"Wargames Are For Waifu Debates" Edition
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What a fucking shit OP.
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Just kidding
Anyone want to play MCC?
What kind of MCC?
What did you have in mind?
Halos?
Golly, I would hope so!
>Britbongs in charge of keeping the thread bumped
>even at early clap hours there are still probably comparable numbers of fats and bongs itt
hehe, britstain btfo
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Never ever
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So with infection and all its neat new options, are halo 5 customs gonna be a thing?
>are halo 5 customs gonna be a thing?
Well if you've been around for the past 5 days you'll know they are a thing
I've been out of town for a week, away from my xbox and Veeky Forums.
What the fuck is with these shitty fucking OPs recently?
It's fucking Halo General, leave your shitty animu circlejerk trash out of it and post a fucking halo related image next time.
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rood
weebs r trash
Discussion of the Halo franchise
no u
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>OP pic is the one I took, even with the small edit i did of 4 to 2558 in an attempt to make it funnier
feels bretty good man
Nice to know you're proud of a shitty OP image.
what can I say, i like being anonymously acknowledged on an anonymous imageboard
It's a shame 343 don't learn from mistakes, Halo 4 showed a lot of promise
Sarah Palmer was pretty shit, wish we could've had a better Spartan to deal with
>people like Palmer
>anime poster
>sao at that
i know exactly who you are
I haven't made a thread in a while, but if it bothers you then you should make the next one
I don't see whats so hard about posting an OP image that is actually of fucking Halo.
its not hard? he just chose not to
to be fair the pic represents our community better than any actual halo pic would
Well, it is kinda Halo related, since it's a joke about s4's on the infinity
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Never ever, not before the heat-death of the universe
Does nobody here play Halo Online?
Why is there no /hg/ server?
Just stop with the animu shit in the OPs. Don't promote this shit anymore than it has to, just keep the OPs more obviously Halo related. Concept art, fan art, screenshots. People will talk as they want to in the threads but I'd rather the general not be advertised as your personal circlejerk of jokes and animu girls
Anyone feel free to make a new beta company so we can update the OP and Company bio, since we're still at capacity and Sigmund still hasn't bothered to make one. As long as you will bother to manage it, unlike the current beta company
Thats not an invite link.
>implying there won't be repercussions for cucking sigmund
get cucked
>doing it for free
here you go senpai
>it doesn't let me use a space between Halo and General only between HaloGeneral and Reserves
What the fuck
>using a drama-starting shitposter's company
"no"
they are very rude
>asks for a halo online server
>give him a bad discord link
>using rentaroos company
ftfy
IT JUST WORKS
fuck you, I didn't make that company
"HaloGeneral" looking more and more attractive eh?
It's not too late to join the revolution
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So wait a sec, once the Reach booster packs go away there's no way to get them any more or what?
12:01:57
12:03:37
HMMMMM...
The reach pack just guarantees you the new update shit.
Once it's gone you'll have to pray to the rng gods
You still have to buy the MoR pack three times to get all of it
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Sarah Palmer so much, I had all the merchandise and games
>I pray to Sarah Palmer every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Sarah is love" I say; “Palmer is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a dirty Unggoy
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Sarah Palmer
>I called him Innie scum
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Sarah Palmer
>I am so happy
>she whispers into my ear “I thought you’d be taller.”
>She grabs me with her powerful Spartan hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Sarah Palmer
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Sarah Palmer
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Sarah palmer
>She roars in a mighty roar “We can still destroy the enemy core!” as she fills my butt with her love
>My dad walks in
>Sarah Palmer looks him straight in the eyes and says “Buy more req packs.”
>Sarah leaves on her pelican
>Sarah is love. Palmer is life.
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I don't know why, but I like this a lot
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[shitposting loudly]
>tfw video editing skills will never be this dank
b-brb, kicking the chair.
>you will never go on an anime adventure with a bunch of fellow spartan IV's
>infection counts as a loss on your stats
how is it fair that i get matched against the same guys every time i matchmake to arena/warzone and they win every single match
>caring about win/loss ratio
Top cuck, my friend
>caring about stats
>not caring about FUN first and foremost
Maybe it would be cooler if I didn't have every other fucking rocket launcher already.
Who /neverusegambits/ here?
>have 43 gambit assists from buying all the new items
I just sell all of mine
>rocket hogs are level 4 reqs now
Oh hey they're still worthless
I used to care about stats too
but then I grew up
Still nice to look back and 2, 3 and Reach stats though
Is Warzone Assault completely dominated by pre-mades at this point? Just lost 8 games in a row after not playing Halo for a few months.
what's the fastest way to get xp/reqs other than playing warzone assault
Infection has a pretty big payout
Nah, you probably just had bad luck
>tfw unranked in swat
>tfw get ranked against plat 2/plat3s
>losing against platinum shitters
Good to hear, I'll give it another shot. Been playing Smite and my aim is terrible.
>tfw unranked in Team Slayer
>tfw get ranked against an Onyx team
>playing Smite
Well yeah, if you play bad games then you'll get worse
but he's not playing halo 5.
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Who is it? Surely no one here actually likes SAO?
I'd say it seems less that and more that there's always teams of 11 shitters and the game is waiting for you to que so you can take the last spot.
i won 1 assault out of the 10 i played today
every time there were at least 4 guys from the last match on the enemy team who were constantly in top5
>your personal circlejerk
I don't get why people say this
>large contingent of the general actually plays with eachother
>have running jokes that everyone is aware are stupid but its all in fun
>everyone who isn't part of this group (the group that makes up most of the regulars to some degree, to reiterate) declares these jokes to be "circlejerking"
If you actually hate the vast majority of regulars or find them annoying, why do you still come here? If you are one of the regulars, why don't you just call the jokes stupid in one of the parties or on the discord?
Honestly, I don't find that specific image funny, but you shitposting about it instead of telling people it annoys you or leaving the fucking company is pure unfiltered autism.
Daily reminder that the only reason people hated Dragoneye was because Rabbit said to do it.
But I never hated dragoneye, and I just played with him yesterday, too. That was like four people.
I started playing with the general enough to know people just before the Dragoneye drama started, I have no opinion on him, seemed like a normal enough dude for the crowd we're in. I post that image moreso because someone changed the furry's name to Rabbit and I find it funny that people who weren't there might actually think he said that.
What happened to Rabbit, anyway? I took a break from halo / /hg/ for just long enough that I missed whatever happened. Also Rath is gone for some reason.
tldr on this drama shit?
Blah blah yiff, blah blah lisp, blah blah >dragoneyeVIII, blah blah shitposting
Good summary, I like it, accurate
>Every game has atleast one Emile wannabe
Of course, it's to be expected
GET THOSE GAMERTAGS CHANGED NOW BEFORE THEY'RE GONE AGAIN
What's available?
I'm not gonna lie, the armor has no right being as cool as it is.
