i calibrated at 1.0k and have played 100 games since and consistently climbing
is this normal? am i gonna have some wicked loss streak or something
Brayden Martinez
I want to rip that stupid loli's throat out and hate fuck her corpse.
Asher Baker
>mfw cant even carry 3 Veeky Forums friends in a ranked video game
Hunter Gonzalez
>I paid 27 dollars for a Veeky Forums inhouse queue and sets I already have or will never use
William Ward
it's easy to climb out of the bottom of the mmr tier
just keep getting better and you're mmr will adjust to where you belong
Jaxon Barnes
the battle pass is HERE
Angel Powell
same
Brandon Diaz
>queue with your 2k steam friend >he says hes good, should be 4k >he feeds relentlessly, buys stupid items xd
Eli Allen
>/d2g/ is happy about Sheever being replaced with BadSheever
??????
Joseph Ward
>finally a chance to recalibrate >first game, stomping >internet goes out for 10 minutes for no reason and I abandon I'm not gonna make it
Noah Phillips
>literally the only accomplishment of thousands of years of the culture of Finland is spurdo
Angel Price
It would be a mean kind of hate fucking necrophilia though, not tender like you would give her.
Robert Cruz
but what matters is you wanna fuck her right
Jaxson Taylor
nvm it was unranked my face is a costanza.jpg
Evan Rivera
>in a real bad mood all day today >get home >play some dota >tilt really bad >say a LOT of mean things >tell a lot of people to kill themselves >look like 100 mmr
ive never done this before, i feel so bad. im literally the guy in pubs that i hate now. what do i do d2g?
Adam Jackson
at least sheever was white ~____~
Benjamin Cook
I'd use her eye socket and other weird holes
Jaxson Wilson
No I mostly just want that annoying bitch to die. Raping her afterwards would just be a byproduct.
Christian Ward
make a habit of saying gg and telling your teammates wp and saying things like "at least..." and "that was huge for us because..." and youll feel a lot better when you play
Gavin Smith
Valvebro here. Just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider killing yourselves.
We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.
A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Pitlord and that we should focus on fixing the fps issues that the latest patch broke instead of just putting more compendium goals for you guys to spend money on.
More immortals with broken particles, missing icons and incomplete game breaking cosmetics are what's on the table for discussion right now.
What do you guys think?
Oliver Perry
This sounds good to me *hands over NEET bucks*
Levi White
>start using filters to hide degenerate posts >/d2g/ back to normal wew
William Clark
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Gabriel Torres
Hey, this actually came out really nice.
I'm going to start using it as a new pasta.
Good stuff.
Ryan Sanchez
So is MSS confirmed gulagite?
Samuel King
Is valvebro still here? How do i get a job at valve?
Alexander Fisher
thats what i normally do. something about today though, there was just none of that in me
Blake Thompson
>tfw you're literally retarded and can't use filters right
At least I hide without a stub in like half a second without effort.
Josiah Baker
Check
Jace Rodriguez
to expand on this you have to remember that dota is a team game and even though its with 4 strangers over the internet on a video game theyre still your team and you should be supportive of them because making sacrifices for teammates and trying to be a good leader/follower is how a team becomes strong and that applies to basically everything so if you want to win at dota be nice to people thats basically the gist of it
Which hero should I play if I'm a 21 y/o skinnyfat virgin weeb loser that has 0 steam friends despite having steam for 6 years and 3000 hours in dota2?
Caleb Turner
Stop bullying people, Tiago
Brandon Russell
Leshrac
Angel Miller
everyone has off days, or off weeks or off months. its ok, that doesnt mean youre suddenly an asshole
it doesnt make telling people to kill themselves acceptable but you'll eventually feel better and so will those people so just don't dwell on it
Isaac Williams
Guys what if Valve
was named Vulva LOL
Caleb Brooks
>tfw always make bro teammate plays, healing people with bottle when theyre about to die, saving them, giving mana with arcanes >but flame them really hard if they suck >but still keep the teamplays because tryharding to win
conflicting feel
Tyler Garcia
If you stare into the trench, the trench stares also into you.
Easton Ortiz
Well looks like its just me and you again...
. .. ...
and that other guy
Brandon Edwards
LOL
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD SINCE "ORANGUTAN GANJA"
Dylan Bailey
>interests >magic
Michael Hernandez
>janny doesn't delete Tiago's posts nor bans him >animeNEETs still allowed to rampantly shitpost with horribly drawn r63, le smug anime face, and ohayou >but let's delete the gay drawfags because they're degenerates!! wew
Ryan Hill
DELET THIS
Samuel Nguyen
Reminder that complaining about the way Veeky Forums staff moderate is against the rules and an EXTREMELY reddit thing to do :)
Ryan Scott
>pms timber will become cancer soon
It's just ridiculous how much he can tank with 2 levels in reactive armor.
Robert Perry
Just burst him lmoa.
Mason Rogers
>Stop bullying people
Man, I'm trying to shape these kids up.
If they can't handle some small pressure like that they will never be able to make it in the real world.
I'm literally doing this for their own sake. So that they can become a better and stronger person tomorrow.
I might be the last true humanist left in these threads.
Christian Lee
shut the fuck up noob
Lucas Hernandez
>tuga nojento >sub-humano em todos os níveis conhecidos >shitposteia com smug anime girl e comentários de tom sarcástico com deboche Tiago é a definição da falha.
Cameron Brooks
with vanguard you can tank t2 towers at level 5 like they're nothing
it's a joke
Connor Walker
I love the fuck out of you Tiago
I have all your pictures saved in a folder with your name on it
But some people can't understand your motivations, and they're feeling might get hurt when u bully them.
W-won't you stop for me?
Ayden Sullivan
i would have to see them actually moderate to be able to complain about how they do it
Jose Bell
Man this general is dead...
Guess the battle pass was really fucking good.
Isaac Jones
ohh snap son
Landon Hall
>vanguard timber with lv2 reactive armor
truly this is the end of days
Evan Walker
>W-won't you stop for me?
Alright broseidon. I'll stop for now.
But why did you chose to use that image though?
Oliver Morgan
you mean level 4 reactive armor
50 hp regen, 30 armor
Cooper Flores
I lied man
I only have 2 of your images
Here's the second one
Logan Diaz
i was talking about level 5, when youre not gonna have lvl4 armor
Gavin Thompson
That's not one of my images though..
Carson King
lvl 3 :)
Kayden Hernandez
You're going to start lying to me now Tiago?
I just confessed my love to you
Adam Bennett
>remove any possibility of mod >release pay 2 win terrain >release pay to paint river
VALVE SURE LOVES THEIR MODS COMMUNITY
pic related is you getting dicked by gaben
Jonathan Kelly
why don't people buy phase boots on timbersaw
Lucas Rogers
mana issues, also you can dissemble arcanes to make blood stone or octameme
Nathaniel Garcia
What the hell?
I'm not lying here. That really isn't one of my images.
Also, in case you didn't know. I'm not gay, man.
So I appreciate your love, but let's just keep it at that.
Grayson James
because your damage is in spells not your awful right click
what kind of question is this?
Julian Campbell
You have ten seconds to make one item viable by making it disassembleable
Christian Hernandez
So how many battle levels can someone conceivably get for free? Seems kinda shitty that Windrunner's taunt is level 123.
Alexander Young
...
Luke Smith
Is there a leveling guide for the compendium? I know those guys in the thousands were getting mad sets every time they achieved something during the last TI
Jordan James
How do I get a beard like that?
Nicholas Torres
So how do you all feel about Lina's fireball plinko? Rigged as fuck or rigged as fuck?
Dylan Roberts
You aren't gay but you post pictures of traps?
You have to be more honest with yourself friend.
Anyways, I never said my love for you was anything more than platonic.
Please stop projecting, man.
James Perry
LD is unironically my favorite caster, but I don't watch dota 2 much anymore since BTS has gotten so huge and bloated with amateurs who cast every game.
Does LD even cast anymore?
How about merlini?
What is up with BTS these days anyways, is LD trying to start up some casting empire where he has multiple studios cast multiple game genres? That's the impression I get from twitter.
Hudson Barnes
radiance
Jose Gomez
>he doesn't F5 /r/dota2 front page every hour or so
My guess is around 80, if you do the daily hero each day, all your weekly's, and complete 3star everything. I haven't bothered to add everything up to check, but I really doubt I'll touch 100s when I started from 1.
Connor Long
I won 6k points on my first try. Then again on my third.
Then I got the jug ward from the treasure I earned off of it.
Hunter Rodriguez
So pit lord soon?
Jose Sanders
when is good esports?
Carson Howard
picked literally every game
the most bullshit hero to fight against in the mid-late game
how is this balanced
Christopher Diaz
Those are just random reaction images, dude. Nothing more, man.
I'm 100% honest with not only myself but also all the shitlords here.
As for your love being platonic, alright man, it's cool, dude. You've got your priorities straight, broseph.
I'd buy you a nice cold Ice Tea by the beach if you're ever in Portugal. No projections here, dudebro.
Camden Martinez
right now
beesa is on the carry
Justin Hall
what if you could sell aegis
Jeremiah King
the numbers say he is quite fair so you figure it out
Julian Howard
wrong. you can get lvl 59 completing quests without paying anything extra.
Jayden Anderson
oh shit qualifier finals nice
Jaxson Collins
what if you could dismantle aegis into cheese and roshan
Jayden Sanchez
Is pit lord the ultimate rat or the ultimate anti-rat?
Luke Cox
what can i say, total retards pick him too
and his team being braindead can still fuck him up