/owg/ - Overwatch General

I gave in to my desires:
I ore-ordered Overwatch

I WANT AN OMNIC GF TO SNUGGLE AND MAKE LOVE WITH

overwatch isn't a fps

SoIaF is the best YA fantasy novel

If i had a shorthaired GF she would agree

omnic-lives matter

Where did you preorder it, user?

G2A

I'm replying to this several hours old post just to say fuck you dude Scrolls was the shit and literally the best TCG I've played

nth for pure love

Daily reminder don't bully Pharah

Which Overwatch girls are okay with eating ass?

>tfw no Mercy to hold you down on a table and heal you all night long

what if tracer kissed you

omg what thE FUCK WHY IS SHE A MAN THERE

I WANT OMNIGGERS TO LEAVE NOW
Nice. I was thinking about getting it on G2A but ended up buying it on Amazon.

Mercy is a filthy whore who will do anything you ask of her. Tracer is curious enough to try it and see how it goes.

Lucio

Why is Mercy pretending to be a nice girl when she is actually not?

Come to flockmod and draw your waifu, waifufags. Sad Symmetra is getting lonely.

I would desu

Hot

now where is my female genji

Raiden?

I like ALL females in this game, come at me

Me too user

Can I come on you instead?

>tfw you spend your free time ERPing on steam as the OW girls

That's cool

I like all the males in this game.
And some of the females

>Dom Mercy
That's not how Mercy works friends, she's an obediant little healslut, who works for headpats

I'd get a tetanus shot

Is Mercy your favourite to ERP as?

posting best girl

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Tracer/Mei

cold feet

I like all the characters;
except Bastion, fuck that robot

Why using steam for that ?

>Watching Dragons short
>Genji grabs the sword on his back

I'm surprised tumblr hasn't decided to make fanart of these two.

They're usually all about sensationalising minor characters

Why not?

my.mixtape.moe/suvpoo.webm

This always triggers me but so many games/movies do it now

Only thing worse than an omnic is erpers

ERPers need to go back to or

no bones in those toes makes me feel weird

he's a cyborg ninja dude he can probably twist his wrist around and shit to pull it out easier, besides keeping it on your back is probably easier for transportation when you're doing flippy ninja shit.

Filthy Omnigger lover, this is best girl.

Also on an unrelated note why the fuck do I still keep on seeing posts saying Zarya isn't a fun hero, are people actually this bad? Can they not understand charge momentum and can only run into fights blindly?
I pity those who will never know the joy of slicing through whole teams in mere seconds as a tank.

I just want lewds of beanie qt.
Fuck the omnic.

I love this
Any more comics like this?

>watch him drawing the sword at 0.25 speed
>the blade literally goes through the sheathe with no visual cue except a flash of light

Nothing to do with his wrist, it's just physically impossible to unsheathe a full sized sword off your back

Just think about it, your arm would have to be impossibly long

Zarya is a goddess

She actually has a slight learning curve unlike almost every other character in the game.

>people think she is not fun
>must be bad players
fun is subjective user

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genji has rock em sock em robots for arms that extend out when he needs his sword

post all the genderbends of this batch pls?

Why didn't they have Zarya murder the Omnic priest guy instead

Because she' not part of Talon, user

only 3 more days lads

Well in real life swords kept on the back had sheathes that didn't cover the entire blade so it was possible.
Genji is also a fucking robot so his arms may just bend differently.

she was too busy being stronkest woman in Russia

The sheathe could open on the side since it's his cyborg suit n shiet.

>Zarya
>Stealthy Assassin
>Being in London

what the fuck is the matter with you? why are you people so intent on ruining a new general with your stupid inane waifu bullshit?

fuck off. nobody wants you here. Even the mods deleted all your shit last night.

3 days? How the hell are you counting

look at your post

(You)

>Most of those who complain about her not being fun say it is because they cannot get kills with her nor play a support role as they understand it.

>If you actually git gud with her you can do both of these at the exact same time and become an unstoppable monster as if she was the whole Red Army rolled into one woman.

You tell me you wouldn't want to see Zarya push through the crowd, pull the robots head off, smother Tracer with her tits, and call it a day

Well today is basically tomorrow already, and when it's tomorrow the day after has pretty much already started. So we're like 3 days ahead.

Only other one I have friend

You don't need to use steam You can use /owg/

>Only one (you) in this
Does this mean I'm becoming better /owg/? Am I less of a funposter now?

>got to play just a little bit of the beta, didn't even try most of the characters
>preordered
>want to play
>"while I wait might as well read the story and learn hero abilities etc"
>this has just fucking increased my desire to play a thousand times

I made a big mistake.

today doesn't count because it's today and monday doesn't count because it's releasing that day. so all we have left is thursday, friday, saturday and sunday. but sunday doesn't count either. so 3 days.

>Do it in thread instead
>Get banned/spoiler]
No thanks.

They didn't delete anything of mine.

user what
This is Veeky Forums, user
Stop crying about waifuposting

Calm down, user.

How about an extended dual cinematic for Zarya and Bastion? You can imagine her reaction on seeing one of his model.

ffxiv general needs to go back

How high are you?

Mods deleted ERP'ing and blueberryposting, not waifuposting
Bastion roams the wilderness and avoids settled areas. The only character I can see him meeting would be Zenyatta.

too pure

It doesn't release monday for me if they release it at exactly the same time everywhere.

Imma just get up early on tuesday.

Don't worry, there are some real people here that hate this kind of trash. You'll get answers from the freaks saying "haha look where you are it's our secret klub xDDDD" when in reality they're just failures that need to be put down for their own sake.

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>wake up
>5 more days left

I don't think I'm going to make it guy

send help

Phew, all this /u/ is making me spicy.

I love Tracer!

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Post pictures of pretty girls being pretty!

>Short where Zenyatta follows Bastion around trying to lecture him but Bastion keeps running off to chase birds

fund it right after I get my zenyatta/genji short

I don't understand why you guys like mercy she is the lamest character in the game, she is pretty much a copy paste of tf2's medic

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You seem stressed. How bout a nice relaxing shoulder massage?

There is no resisting

>all those robo lewds that will be made when Athena is finally released

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