Dota 2 - /d2g/

That looks fucking retarded.

>changing color of map elements is a gameplay feature
okay buddy, here's a (You)

>tfw will never suck a /d2g/ boy off under his desk while he plays dota

do you actually think there is some great revelation in there?

waaah waaaah valve is selling cosmetics waaaaah

go play wc3 dota if you love it so much

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Post em together with your favourite hero
Mine is meepo. Don't forget that I'm NEET. I'm one of you no matter what.

>its dota with new technology
>but dota features are paid

Post your Steam profile.

Meow Ranger

How to build a super speed bloodseeker?
BoTs euls SnY drums butterfly mom?

...

If you are who I think you are then I'm already on your friends list

>Islamic music is playing outside of Singsing's house

They're invading!

don't, because the speed was an attempt to get people back interested in the game, but was never intended to be a legitimate strategy.

people will say "OMG look at how fast bloodseeker can run now! Nigma will definitely have a video about this!" but then it doesn't really have any viability

Whoa...

I was AFK talking to my RL friend who's in London right now and I come back and see this.

Like, holy shit, man.

You actually went through the trouble to make this collage from the posts on the last thread?

Are you fucking real, here?

LOL!!!!

You must be really new to these generals though. I post shit like that ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

Why the hell did you even made a collage now to begin with is beyond me, but like, whatever, dudestein.

Thanks for all the work.

You should come over and get under my desk then :3

L O N D O N
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>tfw mom buys you compendium

They could revert the nerfs and then reduce the damage on his thirst, so he can keep the speed but lose the damage. Would be worth it for me.

>absolute pubstomp game
>godlike by 15 minutes
>internet shits out for some god forsaken reason
>think my team has got this in the bag regardless

>turns out they lost
>game went into 50+ minute zone
There is no worse feeling

Yeah, dudebro.

My friend is literally on London right now.

The god damn phone-call kept falling because he's in the subway though.

...

Me on the right

>taking a phone call on the subway
literally subhuman
sasuga lebanon

Would you give him a reach around?

BOIPUCCI

me in the back

Holy shit, those bitches are UGLY as FUCK, man.

me djing on the left

Those are the bitches 9k MMR gets you man.

You should be looking at the boipucci in the middle. Lmao are you blind?

A phone call??

That seems like too much trouble!!!!!

he's a shitskin from a third world country, he doesn't understand how to see something that's actually worth value

Valvebro here. Just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider killing yourselves.

We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.

A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Pitlord and that we should focus on fixing the fps issues that the latest patch broke instead of just putting more compendium goals for you guys to spend money on.

More immortals with broken particles, missing icons and incomplete game breaking cosmetics are what's on the table for discussion right now.

What do you guys think?

I miss the GD studio

we used to have good broadcasts

now we have xyclopz and 20 FEMALE CASTERS XD SO QUIRKY

better than your ugly 2d "women" you pathetic weebtard

I'm considering killing myself every day.

twitter.com/WinteRDota/status/732998548019515392

Crystal Maiden.

What you ever kept the dragonform ult at level 1 because you like the poison attack and the green color of the Dragon?

Like what the fuck do you do the whole year?

Nothing gets added to dota to improe the game

how come you are so behind in the jewerey department?

you should be about whining about real things rather than this cosmetic shit that comes with the game being f2p.

whine about the game still being unfinished, whine about the fact that there are still no mechanics that take advantage of the new engine, whine about the game having 0 (ZERO!!!) new heroes during it's lifespan

does this even qualify as english? it's not even right, the level 2 dragon has poison as well

>STILL no Pitlord
>Valvedrones STILL give them money

uuh Dotards?

twitter.com/WinteRDota/status/732998548019515392

OUR GUY GETTING MARRIED

Nah, man. He's 100% straight, just like I am.

That's fucking gay, dude.

But those bitches are so god damn ugly that I wouldn't be surprised if they turned someone gay.

He calls me all the time, man.

That's what true bro's are like. We talk about daily shit and stuff that we enjoy.

Sometimes even DOTA.

Are you fucking kidding me, mongoloid?

Why would I go and look for the guy first? That's something a fucking gaylord would do.

No level 2 is the fire Dragon.

>Masochistic and Sadistic equal
what

man, it really suck that I'm the only constant

I really wish I could do something about that but alas, I am the only constant

>tfw I'll never have true bros like Tiago

:(

I do that all the time

but im sure making the compendium look like maximun jewery , which it is, causes more butthurt to valve

i mean you are literally asking me to stop

lmaoing@your retardation

GRATS XD

CONGRATS MAN!!!

WAT A FUCK

THIS
IS
HOW
WE
DO
IT

>constant
>posts one game

>nearly all are over 50%
what the fuck even is your personality

If you look at the posting times, you can see he is replying to himself.

he also brags about being 4k when he's 3k.

when are the mods going to start banning avatar fags?

The only constant meme means that overall your winrate is affected by mostly your gameplay but there still are games that are absolutely not winnable. It's just numbers man

Can you faggots fuck off with that irrelevant SEAmonkey

who

there are games that are unwinnable

so why are there no games that are unloseable?

Iam HIGH as fuck.. tell me which hero i should play

>If you look at the posting times, you can see he is replying to himself.

Are you for real here, man?

You've got no decent argument or comeback and this is what you resort too?

LOL!

Fucking end your sad existence already please.

what is sadomasochism?

weedmandota plays invoker and pudga, try those senpai

sure there are

????

Because there's retards like (You) on the team

Fucking end your existence seriously.

>sure there are
tell that to my fucking teammates

anyone got a picture of this broad?

>tfw you'll never get to lick sheever's dirty feet
why even live

the only thing sadder than people who try to be famous on an anonymous mongolioan knitting board are people like you who indulge their faggotry with actuallyy using their self-prescribed names

Check
BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT!!!!

He's already bald on the left pic desu
combing his hair on his forehead to hide it

>jugg keeps wasting his ult on enemy ursa and then gets killed by ursa
>3 times in a row

Lmao she looks pretty.

I like Tiago though
kys

What did he mean by this?

it's a minute and 30 after the first reply (exactly the amount of time for an image reply), don't act like you can't jump on MSpaint and remove the (you)

TIAGO DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT EDITING THE HTML SOURCE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING KEK

THE MENTALLY DAMAGED BRAIN OF A SPIC LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

xD

Except it wasn't me that took the screenshot.

I literally can't be bothered with that shit, man.

I'm on Lazy-mode right now.

Yeah dude, I'm not really into programming shit.

Not my style, man.

Reminder that wageslaves are the only ones who are getting cucked by capitalism. Their bosses extract the surplus of what the labour power of the wageslave creates as profit for themselves while NEETs can do whatever they want all day like watch Dota or play Dota.

Opt out of capitalism today and become a NEET for your enjoyment and so that Dota 2 doesn't die.

you just got called out for samefagging and avatarfagging, enjoy the incoming ban

reminder that Tiago is a mod and you should show him respect

What is Singsing's win condition?

You know it, dudebro.

I'm sure going to NEET it up tonight!

It's like, 8pm and 24. degrees, man!

Destroying the enemy Ancient.

why would you even brag about being 4k? anything below 5k is shit you fucking braindead scum

memes

>why would you even brag about being 4k?

Except I never bragged.

I just stated that I'm 4k. That's all there really is too it.

I don't even play this game on a serious basis, LOL.

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

you are must definitely not 4k

t. 3.5k shitter

>will u be my rice
Fucking asians.