/smgen/ - SMITE General

>PTS is live

>get I ranked game after patch notes on xbox
>enemy team first pick R@

Why is Hou Yi so smug?

Because he's never being nerfed.

So these paladins and smite patches were the two patches before overwatch.

Nice job hirez, you fucked it up. Both are shit patches.

I missed the skins.
What kind of skins aside from kali and Chaac did we get?

>Sol will never be nerfed
>Freya will never be nerfed
>Ao will never be nerfed
>Athena will never be nerfed
>etc...

The new patch is linked in the OP you tard.

best girl confirmed

Calm down dick face.

>Oh good someone instalocked a guardian
>Ymir
I don't have a problem with Ymir. I have a problem with Ymir players
>Builds damage every fucking time as Ymir
Why. Why do people so desperately want to play Ymir as a mage?

What if mastery skins were actually good like this

but that's a tier 2 skin senpai

Her ult shreds protections, digus.

Compared to r@ ult which takes him halfway across the map and has a knockup
ok, dingus.

It doesn't do half a tanks health and give him 200+ protections.

Hahahahahaha nigga how is Skadi real Like Nigga just walk away from Kaldr nigga nigga Like close your eyes hahahahaah

>3 hunters
>no warriors
>no tanks

Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.

smite.guru/stats/ps/dhampird/matches

smite.guru/match/ps/20120668

That's the real one. This nigga edited it. Same guy who cried about scylla I bet.

Why would I lie as a console player

The evidence is right there retard.

All you did was go to the other Skadi's page and post it

What evidence is that kek

The evidence is that you're shit and have no right to complain. You were playing as the same god.

>play an arena game as skadi
>carry the shit out of my team, going 20-2
>next arena game, decide to play as athena
>one guy from the first game is in my team again
>"oh shit user is really great, good thing he's with us"
>go 6-4 as athena, enemy team didn't even have a tank
>other guy instantly adds me
>invite him to party because why not
>we play some arena and some more clash
>we win every game
>"holy shit user you're so good at this game"
>he keeps asking for tips about how to play and which items to build
>am actually a 1600 gs shitter and this guy thinks am a pro

>Smite patch notes
>Up less than 5 minutes after the stream ends
>Paladins patch notes
>Still not up 2 hours and 30 minutes after the stream ends

Hi-Rez??

You should get yourself checked for autism

Thing is all she does it ult and slow.

Guan Yu solo shred 30 protections and with Voidshiled that's 50 physical protections shredded.

Amaterasu can shred 30 with Stone cutter and her passive provides a 10% damage boost and Voidshield is applicable too (either one or both).

both don't shred as much but offer much more utility and use.

>plays on console
>tells others to get checked for autism

Us /r/PCMasteRace am I right? :D

tfw notice that your smite guru score has broken 2700 and now you're on a quest to get to 3k

I think you're the reddit user. Playing on consoles.

Nah /b/ro PC is where it's at. Just master race things you know? :P

>missed the patch notes
Fuck, I'll just read it on the website

>He actually plays on console

Wow can you invite me? You seem like a really cool guy

>He can't function a stick

The sad one here is you.

>conquest
>2 games played

>that Skadi mastery skin
Holy shit 10/10

>Someone has to play Conquest to have credibility

Not him, but kys Conquest shitter. I'd dumpster you 1v1

>LE X GOD IS OP NIGGAS
>I NEVER PLAY CONQUEST ONLY ARENA XDD
>ON CONSOLE

It all makes sense.

I know right, another day another win for the PC master race my epic /b/ro :D

>Not him

>It's a PCfags call other people autistic episode

I love irony and all, but the fact that more than half of you are unironically saying this, please stop. You're just as shit as them.

>Damage control

Not damage control, it's smiggen thinking they are somehow good at this game.

We're shit but if you play on PC, you're another level of shit.

>just as shit as them
wait
are they in masters as well then?!

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Jesus I think you're both from Reddit. Why don't you just go hate fuck each other!

I think it's funny that I see more and more people from PC (I can tell because of their skin transfer) have switched to console.

Lel, defend that.

I go on reddit, but I don't go on pc/masterrace or whatever the fuck it is.

>there's so few people playing on console they see the same people over and over in different queues

>Lel
Le yolo swag xD lit!

>Unironically saying your browse plebbit

You're in your jungle chillin' when this chick invades and slaps your ass.

What do?

Keep in mind she has her Qin Sais finished

Press 3 and get away because I'm playing Sol.

Thanks for all the (yous) Smiggen. I know ya'll always got me covered

What's wrong with reddit? Nobody ever tells me why it's bad.

Serious question as I'm contemplating playing this game. Are the devs good people? Do they do good business and balance things well? Are the servers good?

>Adjusted the probability players receive skins from chests.

So this basically confirms that every chest was rigged

No.

It's a F2P company, all they care about is your money.

>Balance

servers are Okay on PC most of the time.

>Are the devs good people?
For the most part

>Do they do good business and balance things well?
We call them JewRez

>Are the servers good?
Ehh, mostly.

>Are the devs good people?
We don't know them personally but they seem human, most of the time.

>Do they do good business
Everything that costs money is mostly cosmetic. You can get the god pack for a good price and you'll have everything gameplay related. Hiding the probability for the chests is a bit shady but again it's only cosmetics so not a huge deal.

>and balance things well?
No.

>Are the servers good?
Meh

God damn it. I think I hit my skill ceiling. I always do the same every game. I'm not getting any better at this point. That's not that bad because at least I do pretty good every game but it's disappointing that I'm not getting any better any more.

whoop her ass because I know how to counterpick.

Would you? Fuck off F.

I don't Bastet would approve of this image

I guarantee this bitch is a blacks only cum dump.

No, no, no, no

RACEMIXING LESBIANS OUT

WHITE IS RIGHT
WHITE IS RIGHT
WHITE IS RIGHT

Would you?

>Getting a tattoo because of a charity event for a chronic smoker

Do you still get frostbound on Fenrir late game?

What a shit tattoo, what a fucking retard

almost as bad as dm(sister got raped and murdered)brandons tattoo

...

>dm only plays extreamly one sided matches
>talks shit about HiRez and how dumb they are
>yells at teammates for simplest mistakes
I don't know Its really entertaining to watch his stream just because how ignorant he is

What sort of shit does he say?

He's the perfect example of a manchild.

Too much to list. He goes on long rants every day about all kids of shit.

Yesterday he said that HiRez is getting to corporate and he didn't want to work for them anyway. He also said that HiRez is dumb for making it hard for 3rd parties to do private tournaments in smite.
He didn't say anything offensive to ponpon but dm said that he is wrong about Susano not being OP and that ponpon was supposed to be "our guy"

Toss her on the bed and kiss her whilst penetrating her vagina as we hold hands and she uses her extra pair of hands to hug me, of course.

Pretty fucking gay.

She's going to penetrate you big boy.

Kali futa is confirmed by hirez themselves.

Seems a bit ridiculous to start shitting on HiRez after he said he the reason he left was because he felt uncomfortable that people were using him to tarnish their reputation.

I never understood how there are popular streamers who just shit on their team-mates. Its fine to acknowledge someone's bad performance, but its different to constantly shit on them.

It was nice when people started to realise how much of a cunt weak3n is.

How to build Susano?

>He also said that HiRez is dumb for making it hard for 3rd parties to do private tournaments in smite.

I can agree with that desu

max attackspeed with rage and DB.

Omega is a bigger cunt.