/5N@F/ General

IT'S ME

>Ha ha ha... pathetic.
Shame you can't stuff clouds into stilettos.

Isn't there an eternal general on /a/ you could be shitposting in right now?

Been gone for about a month; what have I missed?

Reposting.

There's a perfectly fine archive you could go through to find the answers to that

FNAF World Update 2 was better than expected, Scott got his sense of humor back. FNAF Sister Location is being made, with voice acting, the OP image is the new bot in it, she's apparently inspired by a Harlequin Baby. The Rainbow is Jimmy Neutron.

Tired and BB came back and did some art. General shitposting here and there. Some fangame discussion here and there. Got a new voicefag and a new writefag, Static and Brickster respectively.

Ayy, it's the Big Belly Brown Bunny

picosong.com/BuyU/

Repostin'

HELLO

I don't get this meme.

>FNAF with Voice Acting

I'm honestly shocked.

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So, who wants to talk about the meaninglessness of life and how it's all a scam?

We're way past that, the next step to accepting life is meaningless is frequenting /5n@f/.

>how it's all a scam
i wouldn't say it's a scam, there's plenty of fun shit to do and all, and wonderful people to meet and the like

Life's not meaningless.

It's MAGIC.

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Bombay's humanization of her is way hotter than it should be.

Here's the short version; I don't live, I function. It's the fault of others, but really it is my own fault. Taking the easy road out is too difficult because of unending guilt of disappointing and/or upsetting others. Nothing should be taken for granted and I must appreciate everything. As long as I have ties to this world, I will continue to suffer the unending routine of a failed life plagued by misery and disappointment.

HELLO

I want to lift up this robot's bib to expose her barren chest, smear her in frosting, and glide my dick up and down her bright yellow chest until I cum all over her beakless mouth.

I feel like you should be telling this to a therapist.

And I feel like you should be telling this to nobody.

sounds like you need to talk to a professional user, i'd recommend doing that as soon as you're able to, hope things go better for you soon

>Rackham wagging his tail
>Peanut in his silly clothes
>Chichi being Chichi
Those little cute things entertain me to the point where it feels kinda unproper.

>"Damn it, Mike! There you go, getting my hopes up and shooting them to pieces."
Well, that's basically the entire story right there.

Well, I've got some choice words for you, then.

Y O U C A N ' T

Cool but that's too vague to actually give you advice on a freddy-kissing thread.

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I would be told to go speak with a close relative or friend or perhaps a therapist, when in reality I'd just be talking to myself, even in their presence, self-reflecting. It's not comforting, it's just echoing thoughts back in to me as they fail to come up with a response that I can deem functionable. I feel too smart for my own good and realise that people really don't give a shit and those that do have such little grasp on life themselves that the help they offer is impractical and insulting to me, making me wish I was drop-dead stupid enough to buy in to the bullshit being fed to people to make them feel good.

Welcome to life, now get a job

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I'm a professional user, how may i help?

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Professionals actually don't help people stuck in that mentality most of the time because they act as a sounding board when these people are too introspective already. Therapists are dumb.

shit user, i don't know what to say, other then i still think you should talk to someone, tell them all that too, they're going to know way more about this type of thing then some random user in a robotic spooky animal general on a Mongolian interpretive dance website

I'll take my chances.
There's really not many places a person can go to about this. I won't go to shitholes like /b/ or whatever where they'd just shit out the obvious, sensible answer of 'kill urself, fggt'. I guess I'm just seeking some middleground, a place I can find calm and understanding. I don't expect anything of such a result, but I come knowing or hoping that I won't get completely shat on either.

Too many people I've known growing up have thrown common sense out of the window and I find myself surrounded by stupid, meaningless decisions being made and empty-headed folks nodding their heads and clapping in excitement. It's pitiful.

You are not special. Those feelings you have are not special. Everyone feels like that all the time, they just don't talk about it on our porn board. Take it somewhere else.

I fully understand what you are saying, had the exact same mindset when I was 17, spent some time in a suicide ward when I wasn't suicidal, just found no point to life but they insisted I stay there even though they couldn't disprove the way I saw the world. I'd say it gets easier, but it doesn't.

My advice is to stop caring. Literally nothing you do or say, even if you're as intelligent as you think you are, will make an ounce of difference unless you become a doctor or engineer, and even then it won't matter once you die. So find shit you enjoy, pursue it, escapism is so big for a reason. Work just enough so you don't starve. For every second you spend thinking about how useless everyone is and how nice it'd be for the world to end, you could be jacking off to robots or playing DooM or Jacking off to DooM while playing Five Nights at Freddy's. And while the latter options won't change jack shit in life, it's a good distraction from your own thoughts.

Also avoid alcohol and drugs, shit is nice at first but ultimately they bring the thoughts you are trying to not give a shit about back to surface, isn't worth it.

Muppet Man!

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I don't smoke, drink or even think about drugs.
The problem for me is that distractions are wearing thinner as the days go by and everything starts looking more and more the same. Everything that would make people excited or hyped up, I've just grown accustomed to seeing through it - taking things with a grain of salt and expecting some bullshit to happen that dampens the whole experience. In a way this has helped to prevent further disappointment, but without an actual positive source left to look forward to, I'm left feeling the coldness of reality nip at me more and more, bringing me closer to my thoughts.

This isn't the place either. Honestly /r9k/ could probably help you feel not as alone in your suffering, or /adv/ to get some advice you may or may not be able to use. Just type shit in detail instead of all this vague feelings nonsense that nobody can help you with.

As far as this thread goes you're derailing with this stuff, so yes you deserve to get shit on for it. Use some common sense on where you post your woes.

I see it is a yandere bird celebration

How about fuck off out of the thread, shitbrains, this has nothing to do with anything.

cheeki
well then, didn't know that, never been to one
>a place i can find calm and understanding
good luck finding that m8, actually has the right idea, those two boards sound pretty good for that kind of thing

Anyone got some Phantom Chicas? Trying to expand my bird collection, and I have literally zero Phantom Chicas and only 2-3 Nightmare Chicas.

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Does this count?

What would a Rainbow blowjob even feel like? Asking for a friend.

I've been there, I've been treated as "gifted" all my life by my family, apparently I have a high IQ. That sounds fun, but all it really means is two things: a) people expect a fuckload out of you and expect you to be able to think through your problems, which is at times physiologically impossible and then get pissed at you for being a person with issues any person has, and b) you struggle with the world because - while people don't ever focus on it since it's seen as a privilege or a gift - a high IQ or any sort of higher-than-usual cognition means you have special needs and without help from pros who know how to deal, the world is immensely overwhelming. The truth is: people probably don't understand you, or how to help, even if they do care. The ultimate human question is the meaning of life, and a lot of people just act instead of thinking - if you're one of the people who can think long and hard about it, you must find that answer on your own. For me, that answer is to try to change the world into a better one by doing what I love and making myself comfortable and hoping the world will follow.

Hopefully you'll get lucky and find the small smattering of people in the world who understand and struggle with that same thing. They're extremely rare, but when you find them, they're helpful in dealing with the shitty nature of existence alongside you. Life sucks, it's all useless, we're all tiny specks doomed to exist for a mere blink of time's eye on this shitty space rock. Try to find something self-indulgent and some good friends. Make a shitty fursona and draw it fucking hot chicks. Roleplay as Ronald McDonald on Omegle. Play Skyrim for 600 hours. It doesn't fix the world, but it can help you deal with the human reality that there is not, has not, and will never be any way for anyone to have control over life.

I hope you feel better, however you find a way to.

Tell your friend he's a loser

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I wanna taste the rainbow.

>this thread right now

I suppose the Chica-posting has been a grace for me for the moment. A lot of what I see posted on here whether it's drawfags or just reposts of art from elsewhere is aesthetically pleasing moreso than a lot of other places wherein the artwork is typically samey. I guess that the deal with characters being animatronics brings in a dynamic you can't particularly find elsewhere, which offers up a greater expanse of variety as to what you can see brought on here.

>Roleplay as Ronald McDonald on Omegle
holy shit
Anyway, thank you. It means a lot to me.

picosong.com/Bjrf - bunnie
picosong.com/BjH6 - poopit
picosong.com/BjaS - balloon boy?

I know, my user senses are screaming to call him a faggot, but dammit we all have rough nights, and I get the feeling this is the only place he feels he has to vent or say this shit, even if it's stuff half of us already know and experience every day. Sometimes a drag back to reality is good even if it throws the thread off kilter a bit. Plus it's an excuse to dump Toy Chica.

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It's cringe-inducingly bad.
Please stop and find something else besides youtube videos for inspiration.

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Toy Chica and regular Chica are both good in my book, but whoever keeps posting these shitty SFM/GMod screenshots needs to stop.

chica a shit

>poo pit

I'm also not a huge fan of gmod. I'm not sure why, but even when someone puts a lot of work into it and I know they did, it always looks cheap to me. Don't mind Gmodfag though, he's at least got the sense of humor to make his stuff likable in terms of getting a chuckle.

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You mean you don't know who it is by now?

It's not bad, most likely just needs some lines to read and he'd be fine.

You based Puppet on HIM, didn't you?

Hmmm

FHF? Lovecraftanon? Jim?

I generally like Gmod stuff when it's done well. Framing and lighting are a real skill and it bothers me that a few people try to use it as a fast-track for becoming an OCfag.
Also I actually think the nsfw Toy Chica Gmod model is hot as hell, and it disappoints me that there's not really any good lewds of it.

ACE. More FNAF ASMR when?

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back off??

What's up with her bottom beak?
That doesn't look right at all.

i'm going to say her nose is basically the beak

Ace, if you're there, I can't seem to find where I saved the picture with your voice effects settings and Mixcraft doesn't seem to have it saved as a custom anymore for some reason. Would like your help.

No user, he's talking about Fansmut's retarded friend.

Just out of curiosity, does anyone know who drew this?

Here you go friendo.

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Sorry, can't help you.
I feel like I should know this though; that looks really familiar.

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The muzzle is all wrong. Makes her look rat-like.

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I believe It was some tumblr from a few years back, I'm pretty sure it shut down.

pastebin.com/Ysgm3qM6

Reposting new NM chapter for new thread.

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Let's give the toothy milf bird a short break.

Why does almost every artiest make Bonnie flat and give Chica mega tits?
You guys don't all have to copy Snax you know.

Mind sharing the link to the story this is related to i cant seem to find it.