/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

How are B'nhaka and Naka in the same static?

Their names are so similar doesn't it cause confusion?

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liz

xth for kissing cute catbois

Gimme femroes

xth for being on Proc's bad side...

>you will never kiss a catgirl because everyone thinks your catboi is just gay

log in

o shit waddup!

i call him baka instead

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here come dat SHITTY DEAD MEME

COME ON AND SLAM

31% w/ war :/

I will befriend this catboy.

ok user im in

Proci should get a 3 day ban for harassment over what he did to Elk desu.

>healer dynamic
What did he mean by this?

fuck tribes

>tfw slapped a lalafell today

feelsgoodman

fapping to abe butt rn t b h

you must be very cute. the cute catboys seem the most gay

>tfw a GM responds to ur ticket

i'll fuck you instead

proci should die

Call him "upsetti" or "wife of Stratos"

>Brahms Torsten
>good
>averages below 47% on A5S dps for warrior
>21% on A6S
>70% on Hummel

I really don't understand why he's the wife. Stratos is way more of a girl.

+1

strawpoll.me/10257279/r

Who will be the next to fall?

but are you in ME

no, kill the tribes

kill my bussy with your cock

none because all of the mentally unstable grown men in e-lationships are out of the static

would post more if i had more

Is proci's static dead yet? My MCH quit the game and I hear godspeed is good.

godspeed is trash

>he doesn't have a liz stash

w e w

Chill out Telor.

>implying the rest are any less shitty and deranged

Why are the people that frequent this general so fucking weird?

Yes, that is literally the only hindrance the players who were kicked had.

>befriend girl months ago
>when we get together she embraces me and hugs me and pets me
>someday I tell her I want to marry her
>she says no, I say goodbye and delete her
>When she sees me she still acts friendly for the rare times we encounter each others
>I try not to be a dick but I'm somewhat indifferent
>fast forward yesterday
>she still did it again, saw me and tried to act funny
>was awkward, didnt know what to tell her, dont know whats her deal doing that after she rejected me and I deleted her
>she brought one of her male cucks with her
>they call themselves the meme squad and try to be funny
>they eventually leave
>I PM her saying I can't be her buddy because all I wanted from her was marrying
>theres a RP event going on, I go there since I dont know what to expect from RP events
>somehow shes there with her cuckboi
>eventually he starts acting funny around me, borderline taunting me
>everyone thinks it's funny so they jump in
>i dont feel like dealing with this shit, I leave
>i wait for them in new gridania because I expected them to follow me
>We go on a trek that lasted literally hours just walking around, the cunt, the cuck and other people who had no place in this but wanted to follow anyway, partaking in them taunting me
>the cunt screenshotted what I told her earlier and the cuck just kept repeating what I said
>they all follow me and just nag me despite most of them thinking i was cute I dont know what was their deal
>despite being nagged to hell I remain polite and cool, hoping they will leave and reflect on how fucking nonsensical and fucking psychopathic what they're doing is
>they dont
>I eventually log off because im tired, they walked behind me like 3-4 hours

I know enough about her to make her shut her mouth and cry as well as cuckboi, Ill go talk to them and if they still try to be funny I'll have to bring in the big guns

How fucking VILE do you have to be to think this is an okay thing to do?

I got a very quick response when I had to submit a ticket.

you're really autistic

I feel retarded for wanting to hear about drama so bad. Thanks /xivg/.

How? Elaborate?

post butt

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>rejects.png

What how

If you're forced to choose an ebin to be your pocket healer, who do you pick?

Hardmode: Midtier ebins only.

Its literally only the people who play on Balmung, Gilgamesh, and Tonberry. Most everyone else is somewhat bearable.

You sound like a thirsty aspergers robot who has no idea how people work and no idea what the word cuck means

don't know any

Well at least there is one good cat there.

I'd eat their baguette if you know what I mean.

Kumfi or Truly or Reimi

>thirsty
>asperger
>robot
>dont know what the word cuck means

Look, no one here actually use cuck for its literal definition, he just kept acting like an inept child for?? To catch her attention? They're in their 20's as far as I know. That's emasculinisation if I've ever seen any.

I dont know where you get robot, asperger and thirsty from, none of you have any clue about what true normalcy is, sick fucks

More proof as to why you should not play on Balmungamesh. To avoid people like

That's one, big croc tail!

You're already my friend, user.

It's pics like these that make me wish I was on Balmung too, but I like my current raid static way too much to transfer.

It's pasta you dip.

>post someone in your circlejerk who heals

It's fresh from yesterday dude

They aren't inclusive to people who aren't in their clique so I wouldn't bother trying even if you did come.

Stay whenever you are and enjoy it.

not the post but the event

you should actually be sure if it's pasta before claiming it is, tell me you actually read that before, no you didnt

cant wake up

ganbatte!

You don't even know me, though...

whose

I want this lizard so bad.

Why did eggy and sulnera break up

ugly

looks like aoe bloat

still bad tho

I want to be the healer!

Sis what are you doing in Ul'Dah? Mom says it's time for dinner.

Catsz

kumfi is a slut

Stick to crafting and copying Naka's gimmick, kiddo.

babe, my dick needs some healing, that can be your first extreme trial

they're more inclusive than bench bros

What's a good opener for MNK?

I'm sitting here trying to clear Seph as i206 MNK, and I can get him down to literally literally 1% consistently, but I just can't finish him off. I think my opener could use work since I have no idea what the optimal rotation actually is.

ugly for real. Can we start a fantasia fund for this poor soul

fuck off kumfi
go meltdown on telor more

look like a literal retard

I'm really not I swear. I just haven't found the right partner to share my Sweetfish with.

Oh shoot thanks for reminding me that I haven't yelled at her yet today.

Woah, I promise I did not intentionally make my character to look like your's!

i was in the same boat and i just picked another main job eventually, didnt like monk that much

it seems to be actually a good monk you must have the capacity to figure that out by yourself

no amount of guides helped me

shut up slut

which one of you is my new sister?

>associating with shyv
you haven't even been here a day and you've already made the worst mistake you could make

ugly