/lolg/ - League of Legends General

WIENERS!

Xth for Husbandos

No, it's just a bug that happens sometimes. Fucking spaghetti code.

>currently have 75-80% win rates on fizz, zed, yi, and talon
>upcoming zhonya nerfs
>new triforce buffs will let me bring xin, wukong, and irelia mid to shit on conventional mid laners even harder
I love this patch.

Oh okay, it actually just changed back to the correct one. Thanks

>irelia next patch

What would Lulu smell like?

>udyr next patch

>Manamune + Tri +BotRK Ezreal
>Armor Pen and (maybe) Mercs after that

Y/N?

Oh god, and she's been slowly coming back before this too, fuck

my cum

>TSM forming overwatch team

did they give up already

>go mid
>top feeds
>go top
>mid feeds

>Here's a tip
>AND A SPEAR BEHIND IT

>be average gold shitter playing top
>passive as shit, don't play early snowball champs, never take ignite
>almost always win lane by like 30 cs and maybe kill or two
>can't capitalize on it for the life of me
>my team fights are mediocre so I play to my strength and put pressure on the map
>am too far gone to start team fighting bc I team fight like a bronze and get fps drops up the ass for no reason
>my team either wins without me or loses without me while I'm locking down their toplaner

This is fucking purgatory. I'm good at laning and almost never lose it even when counterpicked but I don't snowball early so my opponent just ends up slightly worse.
How do I git gud
Halp

call me crazy but G2 giving up MSI for xmithy + zven is actually be worth it

>irelia even gets a hint of coming back

I'ma ban this slut every fucking game. I CANNOT STAND this fucking champ. No matter how hard you crush her in lane, she buys a tforce and always bounces back.

>Can't QSS zed ult
>Can't QSS fizz ult
>Can't QSS fiora ult
>the only actual counter to these now is Zhonyas

Why does riot hate adc

just fed a ranked game as fiora. my team was crying the whole time and i was loling irl and just feeding. god i love this game

C9 has one of the better teams (so far). The oranizations aren't limited to one game

>trinity force gutted
i seriously hope this doesnt make live. WHY the fuck nerf trinity force its one ofthe most healthy items in the game rn??
?????????

is kennen ok now? how does one build him?

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

Usually being far away from Fiora is helpful. Adcs at least can do that, but what do tanks do against Fiora or Trundle making them glass?

Don't you mean with?

>Gutted
oh user, you poor dumb poster

xth for murderfus

Nerfed oh user you'r so innocent

I want to go cuddling with Lulu.

xth for Cute Vi

TriForce Edition

Dragon butts

Nice DJ sona pic bro

My heart and actions are utterly unclouded........!
They are all those of 「In」

Taliyah is not going to be used as a mid, but instead as a top tank and jungler.

Discuss.

Fox butt just as good.

xth for breast waifu

secondary xth for god fucking damn it those stupid Mexican wrestler skins were real

third xth for have they told us who's getting a price reduction along with Draven yet?

fourth xth for sorry for all the xths

>Evelyn's passive keeps her permanently in stealth
>can walk over wards and stay invisible
>kept shit solely because of this game breaking passive
How about Riot just gets rid of this shitty stealth mechanic because they clearly can't balance it?

xth for suffering with this shit game until overmemes comes out

Vi a shit
fuck you

As soon as she's released I want to try building her somewhat tanky, since she has a lot of utility desu. And I mostly play top and jungle.

i know this since the moment i see her passive and the ult

>watching Boxbox since he started today's stream
>keeps talking about cocks, swallowing semen, fat balls and sucking guys off

Even without the events of 40 threads ago, I think anons would still be a creature that fears
the lulu. We don't face that fear, we averts our eyes from it and acts as if we wouldn't
have any memories of her past. But, 40 threads is both a short time and yet, a long time. user's
fear has withered. And even time itself tries to wither the desire to know the truth. Is it a
crime to try and learn the truth? Is it a sin to swim for those things which you fear. My purpose
in this world is knowledge, and the dissemination of it. And it is I who is to restore the fruits
of my labor to the entire world. Fear... It is something vital to us puny creatures. The instant
user's stop fearing is the instant the general reaches a dead end, only to sink to pitable lows, only
to sit and swim apathetically for extinction. Anons who lose the ability to swim become creatures
whose existence has no value. Wake up! Don't be afraid of knowledge! Swim, you anons who are split into two worlds, unless you want the gulf between anons to expand into oblivion, you must SWIM!

How is here jungle clear? Seems the worked ground would really slow it down.

fox butt is LITERALLY the best.

>be sat in bush
>it's pinked so I know there's noway no-one could I am here
>see Lucian about to face check
>Q at him
>He E's immediately out of the way

feels bad man. I mean, besides that, I was gonna lose this game regardless.

>Lets give a super tanky damage dealer a 1000 true damage ult! Nothing could go wrong!

Holy Dick shit these tri force changes are going to fuck gangplank hard.

>say GG EZ
>get banned

>say GG facile
>(facile means easy in french)
>don't get banned

GG facile

same as before
now with added rylai cancer and you might get the dash item
I'll test some items and get back to you though

Post more ahri

Guys I had the most amazing dream last night. I dreamt that I got married to Lulu!

She looked absolutely beautiful and my heart was overflowing with pride and admiration. As she led me to her captain's quarters and shut the door watched her make her way to her bed and laid there in her wedding dress with anticipation in her eyes. As I began to get undressed the doors burst open and in walked three massive thug niggers. They shoved me to the side and I fell in a chair next to the bed.

These brutes tore off most of Lulu's wedding dress and started fucking her relentlessly. I recognized them as members of her dynamic queue team and I watched as those massive nigger dicks that were four times bigger than mine were completely ruining her holes. As that thick black meat rod tore free from her mouth and throat she said "Now sit there like a good little cuck and be grateful you get to watch." At that point I didn't feel upset or angry. As a male feminist I respected her life choices.

I reached out and held her hand, reassuring her that I will always be there for her. I felt her quake as orgasm after orgasm rippled through her body from that animalistic nigger fucking. Those beasts came so hard their semen even splattered me and I knew she was going to get pregnant, but I didn't care. I would raise that child like my own and always be there for them. Lulu then spat a mixture of hot nigger cum and her spit all over my pathetic white dick and I thanked her for the privilege. Then I woke up with an erection harder than Taric's gems but cried for half a hour straight after realizing it was all a dream.

>playing on NA
How does it feel playing on a server with only retards?

yeah don't watch that guy he's a faggot

>10 games
>0 wins
How the fuck do you play this dogshit champ?

Every fucking time I play Braum, my ADC gets hooked or poked so hard that the enemy team just jumps him at some point, and my leap + shield do fuckall.

Is it just me, or is my ADC always complete dogshit? Even if I manage to hit somebody with my Q, there never is any follow-up.

Fuck Braum, honestly.

Aurelion sol as nerfed because his mains got really high winrates

>-24lp

How do you not die to an ulting Olaf that flashes onto you as an adc

It feels great knowing I live in the best country

post yfw you remember zekes harbinger exists

>NA will never win worlds so we can get
>Bald Eagle Azir
>Corporate J. Anivia
>Zodiac Killer Twitch
>"Just a Coincidence" Taliyah
why live

stand in front of the adc so that you get hooked
after landing, beat the hooker to a pulp because you have a stun
you just won

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>kikis still on the team

nope

Rip the dream

>olaf
>with flash

stop lying.

I have multiple but the last time I posted them I got warned

>go 18/3 in a ranked game
>don't get an S because I clearly didn't spend enough time farming minions

thank you riot great algorithm

But zed and Mao are fine right?

>garen
>good
Wew hows silver going there buddy?

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you'd like that, wouldn't you

Best runes/masteries for Gnar?

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what the hell is this over-saturation?

Or ghost, whatever
If he has his ult I just die

mao is getting nerfed on PBE and doesn't even have an abusive winrate. If you hate losing to him learn to play Darius and abuse the shit out of him.

Adc runes with Furvor

>Go adc only for support to dc
>My tower saves me and gives me a triple
>End up snowballing 19/0 near the end

Probably the best time I felt in a long time.

To riot mao isn't fine so they nerfed him in the pbe
And zed mains wr is 54% compared to sol's 62

Fucking duh, i'd like it

dat boi champ when!

>Ghost buffs
I'm ready for Hec and Olaf rape train

you can't stop the rape train

>ghost
>anyone can dash over a wall and you can do nothing about it

>stand in front of the adc

Yeah right, so I can get poked all day.

Makes sense, friendo.

are you fucking retarded

>be hecarim/olaf player
>buy lucidy boots with distortion
>ghost every 130 seconds with 40% movespeed
>implying these are BUFFS
kill urself

Dashes don't mean a shit when you can just OUTSPEED THE MOTHERFUCKERS
youtube.com/watch?v=Q_NhEhjkOy8

>Distortion
user...

>hec just ults over the wall too