Dota 2 - /d2g/

Don't forget that your boss is taking away your hard earned coin.

>Dependant fags
Terrorblade, Enchantress's best friend.

Currently we are being raided by Activision Blizzard-hired shills, who are endlessly shitposting and trying to throw shit on Dota 2 and Valve, on Dota 2 general.

As the pool of shills are the same of JIDF and similar Israel controlled "creative marketing" institutions, they are also trying to devalue and shit on /pol/ while mis-using terms such as goy and calling Valve Jews to diminish its true meaning.

They are focusing hard on trying to portray Valve as Jews and Dota 2 base as "goys" for whatever reason they can, on a true Free to Play game that makes its revenue only through pixel cosmetics.

They are provoking people into shitposting and chaos by blatantly deceitful and provoking posts. They are calling people who enjoy the game valve drones.

Please report and ignore these posts for a better gulag experience, thank you.

these ig vs cdec casters are so fucking clueless jesus christ

...

>423 meepo games
>65% winrate
>new patch
>stomp enemy at start
>can't go highground at 20 because hero is shit atm
>lose at 40 min

I want 6.81 back.

Reminder that Dotards will defend this

>All Lycan and Terrorblade pickers are literal psychopaths

ebin

>Let the body hit the rax: The patch
Nope, we better this way.

the forest is mine

>being this mad over what other choose to spend their money on

take your pills user

>tfw you have a quarry to settle

I miss the jolly fat mexican

black waifu best waifu

>mfw i juke some poor shitstain because he didnt pay 60$ for new map

I'd give my soul for a cute futa wife desu

Imagine there's millions of alien races in the universe. One day, one of them stumbles upon our planet.

They are not impressed. Everything we have here they've seen already in thousands of flavors. Except one thing, DOTA. They've never seen anything like it. Their calculations show it's the most amazing game possible.

They try to play it. They tell about it to other empires. Even these extremely intelligent, can't play it good. The best alien, grey looking ayy lmao motherfucker, who has been called THE SAVIOR OF PLEYADIANS. This fella calibrated at 1700 MMR.

By this time DOTA is played in the whole galaxy. Empires bet entire planets on BO3's.

Watching human TI's sets the mood for the whole Milky Way.

Alien overlords decide they will breed humans to play DOTA.

They contact us and tell us the whole deal. Entire Earth industry and economy means nothing. Our technology is shit, we are primitive. What matters is that we are genetically engineered to play the best game possible.

People don't have to work anymore, playing DOTA earns you millions if you are able to achieve at least 3k mmr. Anyone who can calibrate at 2000 can become local star system HERO for the aliens. These who play at 5k become instant billionaires. Aliens give them anything they want, 10 tonnes of gold, advanced electronics, everything just so they play for their teams.

Thou face when dota2 saved the humankind.

are you Ok buddy? Do you need mental help for delusional thinking? Please call your local help-hotline to get this anger out in a safe way. good luck pal.

>@mrpdota + @mikelorus
literally fucking who?

He just took too much Benadryl.

>not bottling in your anger
casual

At least they're somewhat ok and you can actually understand them.

more

fuck off blizzshill

LC isnt black you shitlord.

If anything Drow is the negro, change her color and she has black facial features.

I'm lazy and bad at decision making, who is the best counter-initiator right now?

>jumped from 3.3k to 3.8k with goypendium
>will probably plataeu at low 4k
>tfw you will never leave the trench

Kaldr, the Ancient Apparition

tide hunter

>tfw you're playing carry and your cute little support stacks for you

Meepo

Guys i would like to learn to last hit properly, im playing with bots just to train that but i cant seem to do it well. Is there any tips you guys can give besides "git gud scrub"

Stop thinking like account buying shitter and start improving.

>tfw on a 15 loss streak
I don't even know what to do anymore
Whether I play mid, safe or support whether I actually play well or just feed it's always the same result because the clinkz mid has to lose the lane and tower to qop at 8 min and the like

Do it in an empty lobby without bots until you can hit every last one.

>ranked
>allies keep picking the dumbest shit
>riki puck duo offlane, jungle lycan and ancient medusa, etc.

How am I supposed to win like this?

jungle lycan is good

>LC
>not black
>being this triggered

>jungle lycan is good

Yeah, having 4 cores and 1 support is great. Especially when said jungler can't rotate to gank and is vulnerable to ganks.

Sometimes I wish I was a cute girl...

what patch are you from?

>have a language test
>get the exam paper
>it says reply to an email send by your friend Anne
>"I'm really excited to hear how you surprised your girlfriend with her birthday gift"
>tfw never had a gf and am kissless virgin
>get stunned for 10 mins by writers block
Fuck normies. Seriously what the fuck? This is like going against a fed PL with no wave clear.

I'll just leave this here

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GF3AleQK7DZ59q4F1s69b2fh3T9bZpWrDKI8sfyW574/edit?usp=sharing

do with your least played carry/sf and without buying any items+no skills

>Yeah, having 4 cores and 1 support is great.
This is how EG plays every game.

thanks bud

will give it a go now.

You mean they used to. Aui was the 4th core.

virus do not click

>Not doing it with a dominated satyr trickster

it is like you don't want him to actually get good at last hitting

No, they still do. Fear plays shit like Doom and Axe and greedy Enigma.

>le ebin hotd meme

>Clinkz
>Bloodthorne
RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STOP FUCKING RUINING THE GAME VALVE
STOP IT
FUCKING
JUST
STOP IT

>missing the point entirely

Bloodthorne is good lategame when you start to run out of slots as an upgrade to your orchid, if you built it.

>relying on supports when jungle creeps can do their job

unless he's going to actually use him then there's no point in it and sf is good enough, he can do it after he learns how to lh adequately

>orchid
Yeah but you've lost before you get to go lategame with this build.

>tfw people repost my webms
:3

>Yeah but you've lost before you get to go lategame with this build.

I wouldn't really know, I have terrible winrate with Clinkz trying out all manner of builds and ways to play him.

>Hit E
>It Ain't Me starts playing

VOTE

FOR

BATRIDER ARCANA

>tfw no aussies till esports

>tfw no drow qt trap IRL to give the reach around to from behind

it just hurts more every fucking day

teach me the winter map

...

EG fell for the honeypot Ti

I like the compendium because I like supporting Dota

why do people hate panda.tv again?

Cute boy, dude!

It's coded by what I suspect are retarded chinese teenagers

>WE
>WAZ
>KAAAAANGGZZZZZ

It's fucking Bloodthorn
Not Bloodthorne

what mmr?

You find a way to summon one hero in the real world and make him/her do whatever you want.

Who do you summon and what do you ask him to do?

Alchemist.
Farm an aghs and use it on me.

Drow Ranger.

Be my wife for eternity.

What's the best way to calibrate highly nowadays? I guess they fixed zeus and oracle.

Since the beginning of this compendium i had some of my worst games ever
every fucking game there is some tbd dipshit that thinks he's 5kmmr, when he's actually like 2k, then feeds, destroys my game and then blames others or acts like he did well

FUCK
THIS
GAME AND FUCK YOU VALVE

The baby will be black

>and use it on me.
why not just buy a dildo online?

hotwife*

What if you bought armlet on Abaddon?

It's my sign by the way. I wrote that at ESL One 2014 Frankfurt, I'll never forget it

I'm not talking sexually. It will disappear and I will get an aghs upgrade.

That's okay I'm not a RACIST.

post old memes

What if bloodseeker ran so fast that he ran out of the game and into the past?

Humans don't have aghs upgrades user.

You get fucked in the ass unless you manually cast your ultimate. Since it doesn't trigger unless you take damage, meaning you die without ever getting your ult off.

But chen is human and AM is human