/dsg/ - Souls General

I could play DkS 1 but the community is dead.

Whoa! We got outmemed lads, it's time to pull back to an SL30 safe space

Wait, Poise is back?

are there any trousers under or at 2.0 weight? i cant go above that and fast roll but im not a fan of skirts really . i cant save much weight on the rest of my gear since it's cornyx's anyway which is super light

I love cocks and cum! I cant get enough cum whenever I see a dick I just gotta suck it. Any dick at all will do I just need them all! But when I'm not sucking cock I love PvP'ing in Dark Souls 3 with these bad boys.

If I'm making a Pyro build using base str and Dec that the pyromancer class starts with, and wanting to use the thrall axe, would it be best to make it raw so I can buff it or make it chaos or fire?

>tons of sacrifices
>60 int
>35 attunement
>24 endurance
>27 vgr
what exactly was the sacrifice?

now imagine the same but 40/40 and SLB
that's what 120 is like

just put a hat on and he's good to go.

Please
If you have any moonlight arrows left, please, blast my head off

feminine penis fags on suicide watch.

JDIMSA

I didn't get the memo about a blue orb or dragon eye orb.

Cleric trousers are at 2.1, thats the lowest.

>enb taking 20-30 seconds to kill each of the slime things then wandering around hitting walls

quality lets play

>Dark Sword and BKG are getting fixed

What a time to be alive.

>invade
>host vs pass summoned suntard "FC"
>red deals 50 damage per hit
>suntard hit for 340-400

why are warden twinblades so popular

like I get the bleed meme and all but I've never been bled out by one, even with carthus rouge on

...

Raw+ Carthus is probably the best bet, making it chaos kind of guts the damage and the scaling isn't really all that, unless you go 40/40, in which case you may as well just not use a weapon or use witch locks

I'm doing 40 str/ 40 dex because it seems like everything else sucks. I want to do some bow shit and later be a dragon how is that by the way?, but for now I have no idea what weapon I should use. I am currently on my way to farm the Dark Sword but can I get some recommendations? I have a claymore with fire on it, broadsword + 1, halberd +1 and I'm currently at 20/20...

Just so many choices I have no idea what is good and what is fun, etc.

Alternatively, is there -any- possible way to do well as a caster that isn't pyro?

>OP is somehow fucked again but not lucifer fucked
what the fuck happened?

pastebin.com/Ngwp10eN

>Imagine this
>with 40 points to put into whatever
>that's 120 meta

lmao well done, fucking retard

At 120 your opponents wouldn't be easy frags though. That's the difference. They would have a fighting chance.

It's all part of the "other game balance" improvements

God fucking damn nothing gets me saltier than some shitter and his phantom getting the lucky phantom clip and then doing some spam shit over me

Fucking point down at me, I'll kill you motherfucker

>miniscule advantages when everyone has way more options to counter it

Greatshield fags, aka /dsg/, always flock to the lowest SL which enables their faggotry with minimal risk of being outmatched

JUST

Bleed builds are dumb as fuck in general. If somebody is about to bleed you, just roll away as they hit you and the bleed will proc but you won't take any damage.

The bleed bar resets too; that's why bleed builds doesn't fuck over shields. You can just block until the bleed bar is almost full, then roll the hit that will bleed you.

Not to mention the only good bleed weapon in the game has shit range and everything. The literal only good weapon that relies on bleed is the carthus curved sword

Mainly because phantom hits means you can proc bleed buildup while people roll (that and a running r1 purts you at like 75% bleed bar from those guys)

I like his twink face tho

Lothric is great also

I wonder what Lorian looks like

>partial weapon and partial attack adjustments
>efficiency of bugs improved
>fixed flaws
>adjusted dicks

So how do they explain Kirk being in this game?

What cartoon is this from?

Reminder

Dark Souls III will be updated to Regulation Version 1.07. Patchnotes are available below.
The servers will also be offline for maintenance at the following times:

PS4
JP -- 2016-05-20 10:00am – 12:00pm (JST)
EU -- 2016-05-20 3:00am – 5:00am (CET) summer time
US -- 2016-05-19 6:00pm – 8:00pm (PDT)

XB1
JP -- 2016-05-20 10:00am – 4:00pm (JST)
EU -- 2016-05-20 3:00am – 9:00am (CET) summer time
US -- 2016-05-19 6:00pm – 2016-05-20 0:00am (PDT)

Steam
JP -- 2016-05-20 5:00pm – 7:00pm (JST)
EU -- 2016-05-20 10:00am – 12:00pm (CET) summer time
US -- 2016-05-20 1:00am – 3:00am (PDT)

Main Adjustments:
1. Adjusted the efficiency of the Great shield category
2. Adjusted the consuming FP of the Magic Spell Category
3. Adjusted the efficiency of the category below:
- Dragon Slayer’s Axe
- Crescent Axe
- Dark Drift
- Washing Pole
- Moonlight Great Sword
4. Fixed the shield penetration rate of the partial attack in the scythe category
5. Fixed the stamina attack of the partial weapon category.
6. Improved the matching of the Blade of the Darkmoon and the Blue Sentinels covenants.
7. Improved the password matching rate
8. Improved other game balance
9. Several game flaws fixed.

>nothing about estoc and straight swords invalidating 90% of weapons
>nothing about caestus aka monscim parries
>greatswords still might as well not exist
>nothing about r1s linking into weapon arts for 90% of your hp
>nothing about poise

>when the game's so shit it doesn't even show you your load% as you respec attributes

Pretty much all weapons work well with 40/40 + Refined infusion. The only exceptions are the Sellsword Twinblades, Painting Guardian Sword, and the Whip because the difference between a Sharp and a Refined infusion for them, even at 40/40, is only a couple points.

Anyway, I like using the Corvian GS and the Lothric Long Spear. Manikin Claws are really fun to use, too.

source on that gif? I need another 'it's not really an rpg' show

Failure at being a Chosen Undead, like the PC, and was brought back as an Unkindled One, who now moved onto another crippled waifu (Rosaria)

"partial attack" means weapon art. The patch notes make a lot more sense when you realize that.

>2hand weapon
>check damage
>still has big red x even though you now meet requirements

Yeah that's how it goes pants pooper

I spend my limited levels and materials better than you can under restrictions, that's why you gotta have 40 in 4 different stats before you even got the courage to put ur sign down

I piss in ur face

We have a set of patch notes?

>liver spots

gwyndolin confirmed for cancer survivor in nursing home

But they stated that they won't change how Poise function, and that it is "working as intended" - Which is literally hiding the fact that Poise on character sheet is literally AGILITY

But fucking Perserverance giving Poise and Iron Flesh ... They give the REAL POISE

I will never get over this, it's such a fuckup, it's dumb

Time is convoluted.

That's literally it.

No other reason.

Same for rebooted Tarkus, rebooted Siegmeyer, Craighorn, Alva etc....

It's Kojima levels of hackery

>DaS1 int build
>Access to one of the strongest melee weapons in the game
>Access to spells that deal more damage than any weapon in the game
>Don't even need to invest more stats than a regular physical build in order to be effective, can still have decent poise and endurance at sl120
So this is why they nerfed the fuck out of sorcerers.

Is this Johnny Depp

>It's a EpicNameBro walks around the demon ruins and hits random walls episode

This guy man, his voice is boring enough but jesus christ There's fucking Archdragon peak and Champion Gundyr he could be doing right now.

>mfw luck is actually useless and hollow gives shit AR
>mfw going quality with carthus rouge is infinitely better

Black Blade is like the worst weapon in the game.
It has 244 base damage but it loses base and loses scaling when refined. It has awful moveset and even with the 1hR2 roll catching ability, it still has trash range. Literally the worst of the joke weapons in the game.

sunlightblade 40/40 refined estoc
>miniscule advantage

No, you piece of shit
>26 end
Guardbroken by a single longsword WA
>12 dex estoc
You're doing no damage, which means you lose a war of attrition to any elemental weapon with chip damage

Your build is shit. Estoc turtling is a joke at 80 because you do not have enough poiints to make it work without making a hilariously awful mess like what you've posted. You'd know this if you actually played, but how could you join in to level 80 pvp when you can't even beat the game?

I'm pretty sure they're referring to shotel-type weapons actually bypassing shields for some amount when they say partial on scythes

Perseverance is great for murdering Fallen knight Katana shitters, at least.

We never found the source Kirk and killed him. Plus he's not hollow, he still has his purpose of being a dick keeping him alive.

Tarkus isnt in the game though, it's just some other dude wearing his armor set

"Adjusted the efficiency" of the washing pole by making the running attack unparryable. Superior Japanese steel folded 1000 times cannot be blocked or knocked aside.

I'm ready.

Fixed the glitch where Darkmoons and Blue Sentinels would occasionally be summoned.

Greatshields now all have 100 stability and all spells have 2x FP cost.

Thanks FROM, saving this shit game one step at a time. Washing Pole + Havel's greatshield bros ww@

>Want to make a Gwyndolin ashen one
>But also want to use moonlight greatsword
>Sacred oath > Deep protection
>I don't know what spells/buff should i use
>Darkmoon blade uses faith

FUUUUUUUUUUCK

I really wanted them to just make his body lay right next to his waifu, where you can collect his items if you feel like being a dick

Kirk was my favourite NPC invader in DkS1, his story even made fucking sense, and I just don't get his purpose in the 3rd at all

It's not the same Kirk.
Longfinger is female, it's just a poser cosplaying as her favourite DaS1 invader.

...

That's too bad. I was actually planning on upgrading and refining it.

Because REMEMBER THIS [thing] FROM DARK SOULS

inb4 heavy estoc meme

>respecs don't count equipment bonuses and display damage as if you don't meet requirements anyway

>nothing about caestus aka monscim parries
Have you tried gitting gud?

is Heavy Estoc + buff + Greatshield 40str/40fai the ultimate meta cancer?

love is the most powerful force of the universe

How do you guys feel about the Sword Of Judgement?

I thought using multifireball at close range would be like dark bead.

Man, was i wrong.
Its like less damage than the worst fireball spell.

>low health and no estus and next opponent bloodlusts his health down to mine

beep boop you're retarded and need to hang yourself

You know you cant buff the moonlight sword anyway right

>Longfinger is female

What

>both Stormruler and Zwei clip into Catarina Helmet
One job From

Where do I get a bowl like that? That's a nice bowl.

>FALLEN KNIGHT SHITTERS
I instantly go full berserk on any Host I see wearing that fucking set

Well Kirk was originally a Darkwraith before becoming a waifufag

Now he's a Darkwraith AND a waifufag

Dragonkin Mausoleum is fun to invade. Usually they haven't killed the sorcerer yet, so you get an overpowered NPC buddy to help you out, and sometimes it's fuckin Havel.

>mfw you can go hollow with carthus rouge
>mfw luck is the most stat-efficient build path in the game because it gives you 10(!) free levels
>mfw most of the best quality/bleed weapons don't even lose any scaling when luck infused
>mfw luck leaves enough spare points to still go quality, have higher AR than pure quality, better base bleed and still buffable with rouge
Qualitycucks get fucked.

>"Adjusted the efficiency" of the washing pole by making the running attack unparryable.

Washing Pole is already impossible to parry at max range.

wow, pve havel's greatshield in das1 is fucking broken OP

i one shotted manus and artorias on that character, but this fucking faith character is getting his ass wrecked because for whatever fucking reason someone decided to make artorias the arbyswalker basically immune to fucking lightning

REE

But it doesn't even make sense in this case.

blame flat reduction

now I'm not going to tell you to use cheatengine
but try using cheat engine to increase the size of your chest, if that doesn't work, decrease size of head

Yeah you can't buff it, but sacred oath is a self buff, iirc.

All the DLC bosses have fuck huge resistances. Pyro should work, though.

Looks like it is working.

>/dsg/, always flock to the lowest SL which enables their faggotry with minimal risk of being outmatched
Yeah, that's why the minority is pushing the 80 meta so hard. They want easy wins because they get shit on at the level 120 meta.

26 end with a FaP ring gives you more stamina than 30 end.
Heavy estoc has B scaling.

I don't have to beat the final boss to be level 80.

It's pretty clear you are just retarded and should stop posting.

Not him but it's fucking stupid that the best parrying tool in the game is the caestus. That's reason enough to nerf it.

Isn't it a Morter?

Yes. Longfinger Kirk is a female character. Female player model, female face, female voice.

It's not the same Kirk from Dark Souls 1. Just a fangirl that took the name.

Why heavy estoc and not refined?

Why not run Lothric's Knight Shield + GMS(18 int, barely costs any FP and near instant cast) w/ BKGA and estoc. Have a caestus on offhand

This is your strat; poke from behind shield w/ estoc until they get annoyed. Then switch to BKGA and whiff a couple swings, after that, roll away and swing to caestus and parry their roll catch.