/dsg/ - Dark/Demon Souls General

Post rare lewds

>fighting an estoc
>they catch me with an R1 for a 2hit stunlock
>figure they'll keep mashing now that they got me
>buffer a small shield parry
>recover and parry the 3rd hit
Oh shit it actually works.
I thought they killed 3rd hit parrying? Hell I thought you couldn't do it to estocs in the first place.

da fuq is a node?

>playing on PC
heheheh

>all these summon signs

did the host give up, i can continue if so

>pccuck

Anyone got the collection of NPC faces with their sliders?

I wouldn't say so on Xbox. I still see a few signs lurking around the usual spots when I play.

Use dscm.

I wish parrying was separate from weapon arts. Somehow Farron GS got away with a WA-like move on the L1 with parrying on the L2, though...

Caestus would actually be viable as more than a joke/fun weapon if it could parry (they can remove the cheap timing for all I care) AND do Perseverance.

sex with eldritch slimes that have a girly boys corpse on top of them when?

nerd!?

What's wrong with pvp watchdog?

>there are people that actually treat the PvP in these games like a fighting game

Why do you faggots use the suffix sis, what does it even mean?

F I G H T C L U B

PC High Wall of Lothric, password dsg

come share your memes with the whole family

How many patches does it take on average for fromsoft to fix/balance out their games?

No. That was MY girly boy. I want it back.

I suppose you could keep a Caestus offhand and switch between 1H and 2H but that would get really confusing.

>Invade as an Aldrich Faithful
>Host is hiding
>Two more Faithfuls join me for hide-and-seek
>kirby_air_ride_ost_tac_challenge.mp3
>Find him disguised as a statue
>I wave, he applauds
>Then books it
>He disappears
>Literally (obscuring ring)
>Spend another 10 minutes searching for this sneaky bastard
> Find him behind a column, wave.
>No applause, he just books it this time
>Gone again
>20 minutes pass
>No sign of him
>Friends BC out
>Too proud to give up now
>I see the rotunda move
>THIS IS IT
>Meet him in Gwyn's old tomb chamber, the one that connects to Gwynevere's hidey hole
>We exchange gestures
>Finally begin duel
>It's close
>We're both one hit from death
>I'VE GOT THIS BURNING LIKE MY VEINS ARE FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT GASOLINE
>AND WITH A SPARK ITS GONNA
>He chugged

I'm mad, make no mistake, but my disappointment greatly overshadows the anger.

>Hell I thought you couldn't do it to estocs in the first place.
You can't setup parry them by blocking the first 2 hits. You've always been able to do it by actually tanking the hits though.

>Needs 100 FP for 2 casts of weapon buffs
>12 ATT = 103, 11 ATT = 98

FUCK THIS GAME DS3 IS SHIT

SHIT!

Fuck off Raiden

>Souls games
>Balanced

Will there be an artbook like there was for Bloodborne?

also where do i find some good art of DS3?

So Demon's Sperm is still the best Souls game to come out in the last few years

>tosses duel charm
:)

>low level invading
>90% (no joke) of the time sent to a host with late-game armor/weapons being led by their SL175 friend

What the fuck is the point? You're basically paying $60 for a guided tour

>faggot
I'm a lesbian.

Also sis both this and dragonsis is a female version of bro used in for example: dragonbro or swolebro. It just means the character in question is a woman.

he's better now, user. just accept it.

>mad

>faggot

DaS3 itself is pretty balanced besides straight swords and estoc spam-ability and phantom range. Even then I can usual one shot those people just by mashing parry and hornet ringing their ass. Also invasions need to be fixed. A host with 3 phantoms should be able to get invaded by 3 dudes not just two.

Do we know the AR multipliers in DaS3 yet? It feels like 1H and 2H are almost the same. Running attacks and rolling attacks seem to have really low multipliers compared to DaS.

And then there are people like you, that don't, lose constant, get super salty, and try to cover up their anal pain by pretending not to care or by posting image macros.

Am I doin' this right

...

>getting mad over Estus
>when YOU'RE FUCKING INVADING
Are you retarded?

What SL?

I'd let her pump my rump

Which is the most active SL area for Darkmoon? 25 +2?

Might make a twink

whoa there nigga, you need to fix the formatting on that, my eyes are bleeding

>Quoting Protomen
>Plausible story
You're a cool guy, user.

Never.

I want my pic related back too; Where's she at lorefags? Didn't she escape or something, or is the lifehunt flavor text talking about Yorshka?

>Dark Souls III patch notes
>Straight swords all attack 100% slower and deal 100% less damage
>Estoc now drains all your stamina when you attack once with it and deals 100% less damage
>All katanas now have a shorter hitbox than the actual weapon for their pokes
>Mid shield parrying works like DaS1
>Strength weapons no longer get super armor but instead gain poise while swinging based on your character's poise
>No longer drop a bloodstain after being summoned as a dark spirit via red sign soapstone
>Pyromancy scaling reduced
Never ever :^(

So I guess it could have been worse. Dark souls 3 is the first souls game I bought on launch so I've never experienced dark souls 1/2 in their initial state.

there is no active area
you could make a sl1 with +0 weapons and get just as much activity as a sl120 with +10, which is to say almost none

I had a dream about Dark Souls last night. I think I'll play less from now on.

she's still hidden in the painted world I guess.

Any really, but the usual range is 80-120+

>rolling and running

Depends on weapon class.

>what is a Simple shield/offhand weapon
Just Simple-infuse a caestus or a dagger or something light enough that you can equip it without affecting your encumbrance. Swap two it for like two seconds to get yourself to 50FP when you want to buff a second time.

WHERE IS

>POISE
POISE
>POISE
POISE
>POISE
POISE
>POISE
POISE

The cathedral of lethal falls is gone now, and with it the painting. Presumable she's trapped in it still.

Working as intended. :^)

>Pyromancy scaling reduced

yeah let's nerf the only magic that is usable in this game

Working as intended

I made it to the promise land.

Post 'em

Intended to be working

Invaders shouldn't drop a bloodstain in general. I can tolerate decreased health/chugs, I can even tolerate prioritized ganksquads (they're bad) but this shit just drives me up the wall.

As long as you're putting on the Prisoner's Chain as well, yes.

This man is getting SUCC OF DICK

What's your excuse?

>It's an "ara ara" Priscilla Christmas cake episode

Oh. Okay. At least she's safe, I guess.

Would've been nice if lifehunt wasn't some shit-tier cameo spell too.

I don't understand why dying as a invader makes you leave a blood stain, it's fucking annoying.
Defending covenants should be able to just use the red orb to also invade their areas.

Yes

So you want babby mode. Reminds me of pic related.

I'm impressed, well done

Stay mad, buddy :^)

Can you stop being so gay and use cool screenshots instead of shitty art?

Thanks

I'm a filthy cleric.

>Invades in Anor Londo
>Waits for host to clear out the knights
>Waves and begins fighting
>About to be killed by host because he's actually good
>Too embarrassed to chug
>Pretends to roll off the edge by accident

I didn't lose.

What SL are you guys on your highest character?

I've stopped at 80 because I'm having too much fun with pvp but I want a 120

Is it even worth it to get a bunch of end on a caster?

Feels like going from something like 100 to 116 end (which represents quite some points) wouldn't make that much difference anyway

too busy being topped by gwyndolin

>invaded a ganksquad, die
>invaded a lone host, die honorably xD
>invade a host, fall on his phantom, get stuck in falling animation, die
Is this the games way of telling me that I should go to bed or something? That last one was just pure bullshit, though.

What does POISE even do?

Only if I'm the only attendee
ara ara

Aldritch didn't eat priscilla though, so it makes sense that it wouldn't be strong or good

I don't understand END in this game. I've literally never felt the need to level it because the gains are so pathetic.

DSII here is 9.99€ for the PSTriple

is it dead?

PIZZA GIRL

DLC

This:
Poise actually works like a really weak form of AGL from DaS2 now:

reddit.com/r/darksouls3/comments/4jdwy6/dark_souls_3_poise_mechanics_im_pretty_damn_sure/

The ingame description is completely wrong, and they way it works is completely counterintuitive, but it does do something.

>itsfuckingnothing.png

Thats the regular version. Its dead as fuck. Get Scholars.

not him but I don't mind estus, it's just having to beat the opponent 10+ times in a row is really annoying after a while

i'm trying to put together a Lei-Lei/Hsien-ko cosplay
can anyone recommend a top other than maiden's? I need the poofy sleeves but it looks jarring compared to everything else I have

litteraly turned off in the game code m8

I dunno but it's working : )

Activates hyperarmour on some weapons. Ultra weapons have hyperarmour even without poise. That's it. It's literally useless.

>Get invaded while trying to fight in the FC
>dude spams Llyods and duel charms
>Dark falchion r1 spamming
>pulled out a washing pole and tried that
>Still died
>sends me this shit
It's the little things that keep you going.