/utg/ - Undertale General

I can't stop laughing at this fucking picture. Someone please send help.

Good morning /utg/! I love you!

I'll take 12 of each!

Early Omega

There is no help.

What's you guys's favorite songs from the game? Mine is pic related.

I have sent Asgore your coordinates.
He's going to come eat you unless you get back in the box.

There's only one song in the game.
It's Dogsong.

But he wouldn't do that! He's too nice!

Woofenstein

It's YLYL time

Is the fangame pastebin user here?
This could be added
youtube.com/watch?v=eZtnta2T64c

We should totally waste the image limit again, guys.

No.
You should like totally suck my dick though.

Alright, say place and time

Toby you hack I want Toriel's soul

Toriel's soul is icky and probably doesn't work right.
That's why Frisk/Chara don't just take it and walk right past Asgore.

I wan't Alphys' head!

do you also think that this haircut chara has is a typical one for psychopaths in the media?

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Well, the girl in that one documentary had it too.

I want Alphys to give me head.

buck teeth

I want to 69 Alphys
Yes

bring back otherkinposting

Hey, I'm gonna leave this goat here.

Don't give it any souls or it will lose its Penis and grow Boobs

Also good.

I want Alphys to tail-slap my face when I ram her from behind.

No, kill yourself.

Don't worry I won't!

Was that ever in any form serious?

so early!

>Voreposter
no idea im pretty sure the same guy shitposted in /ntg/ when it was alive

I'd play with the tail for days

>voreposter
What. Explain this meme

I will give him my penis instead.

Do you prefer vaginal, anal or cloacal?

Who /stillsleepy/ here?

very late shirtless goat husbando

>tfw you'll never scare alphys so much that her tail falls off

Not a wise decision to corrupt such an innocent goat. Give him breadsticks.

i'm fucking around my man
me

I wouldn't be able to tell what a cloaca feels like, but I intend to find out.

Sir, Please Step out of the vehicle

here

I'm not sleepy but I would get sleepy with an user around

Atta girl, eat up! Get it into you! Looking great, Asrie.

I hate when these downloads don't come with a launcher but yeah I'll test the game out and then add it to the pastebin

I'm sorry, I probably should.
Penis is for when he's older and discovering conflicting feelings during puberty.

I'm not even driving!

Try and stop me, LEO!

dying children

Finale/Save the World

Woah woah.
Stop right there.
Now please kill yourself.

bone
trousle

My bad, only now did I see that Chara got no pants in that picture.

Would Undyne let me slap her butt?

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I'm in bed right now!

I wouldn't say STILL sleepy though
It's just after midnight, so I'm going to bed

Make sure it doesn't happen again or I'll remove all of your bones.
Through your ass.

Oh. N-nothing, Undyne, sorry.

Whew I'm not going to get into the cuisine of it at this hour, but I rather like the thought now

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Goooooooooooooodddddd mornin' /utg/!

I hope you're all having an absolutely amazing start to your day so far and that you all do your best to make the most of your day today.

I love you all dearly and I hope you have a wonderful day

No Sir Royal Scientist, Sir!

Helloooo spiderposter
It's 3pm and I just woke up and i'm still drunk
But I got in touch with an old friend last night so that is nice
How are you?

Good morning Spideranon! I love you too!

I would imagine it's not much different from most other orifices, you just have to make sure to hit the right hole once you're inside?

You doing okay?

Hey, good morning. Get well soon, please!

>that artist
You're already on thin ice. Don't push it.
I've already "de-boned" 3 Anons, I have no qualms about making it 4.

Guy who runs the fangame pastebin here

I've updated it with more detailed instructions on how to play games that don't come with a built in launcher as well as a new Mettaton NEOS fight that was pretty fun.

As always if you know of any games that you think should be in it or have created any that aren't in the pastebin feel free to link them and I'll add them.

What are you sick with?

W-why are you able to tell this? I just wanted to post Chara and Asriel!

Flipping Alphys's dress!
Everybody seeing the claw marks on her thighs!
Alphys feeling so ashamed she has a panic attack!

I should ask the ancient Egyptians, they used to fuck crocodiles.

FUCK YOU PIG

I've seen much from being trapped in the Void.
Right now, I see an user who's one mistake away from having a hand shoved inside him and having his bones removed.

I've seen a video of a guy banging an alligator. It seems like it would be a very tight fit.

tfw this arrived yesterday

don't jizz on it.

Okay okay, you can stop- I don't want to get de-boneified through any orifice. I won't maky any trouble no more.

jizz on it

holy shit a rubick's cube

That's not my cube.

Hey user, that does sound nice.
I'm okay, feeling a lot better than yesterday.
You?
Good morning user!
A lot better than yesterday
Thank you user
Sinus and lung Infections

i want rubick to steal papyrus' blue attack.

Is it bad form to remove the tag? I usually do that so it doesn't get in the way during cuddles.

I removed it.

oh, sorry

literally who

Yeah, I think I've seen it, too.

I pray that you won't need that surgery. Not that I don't think you wouldn't be able to go through with it, but it would be preferable if it wouldn't be necessary.