/utg/ - Undertale General

Does anyone have that picture of Sans as Josuke?

Good night /utg/. I hope you have a pleasant day.

Goodnight, user!

I can feel his jogboy cut off brush against my bottom. He then thrusts against me in a rush of passion. "Undyne showed me this" he Cackled as his scarf tightened around my throat. "I haven't felt a rush like this since tem flakes and This beats that 10 fold!" I thought to myself as the sweet bliss of life became distant. It goes on for hours, back and forth, up and down. We did it everywhere and on everything, true love and lust have never been this strong. As he slows down he pants, leans in and whispers "spaget" and unleashes a sticky, smooth, comforting warmth across my chest. I can only muster the word "daddy".

toriel

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What did the original look like?

You called

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I think she had a nose or something. I don't remember.

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YEAH AND YOU NEVER ANSWER YOU PHONE! JESUS!

Best Gote Worshipping

"Asriel you rat!

How could you bite your own father in the arm!"

Don't.

why do you have to be like that, /utg/

Not now, son.
Why does toriel look like an alien from lilo & stitch?

Eh, don't worry. There's not enough worshipers around right now to start the crazy train.

I dunno, something called 'meta reasoning' kept blocking my reception. It's the same reason I could follow you. Weird.

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Didn't you bring this up before? I don't know, that's just what the artist felt like drawing.

these are real mom hours

you best back off

Yeah, I did. It's just weird seeing toriel drawn that way.

He draws chibi Asgore normal and then goes ahead and makes Toriel look like the possums I run over every morning.

Asgore has the worst kids!

This moment in the game, this face she was making was the moment I decided she's a good person and won't harm me. Before that I was pretty skeptical.

He's got these two.

Chara is just a bad influence. Blame Chara's last parents.

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xth for flowey

No I was skeptical all the way to the home because I found this demo on Veeky Forums and I thought she was going to Hansel and Gretel me, there was no way in hell she was legit.
THIS moment folded me however.

frisk has a blind spot now

Jesus my sides.

There you are. I was beginning to worry.

I only just woke up

go back to bed

>that chara
I'm sorry, but can we just.

The part where Toriel made some sick DJ scratching on Frisks head?

why

The lack of a nose disturbs me.

I was never skeptical of her.
If she wanted me dead she would've let flowey do the job.

for some reason I was entirely unattached to toriel beyond like

minor amicability

when I accidentally the entire monster in my first fight against her, though, that fucked me up

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She was sympathetic to Frisk for not being able to use fire magic so she taught Frisk how to use static electricity magic. Very heartwarming.

Here you go

sure thing senpai, let me just crack open mspaint and chuck my mouse into FPS GAMIN mode for the extra high dpi speed

I want to go to that wedding and seduce the officiant

I want to go to that wedding and give Chara the chocolate they deserve and then romance them

Hi /utg/!
You look really pretty today.
You actually look pretty all the time for some reason. What's your secret?

Doses of thicc

a diet composed almost entirely off of shoplifted junk food

I want to go to that wedding and get free monster food

Maybe I'm just naturally a cutie patootie OR MAYBE I'M NOT PRETTY AT ALL.

I was suspicious of her intentions in the beginning, Not so much that she wanted to kill me, but well, I'm not so sure. Point is through my time with her, all she wanted to do is provide her motherly love to the child. It was probably all she thought she was able to do anymore. It cut deeper when I learned she was also the Queen, a bright one. To think how far she had fallen.

It makes me a little down thinking about it. I really hope she sought counseling sometime afterward leaving the surface, if not through a professional, her friends.

>Undyne with a nose.
>None of the red above her eyes.
It's fugged.

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>>None of the red above her eyes.
Isn't that just makeup?

I'm sure you are, user!
Remember, not believing in yourself makes your body language less attractive.

Probably.
But it would make it look a bit more like Undyne.

Skeleton ecto uvula?! Really?!?

I'm so fucking done

There's something about that Frisk I like. Maybe it's laziness.

>not believing in yourself makes your body language less attractive
Maybe that's why I'm so ugly, ha ha. This one time at school we had a worsheet about ourselves, and at the bit that said "Would you like to change anything about yourself?" I wrote "More confidence". The teacher read it out loud and laughed. To this day I don't know why.

Perfect.

>Underswap Fishbones is now a thing
This is nice.

I think they laughed because it was adorable.

faster...

frisk is the best undertale

Damn son. Only someone who has dedicated a lifetime to MS paint could achieve something this great.

it
sort of works?

you stack alphys and sans's theoretical relationship onto papyrus and undyne's chummery and you get something interesting

>that pic
gonna need more pics of pj-tori. that shit's adorable

Is it now worship hours?

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No. Wait a few more days.

No.
It's Frisk hours.

What the fuck user that's not adorable at all. Lack of confidence is why my life is so direction-less and off track. I knew it just as well then as I know it now.

But then Frisk will be on /r9k/ making
>tfw balding at age 8
threads

to me, mspaint is more that just some basic image editing tool preinstalled with windows

it's the granite into which i carve my masterpieces

no, but i'll post a big goat 4 u

Well, sorry then.
I just thought it was cute.

Only on Fridays.

I will proceed to post some Frisks.

How bad does the human smell

Probably pretty fucking bad since they not only haven't showered, they surfed through a literal garbage dump.

Well I gotta keep myself in shape for cute anons like you.

yeah well, American studies also show that people think they're approximetely 13% better looking than they actually are according to other people.

They probably laughed because it was cute and an dmirable goal. Probably didn't think it through

He smells like ching chong wok.

Why not both?

literally death

I spent way too long trying to figure out what TEEL ALL UN meant.

Because Frisk.
That's why.

it's not worship hours but i can post a lil az before bed

I'm sorry too, I know you didn't mean anything bad by it. I just don't see how not being able to make choices for oneself is cute.

Depends on which bit of the game.
>Okay up until Snowdin, since they have to roll in the dirt to get past the married dogs
>Better after meeting Woshua
>Sweaty after going through Hotland
>Air currents blows the sweat off and they're okay again I don't know

I threw the stick at all the dogs I was sick of encounters