/dsg/ - Souls General

FUCK YOU

Proper dragons are swole, user.

>tfw on my ninth playthrough

I don't know if I can take it anymore. So tired of so many areas now.

What would you do to a healer(male)?

At least Make it a standard thing of Boss Weapons always Scaling in A (Or even S) in one stat and S at +5 (I guess you could make it a thing where the second stat if there is one scales in B and then A at +5.

Give them something to make it clear "This is some serious shit that Boss used"

unf

they have a thing for youthful pretty boys

>See Anal Rodeo
>Get excited because I loved that area
>There's nothing to it but one corridor and a boss

Sadness

>gets summoned to dragonslayer armor
>me and a small army
>host gets smashed off the wall within literally 5 seconds
>all of us go home
:^)

playfully stoke his hair and and bend him over like the little slut he is

I'll pray with you user. I follow Velka though.
I'd make sure they knew all their tales and listen to their confessions
I already outwitted this onion twice, wanna go for round 3 with the most holy of Carim?
DELETE THIS HERESY

>Make a build that relies on winning
>People try to kill me as soon as I attack them

Is there anything more cancerous?

If you don't need it, then don't look at it. It's not hurting anything to have the info there.

There's a big door to the right where a lonely knight is patrolling

DLC yo

That'd be retarded. I don't know about you, but i'd rather every boss weapon didn't do Dragonslayer greataxe levels of damage.

The game has enough balance issues already TYVM.

Popping a resin bundle while running looks slick

I always felt they should have massive AR and reqs but poor scaling. It must feel like yeah, this is a godly weapon, a pony ashen one like you is barely able to use it, but it still retains it's crazy powers. As it stands now though, firelink sword was also crafted by one of the worst smiths out there.

>feeling burnt-out after sixth ds3 char
>boot up bloodborne on ps4
>it somehow looks BETTER than ds3 maxed on my pc

is it just that so many textures are super-recycled? i honestly don't understand.

Ganking is dishonorable, even in PvE.

>tfw lost virginity to bf's cock last night
Ha! Your accusations of being a closeted fag hold no power here
Time to go waifu gwyndolin

It's more an OCD thing where in my mind Boss stuff should be in a class of their own because it makes sense and then balance the rest around that.

how was it

turns out artstyle matters

also if you make everything dark you can't see all the bad shit

>not being pure
>bf
>not even married

BB no doubt had a bigger budget, I'm also pretty sure sony hired some people help them and to make sure FROM didn't fuck up.

>wolnir is just a easy boss and not a covenant leader
>not defending the catacombs as a servant of Wolnir

I started asking people, and a lot of them responded that they were trying to get summoned by a friend.

Of course this only made me angrier.

You fucked up

You should've lost it your gf's cock

Will I die, /dsg/?

DSIII seems fine.

Great, unironically. I've been playing with dildos etc for ages so anal prep was nothing new. It was mind-breakingly good. But that's enough blogposting I guess.

I know at least a couple weapons in DS2 had S scaling, and sans Moonlight GS I don't think any of them were OP.
Fucking wooden clubs had S scaling in strength.
Personally I'm upset that so many large weapons have either even scaling in str and Dex or scale more with Dex. Makes no fucking sense.

>put sign at nameless
>3 people have summoned me for havels and BC'd me right after
??

This game is better on xboxone
Debate me PCfags

Reposting

Dark Souls III will be updated to Regulation Version 1.07. Patchnotes are available below.
The servers will also be offline for maintenance at the following times:

PS4
JP -- 2016-05-20 10:00am – 12:00pm (JST)
EU -- 2016-05-20 3:00am – 5:00am (CET) summer time
US -- 2016-05-19 6:00pm – 8:00pm (PDT)

XB1
JP -- 2016-05-20 10:00am – 4:00pm (JST)
EU -- 2016-05-20 3:00am – 9:00am (CET) summer time
US -- 2016-05-19 6:00pm – 2016-05-20 0:00am (PDT)

Steam
JP -- 2016-05-20 5:00pm – 7:00pm (JST)
EU -- 2016-05-20 10:00am – 12:00pm (CET) summer time
US -- 2016-05-20 1:00am – 3:00am (PDT)

Main Adjustments:
1. Adjusted the efficiency of the Great shield category
2. Adjusted the consuming FP of the Magic Spell Category
3. Adjusted the efficiency of the category below:
- Dragon Slayer’s Axe
- Crescent Axe
- Dark Drift
- Washing Pole
- Moonlight Great Sword
4. Fixed the shield penetration rate of the partial attack in the scythe category
5. Fixed the stamina attack of the partial weapon category.
6. Improved the matching of the Blade of the Darkmoon and the Blue Sentinels covenants.
7. Improved the password matching rate
8. Improved other game balance
9. Several game flaws fixed.

We thank you for your understanding,
Embrace the Darkness!

>can get Izalith staff
>can't get those robes
Not to mention that Izalith staff is for some reason a hex-oriented staff. What the fuck?

Someone post the event infograph

Should've been him instead of watchdogs honestly. Watchdogs are just too early into the game for that sort of covenant to work.

>loved the paladin set in 1
>loved the royal soldier even more in 2
>3 has nothing that even resembles it

BLUNDER OF THE YEAR

I sure do love to cast all sorts of miracles, especially the ones that don't do gimped damage even with something ridiculous like 60 faith, and have reasonable cast times.

Have faith and you will succeed!

This is a cleric thread, tell us more.

anyone?

Reminder Washing Pole will be buffed, just like Chaos Blade was in DaS2

>corridor

Can be said about half location in DaS3. Irithyll, Catacombs and Profaned Capital are the shittiest ones so far.

>MLGS buff

Also, what does the second adjustment mean? By magic spell they mean all spells or a specific type?

>tfw we will never get S2
user it hurts.

r8

I hope MLGS gets a pretty good buff

Sunlight spear and... uh...
Hmmn...
Mhmmn...
Oh dear.

It's just some hyperarmor on the running attack

>Get summoned to Memeless King
>Load in and the host is already in the boss arena
>Dies before I even get through the wall

>WITCHES of izalith
>dark scales with the exact same stats as pyromancy
>expecting Izalith catalyst to be anything but a DARK sorcery staff

I want MLGS back to 100% magical with at least A scaling

It was my favorite greatsword in dark souls.

Jesus fucking christ, i come home from work and see this shit? diamonds

fix your face
>caster with lorians

Cathedral was fucking amazing though, it seems to follow the same rate of spiking too early from all other games besides DeS, and that's only because you do shit in any order in that one.

T-thanks...

>6. Improved the matching of the Blade of the Darkmoon and the Blue Sentinels covenants
Yeah, sure

feminine penis

>Bed of Holy Fuck Just How Shit Can a Boss Fight Actually Be

Probably, have fun.

Had hopped for one for Aldrich and one for Yhorm, since they're the only non-sequence breaking branch there ever is.

>cheat like a madman
>no invalid game data
>get meme'd by the greirat ashes bug
>invadid game data

goty

Again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again
KEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHE

4/10

It depends, the Cleric's Sacred Chime was amazing for me at 30 fth for buffs, so if you're going that way I'd recommend that. if you go higher I think Yorshka's is better.

...

I hope they eventually fix whatever bizzaro queuing system they created for them. Because I've seen the same guy get summoned like seven times in a row.

I want Gwyndolin to whip me and make me confess for all my invasions and punish me with his feminine penis

>fixed the stamina attack of the partial weapon category

when will from learn to english?

Hourly reminder DaS2 PvP was better

DaS2 pvp:
>Can punish chuggers
>No abundance of OHKO ripostes
>Can cancel animations (this is huge)
>Backstep wasn't pointless since it had i-frames
>Poise wasn't pointless
>Weapon durability wasn't pointless
>Much better, more interesting, viable spells for PvP (that can be animation cancelled also)
>Blue eye orb
>Arenas for 1 vs 1 faggots
>Not constantly invading ganksquads

Literally the only thing DaS3 does better is not using retarded Soul Memory and giving unlimited orbs

>want to be gwyndolin
>am well endowed
suffering

>he doesn't know about the partial weapon class

Nigga doesn't know about my half giant sword.

Already stale.

>simple infusion is complete and absolute garbage for actual magic users
>but some random weapon infused with it guarantees you can use infinite weapon arts so long as they're not spinny shittery

Stop reminding us.

Which weapons are best for chaos infusion on a pyro?

He's pretty rough and I'm a dyed-in-the-wool bottom. I'd like to think constant squats and running gave me nice legs and ass, and judging by how quickly he went from slow-and-gentle-first-time to hammering my boypussy he must think so too. I also uh wore stockings and a pair of handcuffs, which was great.

it's about weapon arts

google translate thinks it says 'parts'

trust me I'm a genius

I wish the upgrade system went back to what it was in Demon's Souls, having to hunt upgrading materials.

That was fun as fuck.

Thrall Axe

Is thrall axe actually good for pvp ?

Is Aldrich nerfed in Anri's world when you're answer his summons? I drew aggro a lot in the fight so Anri could attack his butt, and Aldrichs attacks weren't really that impressive. Only the arrow storm and shooting those purple flames as he moved gave me any sort of trouble. Plus I still had plenty of opportunities to attack and get away unharmed easily, using a greatsword no less.

>Can cancel animations (this is huge)
There is nothing better about that
It only makes mistakes less punishing

Penis size hardly matters if you don't top

That but a bit more grindy. Like one upgrading material being a rare drop from a boss.

This with the ability to respawn bosses would be fucking awesome.

...
I was making a joke but damn. Fucking diamond mines have opened./spoiler]

ASS

They probably mean stamina damage from weapon arts against greatshields.
Hopefully longsword's WA R1 will be able to break havel's shield in one go.

QUICK

you're in charge of rehashing old items to put in the first DLC, so miyazaki can go on vacation early.

What armor
What weapon
What spell
What ring

do you bring back?

I'll start:
Smelter armor
Bone fist
Greast resonant soul (seriously from, how could you not include a single ranged dark miracle?)
Fragrant ring

Aldritch seemed the same to me when I helped her

If you don't walk into a dark sword/estoc spammer's face, sure. Good damage, quick swings, low stamina consumption and a decent weapon art.