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so the new path fixed stuttering right?

>can't infuse bows/crossbows with raw or hollow
why

Give us a hint?

havent stuttered once

Ranged weapons can't have fun, they're already too powerful.

repostan
not the poster you're replying to but I heard MLGS was dogshit this time around. someone posted a gif of the weapon art and the range was god awful

>tfw it's 5am and you're still refreshing this shitty general

jk i love you good night

I know not many care, but the DeS album in the OP post now has over 750 pieces of fanart, comics, and official art in it. Will keep adding to it as I find more.

imgur.com/a/XhBxC

I always name my characters with words like SJW, Cuck, Wife's Son etc

this way I send a signal to fellow meme users, particularly Veeky Forums meme users.

what do you think about that?

because dark souls 1 was better than dark souls 2 and bows/crossbows were useless in dark souls 1 so they made them useless in dark souls 3 too because just mimicking everything in dark souls 1 will make it a good game like dark souls 1, not like that shitty dark souls 2 at all!

that you might have autism

I always try to kill those people even harder. You're not funny or original.

>okay so
>a greatsword
>with the AR of a longsword
>a faith requirement
>but no faith scaling
>and a Wrath of the Gods weapon skill
>that is twice as slow as the already slow WoTG
>while doing half the damage

W
H
Y

I hate meme names.

I specifically try to make your experience less enjoyable. Sometimes I'll half asss my co-oping, other times I'll let an invader buttream you.

because weapons have to be balanced and fun is a hidden stat which is very expensive. They have to make it shitty to compensate for the fun. Only boring weapons are allowed to have maximum power. It's the japanese way.

You forgot
>0.000025 drop rate

I'm gonna try it though, thanks

If I ever met you I would do patches squat over your corpse.

IT was probably absurd in the testing phases so they nerfed it hard as fuck.

Imagine a weapon with reach and hyperarmor that can also cast a spell that takes 30 faith and two attunement slots. It would be stupid good.

don't worry friend, stone knight greatsword will be in the DLC

>Imagine a weapon with reach and hyperarmor that can also cast a spell that takes 30 faith and two attunement slots. It would be stupid good.

.000025 drop rate
What?
There are only like 3 of those guys in the game and every character I've run has at least 1.

Surprised it wasn't already, given that the greatshield is

Sure, what's the criterion for max cast speed? 40 dex?

Really? Got it off my first storyteller, I assumed it was a gimme.

>new patch this early in the morning
>poise finally works by changing one variable
Took them long enough, geez

Yeah, too bad such a weapon doesn't exist

I don't suppose anyone here is named "No Memes Please" by any chance?

Man im really enjoying this game, invadings the best its ever been.

We've known this since forever, user. No one uses it because you can literally stack enough HP regen gear to outheal it.

I want to believe. But I don't.

who else is ready for the event?

post cosplays

>Imagine a weapon with reach and hyperarmor that can also cast a spell that takes 30 faith and two attunement slots. It would be stupid good.

Almost sounds like you are talking about the sunlight straight sword.

>tfw 11am and contemplating whether to eat something or to grind ears

instead I'll just post Aldrich.

soon

they should have just straight up copy pasted the MLGS from BB into DaS3. Everyone would have loved it.

my.mixtape.moe/qafbno.webm

Why are you doing this to me

>Caestus offhand

In the middle of a fight./

mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/14804

>SL120 reddit meta
>Basically have 5 stats softcapped
>Straight sword and a fist for parrying with hornets

SL120 is good right guys? Right!?

SL80 should always be the limit, 45-65 is best though

>No one uses it because you can literally stack enough HP regen gear to outheal it.
That's not even remotely viable you dingus. Even just stopping to eat moss can mean eating a chaos fireball or something.

nice caestus you fucking faggot nigger

Simple Caestus makes Morne's Hammer viable.

holy fuck what happened to the performance in the new patch

I can't even have dsg open without the game going to shit

if it's any consolidation I'm shit at parrying, I just carry it around for the simple infusion.

>that shield on his back made it in
>but not the good mlgs or anything else good for that matter
fuck from and fuck bb

>not naming yourself Thuganomics 101 and invading low levels with dual caesti
>not teaching these young fools that they're fit to learn about the meaning of a beatdown

wow why the fuck not

That build, wow.
Makes sense a SL80 shitter would have no clue how to make a build.

is this real

I don't get why you guys are so negative about it. You probably name your characters xPaganLordx and stuff. I don't really see a reason not to meme.

pretty sure it's a cosplay event not a cocksucking event

Look at this retard and laugh

that's a real bad sign

look at what hands the weapons are in

stay mad :^)

That's peeves build, not mine. Learn to read you turbo nerds

>. You probably name your characters xPaganLordx and stuff.
No, I put real effort into all my names.
> I don't really see a reason not to meme.
Because you're a shiteating teenager without a shred of self awareness.

Man playing a pure caster is so much fun in BB. Why did they have to ruin it in DaS3

...

Oh god, Link? What the fuck. Give up.

>implying your retardation has anything to do with the build
Move to SL120 or kill yourself, it's pretty simple lad

I can't wait until you look back at yourself a year or so from now and realize how much of a faggot you were. But I guess we all have to go through our lame meme spout phases. You'll be over it soon enough.

>this mad about someone bringing the worst ultra class to the event

loving every laugh, I bet you're cosplaying as Gotthard just so you can be the biggest faggot ever.

Oh. Link.
I do not know why you want to suffer so much

Is that horse Gwynevere?
How deep does the lore go?

I don't, most of my character names are just whatever comes into my mind at the time, several are simply made in a way to fit the weapon theme I'm going with. Two names are associated with my Steam name, a masculine and feminine version. I don't have any meme names nor any edgelord faggot gamertag names over 10 characters

You're missing a meme level 120 char.

Needs more lewds

xth for sexy bosses

>You probably name your characters xPaganLordx and stuff.
Googlymoogly, Dirk Diggler, El Tiburon, etc.

>Move to SL120

>when in the process of elimination SL100 would win every vote, since every single SL80 vote would go to it

fuck off reddit.

It's okay to attack while buffing in duels now?
Happened twice in a row. Just shitters or something everyone does?

I have a few, but I was afraid of putting them into the album in fear it would be taken down.

Fun fact about the cosplay coming up, you better act the part. This means that if your persona doesn't parry, then I better not see you parry. The Brass is one who can for example, with a shitty Parrying Dagger.

Learn your character, and Be that character, not that hard. Also, have fun

>reddit
Why are you projecting you 80cuck

Are you bowing before buffing or something?
Buff before the fight has any chance of starting. Be smart about it.

are you actually pretending the "lmao explosions" gankspank stick isn't literally the most broken weapon to bring into a FFA PVP scenario?

fuck off

Is Darkdrift any good at all?

>with a shitty parrying dagger
who gives a fuck when you are gonna be using a darkmoon blade buffed estoc. If you lose even once it's gonna be embarrassing.

I can tell you're not a creative individual. I bet you wonder why your life is so shit.

It's very edgy.

>in fear it would be taken down.

Why? Porn gets uploaded to imgur all the time. Also saved.

It should work on ALL bosses.

I think the patch fucked up Sacred Flame more, just invaded in Aldritch, caught someone with it, had Pyro flame left, Demon Greataxe right, and got the glitch damage when it hit him. This looks like its gonna be a great patch boys.

But how is my Iron Tarkus cosplay going to be viable without a offhand ceastus???????

>I put effort into all my names
Uh.. like what? Post your character, jerkjob.

That's a good meme.

Not sure what you're on about, I don't get tired of memes. I still love pre-Veeky Forums memes, before people called them memes. I even like newer reddit memes like dat boi tbqfh. Memeing is good for the soul.

haven't bothered with SL120 pvp yet.

why are you so mad O_O?

Think they'll bring back the Vanquisher's Seal?

I miss it.

>put tattoo on characters face
>line it up just right
>save appearance as a favorite
>load it up again
>tattoo is in a completely different place, sliders are all the same
What the fuck?
Anyone else had this?

no

fuck me dude

>nothing green
>the only headpiece that looks similar also covers the face
>only tunic like thing is the old sorcerer coat or blue cleric m-maybe blue link?
>no similar straight sword or greatsword

I just want something more standard to bring to the event alongside havelyn