Hi, I'm new to the whole finance thing

Hi, I'm new to the whole finance thing,

whats the fastest way to make 20.000 $
not involving prostitution.

Also I'm lazy.

get a job

I have a job just a low paying one but its the best I can do

Grow 6 plants of weed that yield 500 grams. Sell for $3,000/lb if your network is small to nonexistant, sell for $220/oz if you know guys.

3-4 months you'll have ~$20k

Buy BTC and trade for ETC

Quick profits

get a better job

thats not too bad but i would prefer something legal

>Go 2 da hood
>setup table
>grab pitcher
>make grape kool-aid
>write on cardboard
>"coon juice, accept food stamps "
>???
>profit

>Also I'm lazy

If everyone could quickly make $20,000 not doing anything, we'd all be richfags.

This is literally the fastest way you can make $20k without being a 9-5 slave
>Go buy used 2008+ Toyota Prius with 170k+ for $5500, don't be a shit driver
>Get liability insurance
>Uber in a suburb, not the cities; surge rates are higher because of less drivers
>No limits on how long you can work, I range anywhere from $8/hr- $35/hr. Worst I've ever made was $5/hr
>Prius will last for 300k at least, might need to put tires on it and if you're lucky you won't need a tranny swap
>Make 20k in 4-5 months as long as you work hard as fuck and work the weekend nights and holidays

Quit being a lazy fuck and get off your ass.

Why uber? Why just offer taxi services yourself?

A few reasons

>Don't need business insurance
>Don't need $1m commercial and liability insurance
>Uber gives you $1m extra liability coverage while you're driving
>No advertising
>Work whenever the fuck I want
>Very little maintenance fees
>Practically zero overheard

Could I make more with an entire fleet? Probably. Is it worth the time, stress, and investment? Not to me.

yeah I get that, but just know it's extremely easy to not get caught if you just grow once and only sell to friends.

it really fits your question OP.
>I'm lazy
very little work at all. it's so easy, stoners do it all the time
>fastest way
3-4 months for 20k is pretty damn quick with not involving prostitution
no gay4pay here. in fact it could very well get you laid a few times and make you some new friends.

gl hf

Its not the best you can do if its low paying. There are morons on Veeky Forums making $100,000 a year.

Apply to lots and lots of jobs.

Jobs.com, craigslist.com, monster.com, indeed.com

There, thats 4,000 different jobs in your area.

Sell kneepads.

For the lazy, the best way is gambling. If you put six hundred dollars on the right number in roulette, you'll be over twenty grand; easy and fast

Now quit asking stupid questions

how are bitcoins quick profits? that would actually fuck him over

I don't think you understand how the world works. A huge percent of all people alive have spent considerable time asking themselves your exact question. A very few find something. But it's still thousands upon thousands. ALL MARKETS ARE SATURATED

Only things left that are both good income and easy are all illegal

>get a pet(preferably a cat
>buy a good insurance policy on pet
>take pet on a walk and pray that some dog kills your pet
>insurance pays off, if not
>sue the dog owner for being negligent and emotional distress

if you don't like that then
>go to a fancy bar
>provoke a rich fag
>take a punch
>sue rich fag

Outsource writing books in niches to some poor English major who can't find job. Publish on amazon. Get that passive income ticking in

>rich fag hires best lawyer in the god damn country
>you can only afford an intern

>whats the fastest way to make twenty dollars

go work at taco bell for two hours

Kekd