Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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fIRST for FUCK PUGNA

this fat fuck is stealing hundreds

apologize

i calibrated at 1.0k and have played 100 games since and consistently climbing

is this normal? am i gonna have some wicked loss streak or something

I want to rip that stupid loli's throat out and hate fuck her corpse.

>mfw cant even carry 3 Veeky Forums friends in a ranked video game

>I paid 27 dollars for a Veeky Forums inhouse queue and sets I already have or will never use

it's easy to climb out of the bottom of the mmr tier

just keep getting better and you're mmr will adjust to where you belong

the battle pass is HERE

same

>queue with your 2k steam friend
>he says hes good, should be 4k
>he feeds relentlessly, buys stupid items
xd

>/d2g/ is happy about Sheever being replaced with BadSheever

??????

>finally a chance to recalibrate
>first game, stomping
>internet goes out for 10 minutes for no reason and I abandon
I'm not gonna make it

>literally the only accomplishment of thousands of years of the culture of Finland is spurdo

It would be a mean kind of hate fucking necrophilia though, not tender like you would give her.

but what matters is you wanna fuck her right

nvm it was unranked my face is a costanza.jpg

>in a real bad mood all day today
>get home
>play some dota
>tilt really bad
>say a LOT of mean things
>tell a lot of people to kill themselves
>look like 100 mmr


ive never done this before, i feel so bad. im literally the guy in pubs that i hate now. what do i do d2g?

at least sheever was white
~____~

I'd use her eye socket and other weird holes

No I mostly just want that annoying bitch to die. Raping her afterwards would just be a byproduct.

make a habit of saying gg and telling your teammates wp and saying things like "at least..." and "that was huge for us because..." and youll feel a lot better when you play

Valvebro here. Just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider killing yourselves.

We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.

A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Pitlord and that we should focus on fixing the fps issues that the latest patch broke instead of just putting more compendium goals for you guys to spend money on.

More immortals with broken particles, missing icons and incomplete game breaking cosmetics are what's on the table for discussion right now.

What do you guys think?

This sounds good to me *hands over NEET bucks*

>start using filters to hide degenerate posts
>/d2g/ back to normal
wew

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

Hey, this actually came out really nice.

I'm going to start using it as a new pasta.

Good stuff.

So is MSS confirmed gulagite?

Is valvebro still here?
How do i get a job at valve?

thats what i normally do. something about today though, there was just none of that in me

>tfw you're literally retarded and can't use filters right

At least I hide without a stub in like half a second without effort.

Check

to expand on this you have to remember that dota is a team game and even though its with 4 strangers over the internet on a video game theyre still your team and you should be supportive of them because making sacrifices for teammates and trying to be a good leader/follower is how a team becomes strong and that applies to basically everything so if you want to win at dota be nice to people thats basically the gist of it

like this *unzips pants*

>recalibrate
>lose 100 mmr
o-ok

Fucking loser.

Do things like this guy:
linkedin.com/in/brunocarlucci

Which hero should I play if I'm a 21 y/o skinnyfat virgin weeb loser that has 0 steam friends despite having steam for 6 years and 3000 hours in dota2?

Stop bullying people, Tiago

Leshrac

everyone has off days, or off weeks or off months. its ok, that doesnt mean youre suddenly an asshole

it doesnt make telling people to kill themselves acceptable but you'll eventually feel better and so will those people so just don't dwell on it

Guys what if Valve

was named Vulva LOL

>tfw always make bro teammate plays, healing people with bottle when theyre about to die, saving them, giving mana with arcanes
>but flame them really hard if they suck
>but still keep the teamplays because tryharding to win

conflicting feel

If you stare into the trench, the trench stares also into you.

Well looks like its just me and you again...

.
..
...

and that other guy

LOL

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD SINCE "ORANGUTAN GANJA"

>interests
>magic

>janny doesn't delete Tiago's posts nor bans him
>animeNEETs still allowed to rampantly shitpost with horribly drawn r63, le smug anime face, and ohayou
>but let's delete the gay drawfags because they're degenerates!!
wew

DELET THIS

Reminder that complaining about the way Veeky Forums staff moderate is against the rules and an EXTREMELY reddit thing to do :)

>pms timber will become cancer soon

It's just ridiculous how much he can tank with 2 levels in reactive armor.

Just burst him lmoa.

>Stop bullying people

Man, I'm trying to shape these kids up.

If they can't handle some small pressure like that they will never be able to make it in the real world.

I'm literally doing this for their own sake. So that they can become a better and stronger person tomorrow.

I might be the last true humanist left in these threads.

shut the fuck up noob

>tuga nojento
>sub-humano em todos os níveis conhecidos
>shitposteia com smug anime girl e comentários de tom sarcástico com deboche
Tiago é a definição da falha.

with vanguard you can tank t2 towers at level 5 like they're nothing

it's a joke

I love the fuck out of you Tiago

I have all your pictures saved in a folder with your name on it

But some people can't understand your motivations, and they're feeling might get hurt when u bully them.

W-won't you stop for me?

i would have to see them actually moderate to be able to complain about how they do it

Man this general is dead...

Guess the battle pass was really fucking good.

ohh snap son

>vanguard timber with lv2 reactive armor

truly this is the end of days

>W-won't you stop for me?

Alright broseidon. I'll stop for now.

But why did you chose to use that image though?

you mean level 4 reactive armor

50 hp regen, 30 armor

I lied man

I only have 2 of your images

Here's the second one

i was talking about level 5, when youre not gonna have lvl4 armor

That's not one of my images though..

lvl 3 :)

You're going to start lying to me now Tiago?

I just confessed my love to you

>remove any possibility of mod
>release pay 2 win terrain
>release pay to paint river

VALVE SURE LOVES THEIR MODS COMMUNITY

pic related is you getting dicked by gaben

why don't people buy phase boots on timbersaw

mana issues, also you can dissemble arcanes to make blood stone or octameme

What the hell?

I'm not lying here. That really isn't one of my images.

Also, in case you didn't know. I'm not gay, man.

So I appreciate your love, but let's just keep it at that.

because your damage is in spells not your awful right click

what kind of question is this?

You have ten seconds to make one item viable by making it disassembleable

So how many battle levels can someone conceivably get for free? Seems kinda shitty that Windrunner's taunt is level 123.

...

Is there a leveling guide for the compendium? I know those guys in the thousands were getting mad sets every time they achieved something during the last TI

How do I get a beard like that?

So how do you all feel about Lina's fireball plinko?
Rigged as fuck or rigged as fuck?

You aren't gay but you post pictures of traps?

You have to be more honest with yourself friend.

Anyways, I never said my love for you was anything more than platonic.

Please stop projecting, man.

LD is unironically my favorite caster, but I don't watch dota 2 much anymore since BTS has gotten so huge and bloated with amateurs who cast every game.

Does LD even cast anymore?

How about merlini?

What is up with BTS these days anyways, is LD trying to start up some casting empire where he has multiple studios cast multiple game genres? That's the impression I get from twitter.

radiance

>he doesn't F5 /r/dota2 front page every hour or so

what the fuck are you doing with your life?

reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4jr6hs/want_to_know_how_many_levels_you_can_get_for_free/

battlefury

burn down a church

My guess is around 80, if you do the daily hero each day, all your weekly's, and complete 3star everything. I haven't bothered to add everything up to check, but I really doubt I'll touch 100s when I started from 1.

I won 6k points on my first try.
Then again on my third.

Then I got the jug ward from the treasure I earned off of it.

So pit lord soon?

when is good esports?

picked literally every game

the most bullshit hero to fight against in the mid-late game

how is this balanced

Those are just random reaction images, dude. Nothing more, man.

I'm 100% honest with not only myself but also all the shitlords here.

As for your love being platonic, alright man, it's cool, dude. You've got your priorities straight, broseph.

I'd buy you a nice cold Ice Tea by the beach if you're ever in Portugal. No projections here, dudebro.

right now

beesa is on the carry

what if you could sell aegis

the numbers say he is quite fair so you figure it out

wrong. you can get lvl 59 completing quests without paying anything extra.

oh shit qualifier finals nice

what if you could dismantle aegis into cheese and roshan

Is pit lord the ultimate rat or the ultimate anti-rat?

what can i say, total retards pick him too

and his team being braindead can still fuck him up