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>Trading
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>Competitive
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>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
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first for holy shit stop bragging about having a bf that loves you

I was about to make one with this image.

i wish someone loved me

do i really have a bf that loves me

yes
fuck off

>overwatch
>the press q to win game

nice meme

too bad it has no basis

>none of the old ""tf2 killers"" did anything to tf2 and neither will overwatch

none of those games were backed by a company with almost 20 billion net worth and millions of players

>he is comparing shitty games to overwatch
this is how bad your argument is


The delusion that this general has about Overwatch is straight pathetic

tfw gf that loves me

>being straight
lmao

How about "Overwatch is far too different from TF2", and "TF2 will always be relevant as long as it is free and its competitors are not"?

why are you quoting the post i posted in trash here

Daily reminder to ignore Overwatch bait posters.

Good try! You're getting better, however you might as well start comparing apples to oranges, club penguin is free and has a lot of players too.

This is petty.

>can't form a rational argument
>"b-bait!!!!"

@142619032 (No Yous)
>Play TF2
>One enemy standing on the cart surrounded by our team
>Jump the fucker and he dies

>Play Overwatch
>One enemy standing on the cart surrounded by our team
>Have to awkwardly take potshots at him or else he'll ult and kill everyone

Even in ASSFAGGOTS you can stun the fucker.

>>Have to awkwardly take potshots at him or else he'll ult and kill everyone
refer to >nice meme

>too bad it has no basis

The only people that think ultimates kill everyone easily are those that are bad and die to them.

pLEASE stop falling for this shit
if he's serious you won't change his way of thinking
if he's baiting you won't stop him unless you stop replying
stop being DUMB

@142619348
This is not /owg/. Go justify playing the game there.

>mad tf2 fangay

I hope you enjoy playing your game for years and years and never getting any respect from Valve.

>haven't played TF2 in 2 years
>none of the servers in my favorites list have people in them
>half of them are straight up gone
>none of the servers in my history list have players in them either
Please...let overwatch be good....

what's the single, WORST map in the game and why?

achievement_idle_noglass
self-explanatory.

i mean valve maps IDIOT

>gf
ew

>servers come and go and people change
I don't know if that equals to anything really,i think that's what happens with all multiplayer games with client side servers that don't have the lifespan of a caterpillar.

You're not gonna get your overwatch skins with arguments THAT bad.

you are the reason good servers died

i hate you

I HATE YOU ;_;

Hoodoo. Gold Rush and Junction are bad too, but you can't get much worse than Hoodoo. If you need proof, just remember that it's Viva's favorite map.

>has qualifiers, doesn't mention them
that's on you buddy.
And when you say valve maps, are we including community maps that have gone official or are we having a conversation better had in 2007?

Most community servers running standard maps got blown away by the contract servers and the requirement to play on them to get credit.

Where the fuck is the Veeky Forums server

WHY ARE YOU ALL STILL HERE IF YOU'RE NOT PLAYING WITH EACH OTHER

>come back from adventuring as a spy
>got some kills, low on health, no big deal
>run to a friendly dispenser for heals
>engineer blasts me with a shotgun
>it's cool, he's just spy checking
>second engineer comes up and hits me with a wrench
>alright guys I'm not an enemy spy, I'm a friendly spy
>medic starts needling me, demo starts laying stickies at my feet, engies keep shotgunning and wrenching me
>what the fuck do you people want
>enemy team comes up and blows up all the engy's shit while my team is "spy checking" me
>everyone dies
>lose

Goddammit.

>not dm_ponyville

>do things in pub
it was epic

sometimes some of us get in the /v/ server
we're here to shitpost

As opposed to your comp games?

We do have a pretty nice community,and whenever we want to play with each other we do it with steam messages.
People don't like whos

we had servers before but no one played on them much

Nice trips
You're right, people don't like me, I think I should get a toupee.

Hoodoo or Junction
Harvest

Dustbowl, since it gets easier and easier to defend as Red as the map progresses. You can literally have a wall of Soldiers, Demos, and Sentries going to the final cap on Part 3, making that entire corridor section a fucking meat grinder for Blu to get through.
Hoodoo and 2fort would be my next picks.

That's the point of multi-stage payload, baddie.

>Hating dm_harvest
Come on, Shuckle, I expected better of you than that.

Dustbowl is a CP map, doofus. It's a cramped nightmare, and ridiculously stacked against BLU on stage 2 and 3.

just saw this
uhmmmmm?

Win or lose, I've never enjoyed myself on Harvest. It just feels cheap.

>Junction
This.

Pretty nice, actually.

Must have seen a community payload version of it, I googled it to see if I had it right and i got hits.

Still, how far you get is the entire point of multi-stage maps, baddie. It's supposed to get harder as you go along.

I hate to ask this around, but what are the engineer loadouts (clothing wise) you guys use? I have one decent that I enjoyed making but I can't think of much else.

any suggestions?

>Defending Dustbowl
>It's supposed to be ridiculously stacked against you the more you progress
Are you retarded?

what's the /v/ server ip

...

>People hating hoodoo
That map was made for heavy

which is kinda ironic since sniper also thrives there

hoodoo is fun

Is TF2 your first game with attack/defend?

go away pony fag

Thats a cozy looking engie

>Drinks beer

I dont like horses

Pl_dustbowl is pretty fun with a full server

>getting to the point to where there's no room to rocket jump, hardly room to maneuver around explosions in a game that stresses the importance of movement, where there's a huge sightline for snipers, and the point can be defended from all angles by three sentries is considered alright
uh

So you are retarded then, okay. Dustbowl is only not the worst map because Hoodoo, Junction, and Gold Rush also exist. Protip: all of these maps are bad for pretty much the same reasons.

Viva is also a normie who makes good decisions in life that result in non-degeneracy, so his taste is pretty top tier. Therefore, Hoodoo & Gold Rush are good maps

I like Barnblitz, too

Barnblitz has a terrible final point, but at least it isn't Borneo.

blitz my barn

what's the /v/ server ip

why the fuck don't you ask on /v/

boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/141077612/#141187017
That was so hard.

You're not supposed to succeed on attack/defend when attacking. If you fully succeed and then your opponent fully succeeds then you're both even. Nothing was gained, but a lot of time was spent watching it happen. In this case you'd go to time spent for the success, but that's not really a happy win, that's like a judge's decision in boxing. People want to see knockouts.

An increasing difficulty of capturing points over time means your teamwork, efficiency, and awareness will all be increasingly taxed. You don't have the advantages you had in the beginning, so you start to slow down, eventually you are overrun and it's the other team's turn.

Because you're annoyed at ever losing?

what is your favorite map?

The Brooklyn bus route map

>You're not supposed to succeed on A/D maps

Process, Harvest, and Upward are all fun.

cp_process or pl_goldrush

cp_process all day every day

>really? explain this then
>pastebin.com/LPsg0y4N
underrated old post

not that theres anything wrong with being gay though

pl_badwater
For comp, I really like cp_badlands
ctf_turbine is a guilty pleasure of mine

thanks

also having a password is dumb tb h

cp_gorge ad cp_5gorge

Oh, my God. Jerry, how could you?

it's so randoms don't join
you're dumb

nobody cares
you don't play this game

I really like sentries on shipping containers in the middle of turbine

And that's why the server is dead all the time.

I love shuckle!

what's with that guy who's really mean to everyone all the time? why does he take shitposting on an eskimo ice fishing forum so seriously?

i love process and sunshine

her name is chris viva

Gravel Pit

looks cute on pyro
no homo

He has problems,let's not talk about it
It's good though Veeky Forums has a feature that lets you not see those kind of people*.
It's called filtering,look it up.

*doesn't work for people with people smart enough to not let themselves be easily filtered.

i.gyazo.com/83b879bea01ec6a7b45006342b8f742a.png

this game is being used to flip unusuals for ez money instead of actually played as a shooter, isnt that sad? when the fuck is this balance/esports update coming, trading scene reduced to people that mass sell certain unusuals when they become all class

Woah, with the red headphones, that almost looks like me

Who fucking cares? Trading is dead, just play the game as you want to. If some kids think making their $50 a month is good money, let them, it doesn't affect you in any way whatsoever.

cp_steel, cp_process, cp_snakewater
hopefully cp_reckoner, in time

fuck koth

fuck off

badlands, logjam

radich and the furry bribed vap to make the copilot all class and theyre gonna get trade banned screencap this post

>mfw the pub med flashes me

Radish is away on a backpacking trip, how would he have bribed the creator? The furry has been selling his collection for weeks now, as well.

protip, maintain the aspect ratio to true 16:9
closest to that is 640x360 or 512x288

brainless assumptions
or are they?
stay tuned till he comes back in a month

this is advanced kikery

Hey, gotta make your profit on a dying game somehow. Anyone who invests in TF2 in its current state is a god damn retard.

To whomever is a normie and interested, the Homies could use one more person for MvM queues. Anyone interested?