Guild Wars 2 General - /gw2g/

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post your favorite "fem"sura

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You too. You're really awesome when you're not being a bully.

I approve of this message, now buckle up you're about to get bullied.

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you are worst rat. you are the rat idiot you are the rat smell. return to caves. to our cave cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,rata sum we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole rat stink rata sum sqhipere shqipare..rat genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead rat..ahahahahahRATA SUM WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ascalon .rata sum we kill the king , rata sum return to your precious cave….hahahahaha idiot rat and rata sum smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE RAT FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. ascalon+kryta+orr+cantha=kill rat…you will ascalon/grast alive in rata sum, grast making commissar of kryta . fast rap grast ascalon. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of grast… you are ppoor stink rat… you live in a floating turd hahahaha, you live in a rock grast alive numbr one #1 in ascalon ….fuck the rats ,..FUCKk ashol rats no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. grast aliv and real strong wizard kill all the rat golem with dredge magic now we the krytans rule .ape of the zoo presidant zojja fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and rata sum wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. kryta greattst countrey

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Stop posting this troll list, there's only 2 actual Veeky Forums guilds at the moment in the OP.

anna maydottir?

*kills vuncia*
nah just bants

anna maydottir has gone through over 300 confirmed replastic surgeries there is absolutely no way that she would look that normal anymore

post oothier

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now take off pants and cry like a good slut for us

its so cold without pants on :'( *cries

no, leave her alone you harlot

Post cute male human sons

not slutty enough

its so cold without pants on~ n///n *cries lewdly

i think ur making me give myself cancer

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no slutty pic...?

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nice reddit meme

reddid draws my character?

was her eye poked out by some barb?

no, scratched out by a sylvari

Was it scratched out by Dros?

yea, he needed to trade it so he could get his red eyes

Which HOPE charr scratch her brown eye?

:c

aren't all our charr gay as hell?

I can't namedrop him, but he was really good, I don't think he plays anymore

>whole team stands in DH traps
>lose game

every single game, can't wait until I get to the upper divisions

tfw I'm not the only one with gay-ass headcanons about their own characters

who are the best erpers in this general?

isn't dros like the only one

>tfw watching a DH drop all his traps at once
>I'm a D/F tempest
>run in, pop OB and dance around in his traps

I love me some retarded DHs. It's the smart meditrappers you have to watch out for.

there are better writers, but dros is the only one that's a slut

give me the ERP

I only erp outside of gw2.

I'm a slow typer so forum rp is the only way for me.

give me the rat

Faeeq gkick when?

rat milking machine when

Guess who

fuck off vae

I stopped playing my guardian because it had this face and I was too poor to change it

Literal sparklecat gayboi

When and why did silk become worthless?

Your mom salvaged one of her dresses and ruined the market.

peace treaty with the spider queen

in wvw, does anybody else keep getting like teleported into the sky and then back to ground and the world seems like its reloading/refreshing?

its fucking weird

It's a desync bug. I got it in fractals once. Usually fixes itself if you restart your client.

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Wrong

It's a good face

Warmer

It's a good face but it's associated with faggots. I don't want to be associated with faggots even though I am one.

Apologize.

Too bad faggot you're stuck being associated with us other faggots forever.

she's asking for it...

valeosus sounds like something id find on PubMed

his fur is like a sock sodden in runny mud, spotted like the black mold cultivating in my bathroom

pls delete

nah just banter

You should clean your bathroom. Could make you sick left like that.

I don't ERP in GW2 anymore. I ERP in other MMO's now.

gkick florburz

No.

Finally. The journey is 3/4 complete. Well more like 1/4 complete. But now I can worry less about spiritwood and more about condensed gifts and amalgamated gemstones.

You better fucking apologize right the fuck now.

:)

Nice blog. Subscribed and favorited

>crafting the worst of the new legends
>even dildo rod is better

>that wink
You're a cheeky cunt Vae.

vae what kind of body wash do you use i want to put some on my body pillow

The cheekiest.

This shit right here family. Might make a mess of your pillow tho.

Reminder to be pure and chivalrous, anons.

Fag. Use old spice or irish spring and be a real man

I bet his ass is really soft though. Just like my pillow.

let the man just be himself, if he wants to use dove then he'll use dove

>gae body pillow
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I need this

I don't like my men smelling girly or soft. I want a rough and rugged man who smells like a nice dank and musky alpha male

Those slut pants and boots are the least pure attire.

And they're all flooded with erpers and furries. I wish those two fandoms could be banned or something, they spill over from /gif/ into the good generals and boards way too often.

I like Roman debauchery as much as the next guy, but... There's a reason why they didn't embrace it 24/7. Empire woulda collapsed before Caesar if that was the case.

There was one night where I guess I used too much of that, and it leeched into my red pillow. It looked almost like artwork, but the pillow itself was dissolving so I had to toss it.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooons

i'm glad we at least have the furfags to keep our resident pedophiles in check, unlike /terag/, what a fucking atrocity that general is.

But wreaths and moderately-sized shoulders are super pure.

You're welcome

gae?

the correct voting choice

I WANT TO FUCKING AN ELIN A LYN BOI AND A FEMSURA IN THE BUTT

i dont get it