuck is stealing waifus

That has got to be the most ugly artwork i have ever seen on this general. Like ever.

Is this reportable?

>Ooga booga: the player
Is Artour our guy?

>calibrating at 4k
>the compendium is out less than a day
>hurr everybody is shit
Are you mentally challenged??

DC VS MASON AND RITSU, GET IN HERE

Wanna fap together?

Our boy Cap is playing in the summit qualifiers

cheer him on

YOU TOLD ME
YOU LIED TO ME
IS LITERRALLY UNRANKED 2.0
NOT EVEN FUNNY

that memeveggies team again?

Is this just default picture taking pose?

Is kneeling down and wrapping your arms around a girls leg the way strayans do it or do people let him do it since he's Tober?

Cap deserves good things but I also dislike him for making me question my sexuality so much

Threadly Reminder

>Valve's approach to Dota 2 is unusual in that the gameplay itself is remaining almost entirely untouched. "Our first reaction is to assume that [design elements are] there for a reason," project lead Erik Johnson explains. "IceFrog is one of the smartest designers we've ever met. He's made so many good decisions over the years in building the product. He virtually never makes a decision that doesn't have some reasoning behind it and a way to pick apart the logic behind it." This approach means that Dota 2 basically is DotA-Allstars with new technology.

>" This approach means that Dota 2 basically is DotA-Allstars with new technology.

gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2010/10/13/dota-2-announced-details.aspx

Lewdreaper's work is way worse
So is Red's but he's not so bad

SING IS 4K MMR

HE IS THE 20TH BEST DOTA PLAYER IN THE WORLD WHO OWNS A COMPENDIUM

YOU LITERALLY

FIGURATIVELY

CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

GOYPENDIUM OWNERS BTFO

HOW DO YOU EVEN RECOVER FROM THIS, ALL COMPENDIUM WONERS CONFIRMED 4K TRASH

PAYING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FOR HATS IN A GAME YOU'RE WORTHLESS AT

YOU JUST CAN'T RECOVER FROM THIS

Wheres the english stream for DC vs mason

Since the Paid Ranked Matchmaking came out my F2P matchmaking is 100% non-english speakers. Every game.

>not liking thick girls

fuck off pedo

Someone redpill me on the new arc warden

>he bought the goypendium

good job supporting the ultrajew

How did you know?

sing said it was shit

isn't he getting rekt by some random right now?

>He fell for the meme
>Listening d2g shitposting let alone trusting it
Your stupidity ensured your downfall animefag.

>hero is only viable because of gimmicks
>remove gimmicks
???

There's no hero worse than him. Literally and figuratively speaking. Never before has any hero been this bad.

he's running out of money to steal since secret isnt winning shit now huh

What if it was the secret owner turk guy all along that was stealing the moneys tho?

Where my Dota 2 watching and playing NEETbros @?

>So is Red

I'll stab you in the fucking neck we're lucky to have a competent drawfag in the gulag, go look at R34 and see how garbage 99% of Dota smut is

yo guys im queued with siractionsfag

what should i do

im playing carry

>9.99
its $100

Help /d2g/
are all the high MMR players playing old ranked or the new season ranked? im just playing against 4k players in season ranked, but i dont' want to queue for 10 years in normal ranked.

Tell him we want his memecast with LD instead of on panel.

>we're lucky to have

He will stop coming soon. I'm surprised he still visits this shithole instead of going to reddit or whatever like every other drawfag over the years.

She looks like his sister

>Dotards WILL defend this

>daily challenge
JUST

What does his sister look like?

Way too many people in my mmr (4k) think they're actually good. It's really annoying too, these idiots insist on certain roles because "I good mid/carry/offlane." Never support, naturally. News flash, if you're 4k mmr you're shit. Period. You are not RTZ, you are not s4, you are not Bulldog, you are NOTHING. N O T H I N G.

Seriously, I don't give a fuck how good you think your shitty offlane Void is, I'm going to do my fucking quest.

i just realized
>wr with boots

I said he's worse than the OP pic in technical skill, but not that he's bad.

Her

...

They should disable quests in ranked t. bh

nice blog
link your tumblr so i can subscribe
:^)

xD

Why doesn't he kiss her?

dude its been out for like a day and the calibration cap is 4k

give it some time

Meepo

...

how is manlet skeleton supposed to wear this huge ass """armor"""

thanks btw

sometimes d2g is useful, very rarely though

is it tradeable/marketable/giftable

>Goypendium shitters are literal 4k shitters
Now that is absolutely ebin.

Sir please, this is a family friendly image board.

Compendium owners. Can you level it this time around or do I have to spend 50+ dollars to get what I want?

M A S O N
A
S
O
N

Meepo

Holy crap dude. Never before have I seen such high damage to the mind. How did you get this damage?

>bandages on a burning skeleton
>

Are you okay?

w-what are we gonna fap too...

>compendium buyers calibrate at the highest MMR possible
>d2g autist shitters stay at 2k playing with shitskins and other neets

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>Don't have money for the battle pass yet
>Try some normal matchmaking
>Literally 9 peruvians in my match, nobody speaks english but me
>They're all screaming over the mic
>Never had this problem before
>Try a few more games just to make sure
>Same shit

Holy fuck
Am I actually going to have to buy a compendium to enjoy this shit now?

No you can just stop playing this shit game.

>live in a gorgeous game house with qts from cs:go squad
>play dota all day
>siphon a fuckton of money from turkish retard as """"salary""""
>don't have to promote shit
>travel around the globe

can a team be more based

>105 questions
you jest?

I just did.

I won
2/9/36

Assesment:
Gets carried as well as any other hero
5/10

If you want something between 60-70 levels then you dont have to spend +50$

Are you white or not? what kind of dumb question is that?

Is this like a sort of paywall to keep subhuman shits out?

Gabe or whoever had this ideea is a genius

Each other

Read and

>purge playing phoenix

l m a o g o n e x t

Post Steam :3c

>animeneets with no money in damage control mode

or you can read the other trillion posts

I kinda want to fap.. Can you post steam? ;w;

>playing with
Sorry I don't play this game. I didn't fall for the gameshitter meme

>queue up dota
>picking phase begins
>everyone friendly discussing their interpretation of finnegan's wake and their opinion on Joyce's body of work
>game starts
>casually discuss greek philosophy in allchat until creeps spawn

for 100 points it is nor even worth it. just ignore shitty challenges and keep doing quests

>Have money but can't rationalize spending a hundred dollars on a fucking Battle Pass
>Remember I have an OLD TF2 account
>Check it
>Several strange festives and a bunch of older sought after cosmetics
>Make $50 in a couple seconds
>Will pay off the whole thing probably once I'm done going through and selling the worthwhile stuff

Money and Steam Fun Bux aren't the same thing so I don't have to feel bad right?

Y-You first

No you first :3

>fat
Absolutely disgusting
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