One month from here I, Kraut-kun, will be in the top 5 leaderboards of Crimzon Clover, Arcade, original, Type I.
Mark my words.
Ethan Russell
I thought we were gonna talk about giant robotic fish instead of germany.
Aaron Watson
What are you currently working on? I still try to get that 2-all in R-Type. The 1-all I already have, but the second loop can get really difficult.
William Watson
>there are currently 10 members in game >not a single one plays a shmup >only one shmupping is kraut-kun
Eli Long
I'm trying to beat Darius Gaiden, but every time I try a new route I find something that just rekts me.
I'm looking at you hungry glutton.
Carson Anderson
final boss is my favorite euroshmup
Zachary Miller
Undertale is best shmup
Tyler Diaz
How is it an euroshmup again
Hudson Cox
its a m*me you dip
Mason Anderson
Mostly Judgement Silversword since it's JSS week, but I decided to play some Buttrider since a friend wanted to see it.
I don't have MAME running through Steam, dufe.
Grayson Campbell
2-all in final boss
Isaac Richardson
I was streaming Doom. The original Doom. Who doesn't like Doom?
But no yeah I am gonna have to do another Deathsmiles stream sometime within the next few days. Seems to be my normal trend.
Ian Scott
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Colton Campbell
I want Aoi Yuuki to watch me play Dodonpachi Saidaioujou Expert in an arcadia certified arcade when I've just reached a Type C world record score and fulfilled the requirements to fight Hibachi. Then she would restrain me and step on me while saying condescending things to me in her Inbachi voice, forcing me to watch as my lives are disappearing one by one, until she finally says 「死ぬがよい。」 as my last life disappears. At this point the arcade operator notices what's going on and the high score on the leaderboard, with 5-陽 below it. The last words I hear before passing out are "gomen howaito piggu clear takes priority over score wwwww"
John Sanchez
Kolibiri is my favorite shmup
Adrian Morris
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Levi Roberts
I want whatever shit IKD was on when he decided to put that attack in the game then leave it there saying 'yeah, this is completely reasonable to expect of a human being'.
Luis Williams
cave knew it was going to be their last game, they put an impossible troll boss in on purpose
IKD always gets the last laugh
Noah Sanders
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Brayden Sanders
>I play shmups for survival not for score!
Nigga why would you do that? Like, it's the same of saying
>yeah I love football but I don't try to score, I just mindlessly run around the field >yeah I like to drive, my automatic car is awesome! >yeah I fuck bitches but I don't cum inside them, in fact I just rub the tip of my dick around their vaginas
Alexander Campbell
So what you're saying is that it's akin to >yeah I bought this PCB but I can't actually play the game worth a shit
Luke Jenkins
Mostly working on Crimzon Clover. Yeah, I'm the guy last thread who was bitching about the Crimson Heart and how tough as fuck it is.
Adrian Edwards
i play for fun
Oliver Campbell
Everyone should enjoy THESE GAMES however they see fit.
Grayson Anderson
There is literally nothing wrong with driving automatic Also I just like to play a bunch of different games, haven't found one I really care enough about to score in
Alexander Fisher
I hope you find her someday
Jaxon Powell
What do you like about it?
Levi Thomas
Honestly I was half memeing when I posted that but I really like the music and setting/atmosphere
Dominic Garcia
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Juan Murphy
>There is literally nothing wrong with driving automatic
Bentley Russell
Bump
Jose Thomas
Another bump
Hudson Thomas
baing this autistic
Jason Wood
Can Eschatos week be soon? I like it much more then JSS.
Luke Sullivan
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Asher Green
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Charles King
3
Dylan Cox
>not Type II lol what a gay
Andrew Turner
false flag
what are the top 5 scores?
Henry Mitchell
>danmaku garbage
Jason Thomas
>One month from here I, Kraut-kun, will be in the top 5 leaderboards of Crimzon Clover, Arcade, original, Type I. >Mark my words. Shame it'll take you 300x more hours to do it than everyone else. Degenerate German cunt go be a real german and put your hijab on.
Christopher Harris
It's the closest he'll ever get to controlling a bird.
Carson Wright
Shump!
Angel Rivera
It techinically already happened but let's just say it may get an EXTEND soon
Gabriel Brown
I wish I could play JSS on my actual WonderSwan. Too bad it's FUCKING $730 RIGHT NOW
Dylan Brown
when's 2hu week?
Jaxon Sullivan
shump thrad
Owen Baker
why haven't you taken up Brazilian jiu-jitsu, shmupg?
Daniel Lee
Have to book my tutors first
Jordan Davis
Feelings on Turbo controllers for games that don't natively have turbo?
Camden Anderson
for context, the fastest way to do damage in JSS is to hold the front fire button while tapping the spread shot. It's KILLING my arm, but I've seen a huge score increase since using it.
Carter Jenkins
I feel you should play games that are less kuso
Brayden Thompson
OH, cool. I can dump JSS webms again.
Zachary Watson
Use autofire with a keymapper instead of destroying your arm. It can happen for real instead of just feeling bad.
There are games like Blazing Star where your shot actually becomes a stronger version if you mash really fast which is... why
Jacob Taylor
I use a TE, meaning I can finally use that Turbo function that I've literally never used before! sweet.
Jack Martin
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Eli Lewis
Yeah Eschatos even steals some of the music from JSS. Why weren't they sued?
Levi Stewart
SHOOT WHAT?
Easton Young
Assign wide shot to a shoulder button
Jack Morales
Good tip though
Isaiah Gray
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Joseph Cooper
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Andrew Mitchell
Bump
Caleb Taylor
Hibachi called, she wants her makeup kit back.
John Robinson
# >tfw eschatos is so ded scoreboards haven't been updated since the original hard wr
Colton Brown
Scoring well in Crimzon Clover is really difficult. It's so unintuitive that always have to stp shooting to kill enemies with your lock-on instead of the shot.
Jeremiah Johnson
Died on Stage 20 again High score though
Brayden Thompson
Got to 24 this time The mirror boss is easy once you get the pattern down
>it's a "I play shmups using bombs, savestates and/or autofire" episode
Zachary Sanders
Stop posting this nigger
Joseph Brooks
>it's a "I play shmups using my hands" episode
Zachary Campbell
Steamgifts doesn't know this game so here have a free steamkey for Shiplord. ZW5LG-GYXVH-HNZ FA
Angel Wright
I got into shmups so I could play Touhou EX stages but keep on playing arcade shmups instead.
Blake Roberts
Very smart of me to post my video just before the thread died. youtu.be/mB1xLvEpZRY
Jeremiah Brown
I really hate it when you've gotten gud at a certain level while practicing but when you play through the game, you still end up losing a lot of lives at that level.
John Thomas
>that fucker just flies in and DESTROYS A FUCKING SKYSCRAPER >when you defeat he literally turns himself into sashimi (which I've always wanted btw) >storm causer is best palette swap
Brandon Richardson
>>?
Nathaniel Ramirez
I'd like to think that Storm Causer was the same first boss coming back for revenge with a major upgrade.
Sebastian Evans
Congrats!
>tfw have no cheering pictures in my /c/ folder that are relevant to the general.
Grayson White
all anime is relevant to this general
Kayden Morales
>Roll >anime I mean, I guess in the way that Touhou is animu
Oliver Lee
I hate it when practice but still never get good, because the skill ceiling of the game is just too high.
Oliver Cook
Ok people - the final boss of R-Type, what the fuck?
Every single replay I've ever seen the player never moves and just button mashes / holds autofire.
But when I do this, every now and then one of those green goons comes at me from the wrong angle and wrecks my shit.
Is there something I'm not doing right (not buttonmashing fast enough, not being in the exact right safe spot) or does this fight rely on sheer luck?
Lucas Anderson
You need two bits for the boss fight. This means you basically have to no-miss the later levels.
Asher Baker
still only works about 4 out of 5 times
Eli Rodriguez
Then you must do something wrong. You just have to sit a little bit under the middle of the screen on the left, wait till the boss opens his tentacles, then shoot your force pod in it, and just keep firing. That should do it. This always works
Justin Robinson
Of course you have to fire fast enough, otherwise the boss shoots a green ball at you after some time.
Elijah Martin
might be that I'm not buttonmashing fast enough, I'm bad at it and tired from the whole previous run
I'm in the spot you mentioned, the one everyone uses.
Camden Cooper
Yea, you have to fire pretty fast. Otherwise these goblins can reach you, and the 4th or 5th ball the boss shoots will hit you.
Elijah Williams
nice art btw, where are you getting it?
Carson Young
Pixiv has a lot of nice shmup fan art, especially R-Type.