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First for Java

First for when is the next adventure coming out?

>tfw you intentionally play shitty versions of good decks to receive more hatemail
>tfw its working
who /devilish/ here?

stop fucking starting threads with some gamer girl fucking waifufags

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Not first for ebin Panda of 8 damage

So i just got my first ever double legendary drop in a pack.
I was pretty happy to open that shit so in my excitement no guessing game.
So i got fangral which is a damn solid card.
And i got shifter zerus.
So what use is shifter zerus? he does look like a very fun card and i know he is probably 400 dust-tier but im not going to dust any cards while i can still play them in standard.
And is he viable/good for anything.

I like you user. You make this game fun. I only wish for more people like you to play.

First for Benji Brode, Math expert extraordinaire

mirror entity is an overrated secret

thoughts?

We're gonna be rich!

is the boar the shitty part or is that legit?

He has a point honestly. Advetures are usually a small amount of really good cards and expansions are usually a large amount of average cards. The number of cards isn't necessarily supposed to correlate with the impactfulness because the means of acquiring those cards differ.

Why is he so dumb?

is there a more braindead play on curve deck that C'thun Druid?

Im actually winning a lot. Ive even bursted people on turn 5 with this fucking boar. It works and its fun but i guess the pirate is better.

Seems balanced to me, can't really see how it could be abused.

He's right, the percentage of the deck doesn't mean much. Only 13 BRM cards were used (less than half the amount of TGT), but it has a higher percentage because it's an adventure.

Wasn't her birthday 2 days ago

Why is this an OP

I want to put my dick in her muth, pinch her nose and make her gag till the cake makeup gets ruined by tears. Then I'll look her in the eye and say "Oh goodie!"

>get a poisoned blade from malkorok

Astonishing! that cursed blade and lights justice are the absolute worst weapons in this game

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Reno Jackson so much, I had all the adventure and crafted him golden
>I pray to Reno every night before bed, thanking him for the rank I've been given
>"Reno is love" I say; "Reno is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a control fag
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Reno
>I said him STFU aggro shitter
>He Kill Commands me and sends me to 1 hp
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's a topdeck Reno
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "How much?"
>He grabs me with his powerful exploring hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Reno
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Reno
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Reno
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my deck with shitty 1 offs
>My dad walks in
>Reno looks him straight in the eyes and says "We're going to be rich!"
>Reno fills my face with heals
>Dad concedes
>Reno is love. Reno is life.

because he's a pizza delivery guy that got hired by blizzard because of nepotism

nice blog i read nothing

WE'RE GONNA BE RICH

>Blizzcucks being this dumb

If Adventures had more cards, more cards from them would be used

So no, he has no point

Especially when you factor in that ALL sets use 40-50% EXCEPT TGT

anyone managed to draw reno today?

I am still not sure if Malkorok is good or trash, good outcomes are not that good and bad ones fucked you hard. I am considering just playing Gorehowl in tempo warrior instead.

>If Adventures had more cards, more cards from them would be used
How could you be so sure?
TGT has more cards and most aren't used

He's pretty good when you get it from peddler as zoo and sit on it until it becomes something with decent value. A Zerus-Highmane won me a game once. Except for that, he's dust tier. But he's fun, play it in some not so serious decks if you want. Fandral is solid, keep him.

Adventure pricing:
700 G for 10 cards

XPAC pricing:
700 G for 35 cards


It's fine that adventures have better cards.

Does anyone else always hear people having sex in the in game sounds?

I'd really appreciate it if someone could let me spectate for a watch and learn quest.

mbark0#1163

Compare Wotog to TGT. 50% of Wotog saw play vs TGT's 25%. Both sets are similarly sized and have the same means of acquiring. The meta was even new and wasn't defined until recently, but TGT still didn't make an impact.

I think he realizes it deep down but can't admit that TGT was a flop bc Blizzard won't let him.


In a new format where the meta was recently defined, TGT still made a minimal impact.

sheeeet

Sent :^)

Literally has nothing to do about anything, but nice post. You can do math

Something something Blizzard gotta eat.
They on purse make shit cards like Am'gam Rager just to fill space in card expansion. There is nothing else to it.

It's nice to see the pasta I cooked still being posted

tgt was made wary of powercreep. in whispers, they stopped giving a shit.

>Watching bad harem anime is more entertaining than playing Hearthstone
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Standard was a failure.

pretty good tbqh

Wotog was just as much of a flop in wild.

>things with more value should have the same price
Okiedokey kiddo. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

>tgt was made wary of powercreep.
No it was just shit because Blizzard didnt know how to make new mechanics, Joust is absolute trash and Inspire is too slow

Joust should have had no negative impact for ties by buffing the base cards

And Joust should have been its own mechanic rather than a battlecry

It's still a very mediocre set regardless of when it was made, m8

>Lose -1 attack
Double negatives are retarded. Just make it "lose 1 attack".

It doesnt matter its a fake card to explain how Blizzard should have done Joust

But Brode is a fucking idiot

>reno jackson at 1 hp
>rogue played cthun and cleared board
>shadowsteps it same turn
>varian pulls out armies of stormwind

all according to keikaku :^) also why is climbing to legend so difficult this season? usually it's not this bad

> Grommash fucking Hellscream
> armor waifu
> masochist cultist
> On the game I played previously he just summoned 2 fierce monkeys

Stormwind military is pretty weird.

>Wotog was just as much of a flop in wild.

Was it?

Wild's best decks would've been what was good before the nerf, Secretdin, Zoo, Warrior - Patron and Control

Besides Secretdin, Zoo got Councilman and Tentacles. Patron got Ichor and both decks got Braves. They also didn't get deleted like Druid. Plus I'm sure N'zoth decks are retarded with all the great deathrattles around.

I don't play wild though, this is just my opinion.

forgot

>There are people to this day who still defend freeze mage

it's not mediocre. it's actually more creative than whispers since that actually hasn't created anything than a forced c'thun deck archetype. it's mediocre because of the stats. fencing coach a 3 2/2? a 7 mana 4/2? then whispers gave us c'thun cards above/at the vanilla line. gave shaman obscene cards like a 4 mana 7/7 and 0 5/5.

>don't even have 1/3rd of the classic card
>already getting packs with 40 dust
Are you for fucking real blizzard?

Yes, and they happen to work for Blizzard

Blizzard is the company that said
>we dont like OTK
yet they created fucking Emperor

>i-it takes le skill to play frost nova and pass turn until you try to count to thirty

epics are a bitch to get

>it's not mediocre.
Just because you "think" its not, doesnt make it so

Creativity doesn't relate to how playable a card/set is though.

From a creative standpoint, it isn't mediocre. From a playable/competitive standpoint it is.

>Full gold deck
>Legend card back
>Casual
For what purpose

holy fuck hearthstone is the worst it's ever been.

how can you guys even play it anymore?

There are common cards like Harvest Golem and Eviscerate that I really want and don't even have 1 copy.

laid back fun

No more secret paladins, I'm loving this game to bits just for that.

>Freeze mage
>Good
>When this many warriors, paladins, and aggro shamans are running amuck
>When priests are now running flash heals, darkshire alchemists, and twilight darkmenders

With the abundance of freeze mages in tournaments why don't these faggots ever tech in eater?

>hearthstone is the worst it's ever been.
Hi newfriend

I dont know about anyone else, but im waiting for the tavern brawl while playing Miracle on ladder. Rogue is the only class i dont find boring and with a Yogg in the deck things are never dull

that's literally my whole point and post. it's not hard to understand that tgt is bad because the devs gave cards retarded stats.

because you can just beat freeze with midrange pressure or armor up

shitters on /hsg/ don't realize this though

>Leeeeeeroy
>shadow sound
>Leeeeeeroy
>shadow sound
>Leeeeeeroy
>the pleasure is mine

>casual

everyone knows it's unranked

Not quite. The worst was secret paladin limbo while we were waiting for standard and promised card changes to drop. This is at the VERY least an improvement over that shitty state.

I hated Old Gods initially, but it's started to grow on me.

I've watched many tournaments where one eater of secrets would have won most games

>holy fuck hearthstone is the worst it's ever been.
the game always ends up getting worse when new cards come out, and the time it takes for it to get worse always lessens as more sets came out

after Naxx we had like 2 months
GvG gave us 6 weeks
BRM gave us 4 weeks
TGT gave us 18 days
LOE gave us 10 days
WOG gave us 1 week

thats how it will be from now on, 1 week after a new set comes out everything will stay the same until the next card set

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>bullying girls on hearthstone

sad tbqh

While I don't find it the worst like the other guy, I have to ask the question about what they can do to make people play different decks in the next adventure.
Lots of deckspace is taken up building a deck around an old god, but they're so damn powerful that drawing them is almost always a win. So what could they do to entice people into playing other deck types? It seems like a creative powercreep.

that's because the longer the game is out the more dust loyal players have
and the longer the game is out the larger the following of sites/players to netdeck from

>Struggle with n'zoth pala at rank 10
>every deck feels like it's built against me specifically
>nigger priests, miracle rogues and fatigue warriors everywhere, even teched in elise just to survive
>every match becomes a 30 minute bore fest that drags out
>switch to midrange hunter deck
>75% winrate straight up to rank 5 with every match being over long before turn 10

Holy shit why didn't you guys tell me hunter is so fucking good right now? And this deck is fun as fuck to play to boot. Still i'm glad i already got my legend cardback a few seasons back so i dont have to try hard anymore this season.

Too bad i had to use almost every naxx card to craft call of the wilds.

user we have a new legend cardback to get in standard.

Yeah, thats why Shaman and Zoo run Old Gods.

post deck

They cost 10 mana. Old God or not, aggro decks don't run 'anything' at 10 mana. It's kinda the reason they're aggro.

Nice try, though

Its mostly because the game has no new direction to go in

The Rock Paper Scissor formula has been perfectly made to that people already know what will be most efficient

>turn 3 brann
>he miraculously wasnt killed, so turn 4 midnight drake
>turn five midnight drake
Extraordinary

I'm thinking about cutting 2nd UTH. I ran into 0 zoo from 10 to 5 and it was a dead card so often. Might be picking up tracking or whatever. Card draw can be a little wonky but it rarely matters
I don't believe you without a source

Pretty sure Dragon Priest doesn't run any either.

Although mine does, because I don't have the 2/6 for 4 mana dragons and just replaced them with the shades. And while I am at it, might as well put N'Zoth in and replace a Northshire with a Curator.

>enemy board is set up perfectly for Auchenai+Circle
>you have one piece but not the other

>anime

I want reddit to leave.

>anime

I want reddit to leave.

>tfw running Reno Priest

NEED SOME MORE CARDS BUD?

K E K
E
K

Sorry, you have to go back

Best deck for 280 dust?

This is fucking stupid I'm going to win too

Arena drafts

Budget zoo. Basically make a zoo deck with basic cards, then replace with what you can.

HOLY SHIT THIS DECK IS TERRIBLE
HOW DID I LOSE