/wtg/ Shitposting General

You're right, faggots aren't people.

Do you suck dicks? Then:
LG508, KG508, JG508, SG508, ZG508 or XG508

If you dont suck dicks:
Still LG508, KG508, JG508, SG508, ZG508 or XG508

LGBT508 when?

>he doesn't like the benis

>bazillion Alternate History maps
>ridiculous matching in GF battles like Germany and Russia with UK against US with UK
>yet three years later and still no map with Germany and Japan together

Someone was actually talking about making a BT508 to go with LG a while ago.

I think Gumby was going to make a CD508 too.

if you're of the female persuasion you can join QT508!

Thank you helpful anons, I think I will join SG508, it looks great.

By the way what does SG stand for?

How the fuck do you guys even know who to shoot in planes sim without enemy marker?

They're running out of alphabets soon.

КГ508 when?

Suicide Girls

Smelly Guys, it's a squadron for NEET losers

>By the way what does SG stand for?
Shitters Galore, I just told you. Are you so autistic you can't read?

Does the K-4 get better when spaded? I'm just constantly uptiered into 6.3.

dumb frogposter

Spading doesn't help you with getting uptiered.

Yes :)

surely it can't be a swear word, though? That seems like it would break a rule

>planes

smelly dumb frogposting scum

Fine then I'll continue to shoot down my allies in sim

At least planes are able to penetrate enemies one BR higher.

>planes

I can penetrate ur mom and she's 30 BRs higher.

>boats

wew lad

The K4 is an extremely subpar plane no way around it, just give up and use the G14, something that can actually fight a griffon spit without needing to have the speed, altitude, ammo, fuel and sun advantage.

>he doesn't only play tanks with undertier-level guns

Isn't the G-10 better than the G-14?

My tiger had no issue penetrating t44s and is-2s

>tanks

No

At least planes are able to sneak up on on enemies in tank RB

>K4 is a sub-par plane

'no'

It's one of the best 109s when spaded, it just has a horrendous amount of engine power locked in modifications and you need to get gud with the guns.

>G-10
>G-14

Did you fail math class?

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G-14 is lower than G-10, user. Unless nazi planes are golf, that's worse.

>he doesnt know about the mess that was the G series 109

>higher number must mean it's better
??????????

>get to work
>power is out
>eta on restoration is the same amount of time it would take to drive home
wew

G-10 has barely better engine performance while the G-14 has a way superior flight model , something about tail stabilization

Guess I'll research the G-14 to research jets then. Wish I could just get into Doras.

>jets
they suck

who /gay/ here?

I have researched pretty much everything except some stacked up variants up to tier 4 already.

>you will never cum inside boredom-chan

Jets are the biggest scam in scam thunder, the game is best at tier 4 to late props.

so play something fun
aka not jets

If you haven't broken into nazi jets yet then go for the Ho 229 V3 first, it's an absolute meme once you get HVAP.

I'd recommend going 410>109>190 lines for jets.

>when gumby-chan posts her legs

But why? Grinding sabre is my life goal right now.

>tfw gumby-chan and boredom-chan will never have an mff threesome with junko-kun

>gumby and boredom will never invite you to their greencard wedding
>or the honeymoon

unbalanced, queue times are long.

lewd
>[SG508] boredom974 will never suck your dick while you complain about German tankers

stop shitposting you pidaras

>he doesn't like the benis

1.59 when

>vehicles

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that play war thunder

>Karelia
fucking delete this map

>tfw frogs before spaghetti

>constant long and unrewarding hours of being a wagecuck
>unrequited love from his various crushes on /wtg/ boys
>relationship with his coalburning gf getting more and more difficult
>not even powerlifting brings him joy from his miserable existence anymore

How long before VerminSupreme stops posting doggos and comes out of the closet and hangs himself on stream for /wtg/?

>infantry

tfw you'll never see it in WT

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F A K E
is that some user-created stuff?

"Ivan?"
"Yes, Yuri?"
"We have been working on this Italian tree for years now right?"
"Da, tovarish."
"How about we abandon that for the time being and start from scratch on a French tree?"
"Brilliant, Ivan!"

Yes live.warthunder.com/post/419448/en/

>BEE SEVENTEEN FLYING FORTRESS THE UNSTOPPABLE BEAST OF GLORY AND DEMOCRACY
>nazi-109 rips my wing off with a single shot
pliz

>"We have been working on this Italian tree for years now right?"

Wrong

>red orchestra 2
haha what the fuck thats not how magnetic mines work

Get good.

Thats grenade, not mine. RO2 is about infantry anyway, they didnt focus on tanks very much.

>piss before shit
woah

>French tree before Italian

If this is true, I hope everyone's excited for USA+UK+USSR+France vs Germany matchmaking. :^)

Fuck I'd even accept weeb tanks if no Italian tree. The Axis needs another fucking tree before the Allies get one or we're never seeing attempted historical matchmaking again.

Remember when they added bong tanks and adjusted to remove historical bias in matchmaking 'temporarily' to sort out the queues? )))))))

you ever used the D.520, m8? It's going to be great unless they decide the 7.5s shouldn't act like fiddies

They were too lazy to model it correctly , but they really liked modeling the inside of the tanks even though they are absent on almost all maps

this is the first time Ive seen Haft-Hohlladung 3 Kg used that way and it looks retarded and impractical as hell

>weeb
>teeb
speak fucking english you amerifats

I'm a britbong, what did you mean by this?

shoo shoo teeb nig

If germans are forced to place it manually while soviets can simly throw their rgd, that would be unbalanced. Unlike gayjin, tripwire actually cares about balance.

Source.

Well that's not how there were supposed to be used Devs were lazy i guess the Haft-Ladung is more iconic? Germans had a grenade similar to the RGD

eat shit

They haven't straight up said it, but in the last Q&A they weren't actively avoiding questions about the french tree, as they are with the italian tree.

>the last Q&A
That was such bullshit.

The devs are such reclusive mysterious beings outside of the Russian sites, actively trying to avoid answering questions (hi there, Lassar) and then they go "Oh by the way today we'll answer all your first 100 questions. You have 2 hours with our new totally innovative user friendly comment system, kthxbye!"

>team blobs up
>already think about what would happen if they were to get flanked
>they get flanked
>they all pile up in front of a t28 at the same time
>they all die until i put an end to it

german teams deserve everything thats happening to them

it aint better inside the russian sites, believe me

When have the Q&A ever been a reliable source of information?