/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

Thats arc warden though
thats puck though
that's lone druid though
thats jakiro though

Post Compendium predictions.

no thanks lad, i like my fps right where it is

Guys ever since the latest big patch that they removed the option to change the autocast key. I know the majority of people use ALT+Q/ALT+W/etc but I don't see why they would disable this option to choose by ourselves. Is there any way to change that hotkey?

About the goypendium, what is the leveling like this year? I only really care about getting it to 125, am I able to do this without shilling out millions for levels?
Or is it like last year where you could only get to like 30 without dropping dosh on it.

>tfw don't want to calibrate international ranked because i don't know my hidden mmr range
I wish there was a way to check this shit reliably

...

>4 weeks = month
????
Enjoy paying for free pixels that are already in your client then.
I´ll enjoy my free river vials and , winter map , immortal garden map ,beta models and arcanas :^)

you can but it's not easy
every quest + achievement (minus the treasure ones) + weekly/daily challenges are 59 levels
you have to get the rest through wagering, lina's fireballs, and predictions

Are you counting only f2p achievements? There is an achievement to gift a battle pass

They're all still in the game files?

Everything is in the game files , famicom.
See that dota_coloseum? thats your 115 dollar map.

In this picture: the Power of The White Man

I put ketchup on my pizza
Like... a lot
AND I eat it with a fork

dotards?

(You)

i dont get it
you replied to me and then typed in (you)
why did you give me two yous

DELETE
THIS

so you just rename it to dota to receive free VAC ban?

dotabuff.com/matches/2372339238

You lied to me d2g, this was supposed to be 'white man queue", not 2 retards ruining your game one. I was ember.

2.9 k now, can I calibrate to around 3.5k with this kind of gpm and kda? I heard thouse are more important than actual wining in calibration.

I would pay a fucking ton of money for a Bulldog Announcer Pack. I never get Rampages, but listening to him moaning and yelling "OH MY DONGER" would beat Rick's "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" ez anytime of the day for me. Can't believe i never imagined that being possible before.

Let us all hope the actual Lebanese poster was on that crashed plane

>he fell for the compendium meme
Serves you right nigger.

It's the American. Lebanon is American. That's why he loves eg. Lebabon made that thread and you call him ameribro?

>people still don't get how calibration works
when you play your first calibration game it starts you off based on your hidden/unranked mmr. you then get a separate mmr score which increases based on kda and gpm, which i don't think matters if you lose. your final mmr will be somewhere between the calibration mmr and your hidden mmr, and I don't think it takes your regular ranked mmr into account

Gibs me dat
Guide pls.

ive used it for 3 years of pretty much everyday play on countless accounts.

do you think valve is waiting to ban me for some reason?

YEE GALLY

Wait, do you still play the game?

Lmao.

Sounds exactly just as retarded as expected from Valve. Imagine playing supports in your calibration games.
Why is nobody boycotting this horrible mmr system yet? We managed to get diretide when we got loud.

stfu gypsy

Is this year's compendium noticeably more jewish than it has been in the past?

t. Mad goy cucked by his own hats

because it just works my dude

when is ti6 compendium abuse coming to a store near you.

GUYS JUST MOD UR GAME I PROMISE YOU WONT GET VAC BANNED LMAO

I AM A COMPLETELY TRUSTWORTHY user WHO PROVIDES PROPER CITATIONS FOR ALL THE THINGS I SAY

VALVE ARE NICE GUYS AND ARE TOTALLY LETTING YOU HAVE ALL THOSE NICE ITEMS FOR FREE

VAC BANS DEFINITELY DON'T COME IN RANDOM WAVES OVER UNKNOWN AMOUNTS OF TIME

Have you heard of gamification? Its applying jewish science.

>mute everyone at the start of the game
>take off headphones so I don't have to listen to the pings
>start winning left and right

>mfw dota is a team game

yes
>betting dogshit
>random what-the-fuck-lina game
>do more shit ("achievements" "quests") for more good goy points

Thank you, gonna continue ember mid then.

Guess who I was playing when I calibrated to 2k. I could have just spammed Zeus at that time for ez 3k.

t. mad goy who spent hundreds on compendium

t. valve employee who can't figure out how to ban hat pirates

theres a console command that you can use to silence pings
I don't know it offhand, though. Sorry.

>works
Ye, people get an mmr number. Great system. Works/10.
The only way it works is in rewarding people who feel like grinding through all the flaws. Ive got friends with team mmr 1k higher and 1k lower than me. Matchmaking with either is the same, people are worse than at my mmr. Funnily enough the 1k higher mmr people are 10x more likely to afk farm and never tp anywhere.

I should probably add that I'm not totally sure about win/loss, all i know is that losing games even if you do well won't automatically put you in a shit mmr. I know people who lose the majority of their calibration games and still get into HS/VHS.

i'm pretty sure the game will take into account what type of hero you're playing when it looks at stats. you can still get good mmr playing support if you don't die/have high healing total/buy a lot of wards

This is actually a concern since Valvebro comes here. He better not jew out and tell Gaben about this.

I played like half of my calibration games as meepo, ended in 3.7k. Didn't understand why until now.

i think you tend to get a lot of ultra shit players at certain mmrs because of account buyers
4k and 5k seem to have the most because of shitters who think their 2k-3k team holds them back

Thats why im not flat out telling you how to mod your shit.
If you shitters didn´t browse reddit , this would be a nicer place.
not really desu

profiles/76561198121966422

random pinoy player trying to fish out my fb like im a retard. Btw the scam is, they add you get some random fucking girl to talk to you and "convince " you to give them items because you're a beta fuck.

>I'm sure
Pure faith in Valve, eh? If that's how calibration works, why doesn't all mmr work that way?

I don't want all those items for free, I just fucking want Vanilla Dota with ZERO fucking hats on plus Skeleton King back.
Is that too much to ask?

Don't forget
>Community challenge is literally impossible to clear

Forced 50 is a thing

he looks wrong now

t. mad goycuck who his wasted money on pixels he can get for free

What hero has the most annoying laugh dotards?
I need to know the answer so i can spam allchat /laugh all game

Yes. They want the rest of us. This is a high level sting

>tfw Veeky Forums reject my janitor application
hold me /d2g/ ;_;

What if you can amplify tower?

Ho ho haha

Noone else struggling with this autocast thing?

tinker, sniper, windranger

Good. I can keep posting animu

Don't even play lmao. I only watch

Because absence of diediedie event triggered masses from 5k players to Peru pudge pikers. Only bunch of guys care for mmr calibration, and people at large play cores, not supports.

What was your kda and gpm?

how old were you when you realised dota ruined your life?

20 last year

HO HO
HA HAA

when i was 18 back in 2006... im old as fuck now.

A decade of dota and nothing to show for it?

What is the console command to get a free battlepass?

youtube.com/watch?v=9R8aSKwTEMg
Post MMR grinding tunes

>cl_poverty 0

i hate riki's smokebomb SO FUCKING MUCH

30.

no reason not to since it doesn't affect regular rank unless you want it to

my regular rank is beyond dogshit. if I don't get a decent calibration i'm never playing ranked again

>force staff

well international calibration is based on your unranked mmr so
check what skill bracket your normals are in
if it's high skill or very high skill go for it
also this international calibration is basically designed exactly for people like you with garbo mmr
it'll basically give you like 500 free points if you're under 2.5k

Why

Well i am a practicing lawyer, getting paid $250k a year. planing to move to private practice with my friend by the end of this year, financially stable and have a nice place with a great view. So im happy i have nothing to show for it.

My unranked mmr is like 1.5k, is it even worth recalibrating?

99.99 cleave damage

double cleave noob

UGH...
THICKER CLEAVE

Dude, 101% cleave
If there are three target that's 2 FREE autoattacks

Imagine there's millions of alien races in the universe. One day, one of them stumbles upon our planet.

They are not impressed. Everything we have here they've seen already in thousands of flavors. Except one thing, DOTA. They've never seen anything like it. Their calculations show it's the most amazing game possible.

They try to play it. They tell about it to other empires. Even these extremely intelligent, can't play it good. The best alien, grey looking ayy lmao motherfucker, who has been called THE SAVIOR OF PLEYADIANS. This fella calibrated at 1700 MMR.

By this time DOTA is played in the whole galaxy. Empires bet entire planets on BO3's.

Watching human TI's sets the mood for the whole Milky Way.

Alien overlords decide they will breed humans to play DOTA.

They contact us and tell us the whole deal. Entire Earth industry and economy means nothing. Our technology is shit, we are primitive. What matters is that we are genetically engineered to play the best game possible.

People don't have to work anymore, playing DOTA earns you millions if you are able to achieve at least 3k mmr. Anyone who can calibrate at 2000 can become local star system HERO for the aliens. These who play at 5k become instant billionaires. Aliens give them anything they want, 10 tonnes of gold, advanced electronics, everything just so they play for their teams.

Thou face when dota2 saved the humankind.

>games average about 40 minutes
>games you lose in you know you really have no chance of winning by the 25 minute mark
>have to play through these games not enjoying yourself at all
>keep coming back to it because winning feels so amazing

Fuck this game man.

can i fuck some ayylein women if I'm 4k?
also trips

>level 1 diffusal gives you 65 damage if your enemy has mana
how is this item balanced