/dsg/ - Dark/Demons Souls General

>people complaining about Dietrich
you can steamroll FCs whenever i host m8

Anyone who doesn't host or won't host on farron bridge is shitty.

It's the only place a FC should be held, there is no reason not to.

what does it feel like to be unkindled?

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So what's the SL meta

OUT fucking PLAYED

Didn't wanna fap damn it.

120

did you get softbanned to make that webm?

>I'll interfere if you're being too much of an annoying cunt

Why do people think it's okay to interfere with a fightclub?

All the host is supposed to do is summon

If you find yourself summoned to "Ashen One's" know that you are in Weenie Hut General and not Super Weenie Hut JR. and I will not interrupt.

Anyone gonna give me the untrue rings or do I have to go to NG++?

>Astora GS bug nerf
Can't wait

60. Anything more than that is a crutch.

based

no, why?

>ENB thinks there are 2 big crossbow machines in the Smouldering Lake shooting at you
where does he get these ideas. the mad man

80-99

F I G H T C L U B

PC High Wall of Lothric, password dsg

Puffy vulva!

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very painful

SL120. Anything less is a reddit meme.

I-it's like Skyrim
...just uglier

sauce me?

to get swole for them chickies ofcourse

80

i figured using the 1st person cam mod would result in getting a ban of some kind, isn't it a cheat engine script?

>Someone dropped a ring of favor +2 right before bcing out
What does it mean? Do they want to marry me?

100-120SL

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Why was Gwyn such a fucking r1 spammer? Any shitter with a shield could of parried him.

>Have created builds for early/mid/late game co-op/pvp
>each has a theme and is ten levels higher or lower than each other build
>fashion souls and thematic consistency is important to me
>always have a well thought out name like "Helen the Aegis" or "Einar the Nomad"

Best way to play.

Reminder to not join this FC with an Astora Greatsword or Washing Pole, both weapons are "unfun" and banned by Die "Gotthard Twinswords Poke" trich

cont from last thread

streaming it : picarto.tv/krekk0v

would you like to explain why you believe this

i can always host elsewhere

>Starting VIG+1 for Knight got me down there I believe.

I almost died, did I jump at a wrong location?

120
Anyone who says otherwise is meme spouting

Seriously why is parrying so fucking bad this time?

It used to be something you had to be somewhat skilled to pull off.

broken santier's spear was like a coinflip
either you got the parry and won the game or you missed it and died

I Didddddddd ittttttttttttt

why are all drawfags such attention whores?

reminder that winning is not allowed in /dsg/ fight clubs

ENB MISSING EVERY SINGLE FUCKING HIDDEN WALL WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU ENB

While I agree that the ost interfering is a no-no, bringing out throwing knives to get the last bit of health is as cancerous as cancerous gets

lool
ok how do i make webms, ill show you how to drop without leveling shit and without removing armor

Barber: what you want?
me: Give me 1 Grand Archives Scholar sir
Barber: i got you

Why do you think it's a bad thing?

So, what's in the latest patch?

Why doesn't from inform about these things like it used to

tryharding*

In my case it's

>go to the cathedral, get caught by Patches
>if he's not there go to the belltower in firelink after beating deacons
>save onion
>go to irithyll
>send Greirat
>sprint to Pontiff, avoid dungeon
>do not talk to onion
>kill Pontiff
>greirat is back safe and sound

DAILY
DOSE
OF
DICK
ASS
THIEF

you doing FFA? or is there not enough signs?

I'm Tim the Tiresome on steam Ashen One in game

Add me and I'll shoot you a message when I'm hosting a real man's FC

>Prisoner's chain lowers my absorb by 7-8% across the board bringing my physical absorb to low 20s
>somehow take more damage with it off than on

The fuck is this

He fucking defiled my pure waifu

I'm going to DDOS him to death

>join the fight club
>kill 8 people in a row
>never get summoned again

>ending's are rare

Do so many people drop the game or what?

/dsg/ FC banlist Dietrich edition:
greatshield, rapiers, red hilted halberd, BKG, carthus curved sword, dark sword, twin princes greatsword, washing pole, halberds, straight swords, curved swords, bkga, black knight sword, spears, hollowslayer gs, gotthards, drang hammers, curved greatswords (excluding old wolf curved sword) , greataxes, ugs, spiked mace, greatswords, witch's locks, katanas, twin swords excluding onikiri and ubadachi, axes, hammers, smough's hammer, offhand caestus, offhand crossbows, throwing knives, firebombs including rope, moss, resins
new addition to the ban list: ToD, miracle buffs, pyromancy, offhand fist weapons and claws, dark hand, BINOCULARS, chameleon/white branches, green blossom, demon's fists
perma banned: black knight glaive, greatshields, washing pole

>Must bow before fighting
>No gesturing after fight
>No hardswapping
>No changing to fast weapon if opponent gets on low health
>No changing weapons for riposte
>No hornet ring
>No leo ring
>No bloodring
>No HP regen ring
>No obscuring ring
>No Greatshields
>No Dark Sword
>No Estoc
>No BKG
>No BKGA
>No Warden's blades
>No Gotthard
>No parry spam
>No dragon roar
>No spin combo
>No parrying with caestus
>No simple weapons
>No blessed weapons
>No more than 1 buff
>No bleed resin
>No prism stones
>No white branches
>No throwing knifes
>No dung pies
>No bombs of any type
>No using ashen estus
>No R1 spam
>No roll spam
>No running attacks
>No winning
>No fun

>It used to be something you had to be somewhat skilled to pull off.
You have to be blessed.
90% of my parries are partial. Especially third R1 SS parry. So parry is luck and lag based.
>R1R1
>parry
>nothing
>dead
>BOOM
>parry activates after 1 sec of my death

>could of
Come again?

I want to build a Deacon of the Deep to play Aldritch Faithfuls on. Please, spare e your treatise on why this might be a bad idea and just tell me: How do you build for dark sorcery/dark miracles at the same time? It it suicide to try and use their sword catalyst and go full roleplay? I was hoping to just use the Deep dreg spells and compliment them with things like Dark Edge and Affinity. But I'd also like to use Force/Deep Protection/Lifehunt Scythe. Or should I maybe go for Dark Pyromancies instead?

Is the Profaned Capital, Heide's Tower of Flame?

They look pretty similar and also Gilligan is there.

>gets to the view of the Fair Lady's body
>completely ignores it and just comments on the rat

>join fight club
>be a cheapass no fun allowed retard
>brags for winning
>WAAH WHY AM I NOT GETTING SUMMONED

I just use OBS and FFMPEG. Webm For Retards is a thing some people like to use.

Not if I softban your dog first, kiddo

>no way to get permanent wax head
fuck

So whats the dark resonant santier/havels of Dark Souls 3? Something so OP every retard uses it for cheap win.

youtube.com/watch?v=8R0hJy0TU2U

5:11 onwards

Maybe it's time to put away the demon bone fist.

good news user
there's this fance nice image with everything you need to know!

>IT'S CHEAP TO USE THIS WEAPON THAT KILLS ME
>ONLY USE BAD WEAPONS

SCYTHE ONLY NO RESIN NO THROWING DAGGERS FINAL DESTINATION

>uses a black knight greataxe
>never parries
>plays like a real man
ok, user.

nah

if this is K***ht i'm not seeing your sign

pretty sure you killed more in the range of 10-15 people tho

>Vaati
Oh lawdy he's a manlette

Will keep that in mind.

Forgot about that, had to farm to grab it. It unfortunately overlaps the Pale Shade Robe's neck part, which I want to keep.

I just like the idea of contrasting equipment, like battlemaidens (plate armor and skirt) and such.

I've always found that unless you have something to cover up the neck area it just ends up looking silly like the Artorias Helm.

>Outrider Knight Helm clips through the back of the neck area
Fuck. I'll just try to ignore that.

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Forever she will be the irithyll dungeon slut

fuck webms ill draw a map
i know its hard to tell this was made in paint but try not to obsess over my skill

the arrow shows a small fucking ledge, jump down to that first
works every time

You happen to be invading in the swamps as well? You were an annoying piece of shit to fight.

So. are pure builds (Dex or Str) even worth it if you dont build for a specific weapon?
It seems like 90% of the melee shit is in favor of quality this time around...

Also, I still have FTH, DEX and Luck uncovered in my builds.
Suggest me either of those three or a combination. I am torn.

I can change to my twin daggers if you want.

In my experience, it's the washing pole with gold pine resin.

It's pretty funny that he misses all the important stuff but keeps on rambling shit about random demon props
He's an "explorer" after all

Black Knight Glaive spin to win.

Astora bug abuser seems to be really assbusted.

idk if you're taking requests, krekk but I have something I'd very much like to see drawn. a portrait of Karla drenched in cum with a silhouette of 3-4 dicks behind her

>no breakable objects that need to be rebroken
>plenty of space, high wall is very cramped with plenty of places to roll into
>you are summoned directly onto the bridge
>easy to get to
>less invader traffic
>nice flat surface

The rest are just cosmetic reasons, but those are the major ones.

Negative, Im lurking in Lothric castle user

nice, a little boy talking about the poise that wasnt even implemented.