/utg/ - Undertale General

Robots are shameless SHAMELESS teases and should feel terrible!

Better goat than last thread good job familia

Burgerpants.

fresh smug looking goats

I need all images with anons!
Goat preferred.

Omega!

sans

Time for my favourite ship

Let's watch as this thread barely trecks on for ten hours and 80 unique IPs.

Jasper AU when?

I got you nicepantsfam

Souljobs?

Those aren't even ectonipples.
They're straight up, regular ass nipples on bones.

not technically an user but basically one

The spider a cute! Cute! CUTE!!!

Its American Prime Time. Wait until the thread at midnight

how to fix feeling loney

last thread had that many posters and only took half that long, don't be lame

post best girl to keep the thread alive

Don't come here, I'll tell you what man.

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kiss me

>eyes
You are right. Anons don't have eyes.

We could hang out some time...
If you wanted...

the other generals I frequent rarely breach 50 IPs after three days, man

I hope you're being sarcastic and I'm just a dumbass

So adding fuel to the fire is just another term for keeping the thread alive?

Pretty sure this belongs on /aco/

wat if saes was papru

/utg/ is fucking dead mate. D E A D

I didn't know every user was Burgerpants-lonely. Y'all should have a sad user get-together.

i mean she's alright i guess, nothin special

Yeah

I tried that and it just made it worse

I can't I haven't had my first kiss yet it has to be special I'm sorry I'm sure you're a wonderful person user

I wouldn't know, I don't go on vidya generals.

CUTE!

yes, exactly

You're adorable
Go out with me
We're dating now

Add fuel to the fire
by posting fire. fucking great, i love it

Very very cute!!

I'm pretty sure that's only me, senpai.

How old are you? I didn't have my first kiss until a few years ago. It can happen when you least expect it.

that'd just make me more depressed, i'd rather meet a tall, sweet user instead

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>filename
it's ~MAGIC~, user

At least two of us, man

>You will never be Frisk, living in a big house with Toriel, Sans, Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys, Asgore and Flowey (in a pot) on the surface
>you will never participate in the daily hijinks of the skeleton brothers
>you will never be helping Alphys with her new research about human technology
>you will never work out with Undyne in the back yard
>goatmom and goatdad will never tuck you in at night
>Flowey won't follow you around all day, peskering you about stuff, saying mean things and be a general nuisance, but still be very fond of you
>you will never live in a big house on the surface with your new family

Why even get up tomorrow

I see that sack, you filthy little kitten

SKELEFRIEND

user I'm sorry we just met I can't do that I've never had a boyfriend or girlfriend either

>all these lonely sad anons
Honestly, at this point you'd show mercy if you killed them

youtube.com/watch?v=fCJE1Lw-EFY

At least it seems like you have some others who can empathize.

I'd like to meet a sweet user with the personality of Nice Cream Guy

MAGIC, SHMAGIC, HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK.
Also, why would fire need a bikini, it's not like you can tan flames.

Do it, user. Please.

i like this one

The same could probably be said of every character.
Agreed!

Yeah

Then let's be friends.

What method do you prefer? I like to do it quickly, people have the tendency to change their mind if it goes on for too long.

The filthiest.

>tfw no shy user who apologizes too much

because she likes showing off her hot body, of course

have another then

i could go for dying right now
>you will never date spideranon aka the perfect user husbando

>I'm one of these sad anons
canihelpiwannahelp
yesyesyesyesyes

Sounds good to me, dude.

Make it quick, I'm a wuss.

GET OFF THE STAGE

I don't apologise anymore, that is for people who regret their actions.

Plain ol' knives.
And I get to help.

Sucks for you.

Well you've got one now!
Come on, let's go to a cafe, I'll get us some brunch and you can tell me about yourself

>living in a house with goatdad and weebliz

fuck no, one of them will vore me for sure

Uh, at least the head is drawn OK outside the gums.

sorry, i'd be with you if i could...

Of course it's hot, it's fi-
YOU. MOTHERFUCKER.

It hurts.

Alright, show me your neck!

Help is always needed.

Why do people draw Undertales with guns?

/utg/ I love you

/utg/ - murder orgy general

Because. Shut up.

>you will never nurse spider user back to health and fall in love during that time

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you guys are too easy

because shut up it's cool

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Sorry didn't mean to quote you!

Okay this one hurts my heart

we'll find our nice cream guys/mettatons some day, probably, i dunno maybe not
i'd probably fuck him up even worse desu

WANNA SHOOT AN user GONNA SHOOT AN user

>visible cat balls
DELETE THIS

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