>Play like shit as a support >Every time I make a play it's only to save AM, I fail every other time >AM then farms like a fucking demon >Carries my heavy ass to victory >Tip him because I'm an american
Ethan Walker
I declare this thread a Sheever thread
Ethan Wilson
>le cut down 20,000,000,000 trees >we are about 0.5% done gg volvo
Jackson Bennett
local obese man thefts images
Tyler Gonzalez
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Lucas Barnes
This nigga just put a hit squad on aussies going to manila major. You've been warned.
Jackson Diaz
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Jaxon Murphy
Grand Mufti Tybalt >Ranged Intelligence >0.28 cast animation
Q: Super Blink >Moves 1200 range and disjoints projectiles >7/5/3/1 cooldown
W: Cleansing >Removes all debuffs from self and restores minor HP >13/9/5/1 cooldown
E: Font of Intellect >Passive >Restores mana for self and allies >Gives +35/65/95/125 mana regeneration in 900 aoe, effect is doubled on self for +70/130/190/250 mana per second
R: Divine Storm >Active / Toggle >While active, all enemies in 2500 range that the Mufti has sight of suffer colossal damage per second >Deals 100 / 175 / 275 damage per second >180 activation cost, drains 80 / 185 / 375 mana per second
Will Valve ever take a strong stance against racism in dota?
Julian Diaz
autism
Dominic Flores
What happened in Hearthstone? Context?
Xavier Taylor
>tfw mom bought me my battle pass today >tfw I didn't even need to spend any gbp
Easton Williams
>lame as a nigger's babby
Logan Cook
You have just been gifted the Ult of the last hero you played.
You must use this power for the sole purpose of achieving sex.
How well do you fare?
Jordan Kelly
Ohayou! :3
Caleb Morgan
>almost 900 games on one hero >barely 50% win rate
Why are autistic kids so bad at this game ?
Ryder Hall
Enigma
Liam Hughes
nth for dead custom game scene
Jacob Ross
I can immediantly kill people who are very weak. I'd better not enter a hospital.
Henry Barnes
or against pro players using c word on twitter
Michael James
>reverse polarity idk you tell me m8
Ayden Watson
Why did you post a picture of my room?
Puppey is that you?
Liam Perry
They could solve racism by implementing region lock unless you're queued with someone from that region, but since most of their playerbase is in the third world and plays on NA/EU servers they won't.
Black player on stream, twitch chat spam involving racial slurs and jokes.
Luis Brooks
Twitch chat spamming nigger shit That's literally it
Isaiah Hernandez
a black guy did well in a tournament and twitch chat was racist
Colton Jones
Kissuuuuuuuu!~ >v
Luis Allen
>omnislash I guess I have the ability alternate between the holes at lightning speed.
Nolan Bailey
>omnislash bitches love samurai
Camden Rodriguez
why do I see people running around with tomes of knowledge? to level up and surprise an enemy?
Nathan Campbell
whos the qt
Brayden Turner
Get out jug pickres REEEEEEEEEEE
Michael Bell
>chronosphere LMAO
Logan Hernandez
>Finger of Death
You tell me.
Nolan King
DELETE THIS
William Walker
thanks
notable overweight person is purloining large ammounts of money
Josiah Reyes
best offlaners against am please help
Alexander Jones
>Hate slark with all my guts >The new patch comes >Ability to ban heroes before picking in ranked all pick >Slark always banned along with invoker, alche and legion
DOTARDS?
Henry Cook
...
Aiden Foster
Bristle :^)
Ethan Morgan
>Warpath Shit, I don't know
Jack Davis
Rearm
im gonna make it big in the porn scene arent i gonna put hundreds of men out of business
Grayson Kelly
Terrorblade
Mason Murphy
>support and ward for your stack regularly >decide you want to play carry one game >everyone picks meme heroes and generally clowns around all game into a fast loss
Christopher Sullivan
>wake up >sing streaming
Sebastian Campbell
>Moonlight Shadow
We hollow man now
Nathan Gutierrez
OUR JEW HAS DONE IT
Thomas Walker
Anyone actualy figured out the new ranked? Instead of banning op shit, I just ban the counters. I ban AA everygame and then I firstpick Alch. So far I am on a winning streak
Logan Anderson
>jug pickers Nigger what? How is that a picker hero? He hasn't been good since the stats/mom build went out of fashion.
Jaxson Rogers
Should I spam Slark or Sven to reach 4k /d2g/
t. 3.1k
Eli Jackson
black guy appears on stream twtich spams TriHard
Evan Brooks
Slark
Tyler Allen
Ok, I'm sick and fucking tired of this shit.
HOW DO YOU BEAT LIFESTEALER???
Jayden Hughes
Slark is the safer bet.
Climbing with Sven sounds horrible.
Levi Reyes
You don't, unless he's a retard. He's totally overloaded right now.
Andrew Perez
first tell me how to play him because im awful
Nathan Foster
Pick Oracle
Disarm him or purge your ally every time he uses Open Wounds.
Andrew Anderson
How the fuck would turning into a wolf get me a woman? Twilightcucks doesn't apply
Carson Hall
lane, phase boots, armlet, sny
Levi Williams
furfags That one porn star who fucks dogs and announces it publicly because it's legal where she lives.
Jack Kelly
>pick offlane slardar immediately >4stack on my team decides to pick 4 cores and flame me for not being support epic US east unranked pubs time to chargeback valve for the battle pass i bought
Alexander Moore
Force staff. Ghost scepter. BKB piercing disables. Glimmer Capes. Any good AGI carry. In general don't be retarded and feed him.
Hudson Thomas
You can just rape her and run the fuck away really fast I guess?
Nathaniel Turner
>lifestealer >op lol what why
Grayson Rogers
>gets arrested while turning into a fucking dog
Kevin Powell
They gave him a shit-ton of str and buffed armlet (yeah, that 2k item that gives 6k-worth of stats) in the same breath. Only effective way to outcarry him is with high mobility heroes.
Nathaniel Thompson
Reminder that wageslaves are the only ones who are getting cucked by capitalism. Their bosses extract the surplus of what the labour power of the wageslave creates as profit for themselves while NEETs can do whatever they want all day like watch Dota or play Dota.
Opt out of capitalism today and become a NEET for your enjoyment and so that Dota 2 doesn't die.
Dominic Garcia
So how many of you cunts have/will buy the battle pass?
I just noticed the first immortal 2 is all the way at level 98...Why is valve so jewish?
Angel Campbell
i already have a lvl 125 battle pass fammo
Noah Peterson
I have a level 250 compendium. Ask me anything.
Lucas Hall
Are you developmentally challenged?
Easton Gutierrez
so neets endorse communism lmbo at your collective asses
pics or never happened
Thomas Gomez
I had a few months where I wasn't working or in school and I felt bored enough to die. Sure in principle you have free time to "do whatever you want" but that NEET life is nothing but laziness and egotism.
Couldn't you just work for yourself or does that require too much brainpower?
Jace Moore
you get one of each treasure at level 1 and every 30 levels so at level 100 youd have 5 II treasures
Ryder James
Surely you guys bought levels r-right? How is level progression? Is it as jewish as Valve?
Robert Thompson
If you dont work how do you afford things?
Nolan White
There is no "working for yourself" in capitalism, sadly.
Isaiah Moore
they fixed the crucible jewel chest yet?
Benjamin Jackson
nah I just have money.
Sure.
I even had a level 1000 compendium last year. I imagine I'll get a level 1000 this year too sometime later.
Gabriel Edwards
some guy on reddit did the math, if you NEET no-lifed the compendium stuff you'll get like level 90 max
Ryan Allen
there is it is just way more riskier in general
Blake Perry
Living like bourgeois scum on welfare.
Cameron Sanders
if you bet at least 250 and finish a quest you level up once its easier to just buy a level 50 compendium and spend another 30$ to boost to 127 and level once for the most possible rewards also cheaper than buying a level one and boosting to the same level
Nicholas Howard
slark
David Russell
this
bought the lvl 50 and 3 sets of 2400 points, unless the tier 2 and 3 immortals are REALLY good i'm not gonna spend any more goybucks on it
Grayson Morgan
>Go gank Tresdin while she's farming >See this wat do
Anthony Ward
Reminder that this is gayer than traps.
Liam Torres
tresdin is black shitlord
Robert Morales
I give her the hurricane pike, if you catch my drift.
Wyatt Moore
>play unranked to relax after losing in ranked >played unranked so much every game is in very high bracket >get my ass dumpstered constantly now >actually have to play ranked to relax now
I hate this fucking game
Aaron Cook
THE SEASONAL MMR DREAM HAS FINALLY COME TRUE
Isaiah Watson
HOW TO FIX SHITANIC IN 6.88 >Life stolen from enemy heroes is subtracted from their maximum HP and added to yours for 25 seconds
Jackson Lewis
>playing unranked at all
Zozzle top
Christian Nguyen
>blue eyes >black
Adrian Walker
>not using unranked to tank mandatory lose streaks
