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Fuck off, Rinbot.

Really wish the bot would stop.

Do you think if we changed it to /nunsg/, the algorithm would be thrown off?

Best Boy

probably could just shift the op around too

I wonder what part of it the bot uses to find the threads. If I make the next one, I think I might change the name, and if that doesn't do it, change up the OP.

The guy who made the bot has probably long forgotten that this general even exists.

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I don't particularly like Rin or Obito, but I have always liked that picture.

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No more plot armor for Nacho or Salsa

>>When I bring up Kage summit, and what a massive flaming faggot Nardo turns into, everyone bats it aside saying 'lol it's one arc, just forget it'.
I never have, have I? Making me responsible for shit I've never argued isn't fair nor feasible. And why the fuck do you want to eradicate all the Polynesians anyway?

>Tailed Beasts and Nardo being saved by plot is fine?
Naruto bore a heavy as fuck burden, psychologically, physically all his life. His entire plight as main character is a by-product of what was sealed in him when he was a defenceless fucking baby, and before the late-series powerlevels went off kilter he tended to work for his shit, the best example being the Sage Mode.

Meanwhile even a simple sharingan lets Sauce copy Lee's moves and a month's training has him in physical condition enough to use them, all the while also learning a high tier elemental technique. And that's before he was pulling whole new moves out of his rectum every other fight, revealing secondary summon contracts he totally had all along.

Is there an overuse of Naruto's Tailed Beast capabilities? Arguably yes. But it never, in no way approaches the way Sausage gets showered in gold.

>That village wiped out his clan, why shoulf he actually continue his clan there?
His clan was being a bunch of traitorous faggots just like him, they aimed for a coup they'd likely have lost due to numbers difference anyway, with no real way of winning and securing leadership. Had they tried to just get away from a place they hated, only to be stopped and wiped out it'd be different, but the Uchiha were the ones to start shit in that instance, and were killed by two Uchihas at that, not ANBU.

And at any rate that hardly matters, because Sasuke committed high treason and joined the side of an organisation that just carried out an attack on him, his homeland and killed his village's leader BEFORE he learned the convenient nasty stuff that somehow excused his being a traitor.

I love this meme

Well, with the coming Boruto manga, your wish may well be granted.

> I could tell Kakashi
> I'm clearly not under any major compulsion, or I'd ignore him and keep running
> I could explain what had happened
> I could slow myself until he found Minato-sensei
> They could help me
> Or
> Or
> I could jump in front of his Chidori, giving him PTSD and unknowingly, but directly, kick off the most brutal war in the history of the Hidden Villages
> Yes, let's do that.

EVERYONE gets to have lightning chakra since that seems to be the only thing Kishi has any creativity with.

Seriously though, It's shopped, I can tell from some out of place pixels and from having seen quite a few shops in my day

I noticed you stopped typing 'First for best girl' when you started losing your spot here and there. Starting to get worried, are we?

Nedroid is fucking great.

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nice shop

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better

It's happening more and more often. It's a shame.

I'm almost tempted to link this in a Nardo /a/ thread, but I'm still not sure if it's worth the risk

/pol/ has better nardo threads desu

Yeah, I take a quick glance through whenever they're linked here.

I feel like they're more populated with racists who happen to know about Naruto, rather than people who like Naruto, but also happen to be racist, like most of us here.

It's kinda hot, but more cute at the same time. . .!

You can tell they're both exhausted from the ridiculous amount of sex they've been having.

The picture clearly is in the Pure Land, since Ninja Heaven is the only place that a psychopath like Obito could happily end up with Rin like that

Nah, it's an AU where Rin isn't thirsting for Kakashi's dick.

Come on lad, there's suspense of disbelief, and then there's your post.

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So did ramen guy used to be a ninja or what? He did look a lot like one of the forgotten kids on minato's team

What percentage of Konoha residents do you guys think are ninjas?

It's never confirmed that Teuchi was a ninja. As far as is canon, he's always just been a dude that cooks ramen and has unnaturally good luck when it comes to avoiding invasions and wars.

As for how many are ninjas, probably the minority. More people would need to be farmers, shop owners and general townspeople than shinobi - not to mention being a shinobi is a specialised job, like a Jedi. Anyone can apply for the Academy, but if you don't have much in the way of skill in at least SOME of the vocations, you'll either not get in, or crash and burn.

I just invaded someone named Uzumaki Nagato in ds3.

What the fuck is wrong with these people

Well, he's not wrong.

I'm pretty certain Konoha basically went the way of the Foundation (Asimov's one, not Root). It started out as all ninja business all the time, which then attracted the related services, which then themselves were a draw for others, Eventually there became a population who had nothing to do with ninja shit and just lived daily civilian life in the village,

In time, perhaps by the time the city has risen in 700, especially with the new era of peace (I am not taking into account Background-kun's fanfiction) the majority were simple civilians and give it some more time, and all the ninja would be would be just a flair, one of the many things the place does.

>kage summit

Sausage was cool with murdering his former teammates from the time skip to his retarded "revolution" at the end when he tried to take over the world in his plan to off the Kage and only stopped because Naruto blew his arm off. There wasn't a single person alive who he gave shit about.

After the kage summit Naruto mostly talked about other things than Sasuke, while Sauce, all the while, remained a fountain of edge.

Someone has to show the world pain

I don't understand why Sasuke thought he was top shit at this point. Obito, who he regularly talked smack to, could've just warped him into the Kamui Dimension for a few days to cool off. Naruto, if he fought with murderous intent, would literally make Sasuke explode. Kakashi could, in all likelihood, outfight him, alongside ALSO having Kamui. Even Sakura's tard strength would shatter his sternum like a bundle of dry sticks if she managed to get a full-power punch off before he was able to raise Susano'o. Pretty much up until he had demigod powers, he was a guy with a larger than average chakra pool, an advanced knowledge of ninjutsu, and the ability to summon his flaming ghost samurai armour, which caused him immense pain, drained his chakra like mad, and probably didn't help the whole 'going blind' thing.

>Sasuke thought he was top shit at this point
sasuke always thought he was top shit
i remember bursting out laughing at this line

Yeah, but the Kage Summit is where he truly thought he could drop anyone, at any point, with almost no effort.

More special? More special ed, perhaps.

In the Kage Arc his ego went off the charts and got fucked up because of it

> talks shit to a Jinchuuriki
> oh yeah I dropped Naruto last time haha I'm sure this big fucker won't be any differen-
> what's a fucking Laria-
> OW SHIT FUCK OH SHIT FUCKING OW KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIN

Bee Lariating Sasuke and Ay fucking powerbombing Sasuke were, I believe, probably two of the greatest scenes in the entire series. Bar none.

Bee turned that bitch into a canoe.

Best part was how nonchalant Bee was about the entire thing, like detonating the last living (or was Itachi still alive at this point?) member of the Uchiha clan wasn't anything out of the ordinary for him.

> TALK
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Bee v. Taka took place after Itachi's death.

To be fair, he only wanted to fight Danzo.

Coolest Guy and Zetsu fucked him over and threw four kages and their assistants at him. I guess for some retarded reason they thought that he was on Itachi's level.

Yeah it was nice to see Sasuke get almost killed multiply times for a chance. Especially by ninjas from other villages cause in the end Konoha isn't the strongest one.

Obito wanted to power him up in the hard way. In the end it kind of worked but only because Zetsu has Itachi's eyes. If it weren't for those he would be blind

See, using these things is EXACTLY how Kishimoto could've grown Sasuke as a character - accepting his own strength but realising that there are others stronger than him.

I would've liked a Sasuke who was warily respectful of any new dangerous-looking opponents. Like, I dunno, a six-foot Jinchuuriki that uses a fucking eight-sword combat style.

The problem was that Sasuke did kinda seem like he was starting to grow during the Bee fight, what with the learning to value his comrades and missing Team 7.

Then the Kage Summit arc happened.

I miss the ps2 games.

His thirst of revenge for his clan and brother took him over. I mean, the guy who fucked your life was just around the corner. He was triggered as fuck and that was understandable

It looked like Shippuden might actually be on an upswing. Sakura had just gotten shut the fuck down, Kiba had been poking good-natured fun at Hinata for being in love with Naruto, everyone was liking Naruto, and there weren't TOO many insane power spikes.

...And then the Kage Summit arc happened.

> the guy who fucked up your life
You mean Obito? He was in front of Sasuke for most of it.

He did say later that Sasuke was the strongest person he fought besides his brother or something like that

Pretty sure he means Danzo.

That doesn't mean much considering how huge a fucking gap there is between Ay and Sasuke.
> that powerbomb
> that straight-up ignore of Amaterasu
> that murder that was gonna 100% go down, from Ay, to Sasuke, if Gaara didn't fucking intervene

I know who he meant

I was talking about Danzo

I am aware. I was purposely being obtuse. But Obito did more to fuck up Sasuke's life than Itachi did.

I don't really see the hate for the Kage Summit Arc. I mean Naruto just beat Pain the suppose Leader and stongest Akatsuki, Sasuke who was at that time in Akatsuki just attacked Bee the Raikage's brother and some guards from his village. The obvious next step for the story was to have a reunion between all the Kages to deal with Akatsuki. It amkes sense

Yeah but at that time Sasuke didn't knew about that. He thought it was all Danzo's fault

The main problems with it are Sauce's edge and Nardo's homolust going off the charts.

But yeah, it did a decent job finally introducing the leaders of the other villages (who ended up taking an important role in the remainder of the manga) and had some pretty cool fights.

>The main problems with it are Sauce's edge

Not really since we now how edgy is suppose to be Sasuke plus everyopne were preventing him from killing the man who mindrape his brother. If you watch the episode you can see he wansn't aiming frot he other Kages just Danzo.

>Nardo's homolust going off the charts

It wasn't that bad althought the faiting was a tad too much but it makes more sense if you think about it, cause minutes ago Obito went and told him about how Sasuke and him were destinied to be enemies forever like Madara and Hashirama.

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>page 10

Offtopic question, what are the characters in NSUNS4 that are just superior, and what are the inferior ones?

Sasuke had rights to be edgy.

The problem was how the arc removed every shred of Sasuke's humanity (he stopped giving a shit about his team and he unapologetically tried to kill his future wife for fuck's sake) just so Naruto could be even more of a golden hero by still loving him even after all that.

Which was all the more jarring and irritating after he had only just started to show some humanity again.

It's practically a pattern for Sasuke to seem like he's going to ease off on being a huge douchebag only to fly off the handle at mach speed.

I LOVE TSUNDERE

They're both shit imo. Naruto could've been handled better and Sasuke definitely shouldn't have turned out the way he did. I get the redemption thing, but at least have some sense be thrown into Naruto's face about how retarded saving Sasuke was.

Kishimoto tried his damndest to make their relationship something worth giving a shit about and ultimately it wasn't. They barely even knew each other, they were more acquaintances than best friends.

Fuck I hope Japan thinks this too, otherwise there's no redeeming their shit taste.

i like anything but yandere is ok

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>Yandere
Eh, tsundere is better.

>Lost an arm just to punch Sasuke.
>Was at best going to kill Sasuke while slowly dying from getting his lower body caught on fire.
>An even stronger Susanoo appears a chapter later.

Oh yeah, big gap there.

Who is that men?

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is tl user here
is that even japanese

Why is Nardo thinking about non-canon stuff?

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Did the anime fix Sakura's hair? Since Team 7 reunited, her hair is a little longer and has bangs, but from the bits I've watched, it still looks like shit.

>tfw Naruto and femSasuke will never have their relationship properly move to that of lovers in The Last through a convoluted and retarded plotline
>they will never spawn obnoxiously overpowered children
>Hinata will never walk in on them fucking in a last ditch attempt to woo Naruto
>femSauce will never make snide comments to her afterward
Man, I'm a dick. But bullying is too much fun, and the idea of a tsundere femSauce is too fun to pass up.

comfy.

I don't think Nardo would be capable of fighting Sauce while sporting a raging boner

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He can fight her with his dick.

Just SP cutting corners like always.

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>Lee never got a chance to spar with Naruto before he became ninja jesus.
That sucks.

>Fuck I hope Japan thinks this too, otherwise there's no redeeming their shit taste.
No, because people that hated the Nardo/Sauce stuff didn't bother reading or at least finishing the manga, otherwise they wasted their time

The bangs only pop up when she loses her headband

>The Last would be about Toneri wanting to marry Sasuko instead.
>Instead of stealing Hanabi's eyes, he steals Hinata's.
>Sasuko gives in to his proposal if he spares to the Earth because "muh redemption" or whatever.
>Naruto isn't having any of that shit. He's not going to let some random guy from space take his Uchiha waifu away from him. Nope. Forget about it. Not in this life. Orochimaru and Obito are going to be the last people to do that shit. And he better forget about that marriage too if he knows what's good for him.
>Naruto rallies up his friends to storm that dirtbag's castle and crashes that wedding.
>Naruto punches Moon man so hard there is nothing left of him.
>Sasuko is completely fucking wet from all this.
>They go home and fuck like rabbits. They get married soon after.
>Someone reminds Naruto that Hinata is still blind.
>Naruto: "Oh shit! I knew I forgot something!"

how fucking lazy can you be?

Really, what with you guys and r63?

too much gay shit in this series
i don't mind it

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I can dig it.

But shit like this wouldn't have even happen if one them was a girl.

Trying to tone down the faggotry in the series.

Trying to redeem the pent up lust.

It's hot