/owg/ - Overwatch General

How many days?

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Not him, but that kind of defeats the whole purpose of Torbjorn. It would be like nerfing Mercy's heal/damage boost and buffing her pistol.

Reminder, friends.

when will d.va be buffed and actually be good at anything besides temporarily clearing a point

4/23 4 PM PST.

134 hours.

:---)

As another user said, Torbjorn's gun is already surprisingly good. If you nerf his turret and make his gun better you're moving him more towards being a weird assault instead of a defense hero. It doesn't make sense.

Truth spoken

Five days until I can play as my waifu again
Reminder that amputeefag is also Tracerfag and is trying to make his shitty waifu look better than secondbestgirl (Mercy is bestgirl, obviously)

I agree. I just really dislike stationary turret characters in FPS games in general, so it's kind of a personal bias as well. I feel like they really don't fit in Overwatch especially though with the flow of the game the rest of the time.

That's not entirely true, though, since in theory since he'd be turned into more of an assault-based defensive hero it would result in shitting out even more armor packs for your team between the stronger pistol and ult.

I'd just like to see him become more action based than turret based.

>nerf a healer's healing and buff her damage

dood.

That's why I used it as my "defeats the entire purpose of the character" example, user

so manly

oh well, never mind me then, I should probably wake up proper before posting

I see Athena being some different kind of support builder. Perhaps she creates little mobile units to help the team?

>Mercy is weirdly not aging because MEDICAL SCIENCE
>Tracer is trapped outside time
>D.Va and Mei are Asian

Only Pharah, Widowmaker, Zarya, and Symmetra are going to visibly mature or age.

This is how you can tell that the developers do not love them.

>implying that a toned ass isn't manly

Genji is pure he wouldn't ask for something like that. Mercy isn't some closet slut either. That's like saying she made sure to give him a nice long and thick omnic cock.

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>it's a I'm too distracted protecting Mercy instead of escorting the payload episode

Why is she so perfect bros???

How much of his original body do you think is left inside that cyborg shell?

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She just couldn't resist it, user. She may be pure, but she's still a woman. And he needs a dick so he can still piss standing up. She wouldn't want to force him to piss sitting down like some sort of German.

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So if the Shimada patriarch had a third son, Hanzo had two dragons, Genji had one, is the third son going to have like a little tiny derp dragon or half a dragon or what

> D.Va and Mei are asian

lolwtf
youtu.be/5LKW-0VvjH0

High Test

widowmaker has the best greetings

>the way she says salut

Talon probably have their own evil Mercy who will keep Widow "young".

As young as a sexy living zombie can look.

Well that's until in a few years Blizzard makes single-player story missions, where in one she gets rekt, tracer saves her and Mercy beats life and emotions back in her.

What exactly is wrong with D.Va? What would you do to improve her character?

:----)

Yee bruh. tfw i am from france so it makes me even more hard hearing my native language in that sexy voice

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He's missing one arm and both legs and it looks like his entire body is covered in burn scars. He also probably had a lot of his organs replaced. Not sure about the rest, though.

where do i donate to her 'photography' patreon

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Yes I love your butt!

Remove the head hitbox on her mech and remove the movement speed penalty on her pulse cannons.

I mean unless you mean 'her character' in which case I am offended you'd imply there's anything wrong with her. Bratty pro gamer is best.

so is there a single website that compiles all the porn for this shitty game?

>He's missing one arm and both legs and it looks like his entire body is covered in burn scars
Wtf did Hanzo do to him?

He probably got shrekt by RYUU GA WAGA TEKI GO FUCK YOURSELF

gelbooru
rule34hentai
now go fuck yourself

nah maybe multiple "heal stations" she can setup

thanks pal

Well, Hanzo did put down the sword, leave the clan, and began fighting to dismantle the crime empire his ancestors had built because of the guilt of what he did to Genji. So it probably wasn't pretty.

lol

It's so close to launch, but I'm slowly running out of things to do. I hate being hyped 2bh

np

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I just want them to subvert expectations and make her a tank. Give her a fuckton of shields or something.

overwatchhentai.net/

Torbjorn got the turret
Symmetra got the teleporter

NOW THE LONG AWAITED DISPENSER CHARACTER

>a dispenser that gives you ammo when you already have unlimited ammo
I'm sure it'll be useful

>mei will never force her gun up your ass, freeze your insides, and punch you as you hear your organs shatter
why live
is there at least porn of this anywhere

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Sweet?

>NOW THE LONG AWAITED DISPENSER CHARACTER
You did not think this through

anyone got any good widowtracer fics

not the one where murders her pls

here's a cool mercy pic to appease them

Or Salty?

What are the dragons anyway? Straight up magic?

In the short, it looks like they rise from Hanzo's tattoo. Some sort of near-future nanotech?

youtube.com/watch?v=-jC8JIjW2cw

it's videogames

It might have something to do with Symmetra's hard-light technology.

I did not play Twofoo engineer much. Or spy. That's just what I thought of when someone suggested deploying health stations.

>japanese widowmaker has an emote where she says "ara ara" in the most sexiest way
>my dick goes diamonds everytime i hear it

widowmaker is love widowmaker is life

Memes. The DNA of the soul.

She's so qt.

Surprised Mortal Kombat didn't do this as a fatality.

>Comment an overwatch meme post on fb by old friend I haven't seen in almost ten years
>My nick is ___ why don't you add me so we can play together when it releases

Everything went better than expected

Nanites is plausible but I hope it's just straight up fucking ninja magic and that Zenyatta can levitate because of enlightened robot magic.

I want more 'weird' characters instead of HEROES WITH INCREDIBLE POWERS (and a gun)

Is D.va the most soulful character, then?

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Tonight I am going to masturbate to 76 pumping D.va full of his thick man fluids.

>get into new game
>I pick reinhardt
>entire rest of team goes widowmaker
>entire game is spammed sexy french the entire

I was diamonds the entire time

this game has made me love accents, british, french, egyption, swiss, whatever its all military grade dick hardener

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>site is currently down for maintenance
gay

D.va + 76 is more random as a pairing than Junkrat + Mei.

Time to install Sims.

Justice

>N.ga

This guy gets it

i can't contain my fucking sides holy shit

nigga that's kawaii

youtube.com/watch?v=AuwE6BWYDes

wan shotu, wan kill

Torbjorn's head is exactly at butt-height so that widowmaker and Mei's asses loom over him when you're waiting in the spawn room with them.

Quite a shock the first time I decided to try the little dwarf out

D I A M O N D

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It's great.

NICE