Dota 2 - /d2g/

>105 questions for some bullshit result that literally means nothing to anyone

Nice one dude

what would you expect from a capricorn

fact: if you play alch you're a retard in real life

I can't function in social situations and I don't play Alch.

>tfw no motivation to play dotards 2

fact: if you post in d2g you're a cute boy in real life

What the hell is an "mmr assassin"?

almost got all of them, need to turn up the narcissism though

abaddon picker here

i want to make her laugh with my dick

me

where the fuck are all the streamers

Jesus man

REMEMBER

when the is the next esports

ebin maymay
someone that does everything they can to make sure you lose mmr, beat you or make sure you lose if they are on your team
synderen is a mmr assassin

someone who picks mortred, the phantom assassin, in matchmaking ranked

>ember spirit

GAME TO LOSE

But that would mean synderen does it intentionally.

>buying an octarine instead of a Lotus to put on Ember

>Echo Sabre Ember

What did he mean by this

im actually really functional so it's funny that the site is this aggressive in its diagnoses. clickbait i suppose

yes, its just that he doesnt realise it due to doing it for so long

You can be functional with any combination of character traits, as long as you don't have any organic damage. People panic over psychological quirks way too much.

echo saber works by giving you insane attack speed until the next attack, and is passively triggered by attacking

SoF counts, so you get the instant attack when you exit SoF. seems pretty decent actually

>buying something to save my ember, who died 5 times in the last 10 minutes by going in solo and dying to 3-4 heroes, using all remnants offensively

I don't think that woulda worked, probably a better option though

pretty sure mental retardation as an insult would be an upgrade from the reality

>synderen can choose when he wins

LOL

>no armpit hero

why live

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but it doesn't work on the sof attacks
who the fuck cares if ember can hit someone a second time after sof with no bonus damage at melee range

how do we make him viable without making him cancer

any cleave is made better by saber.
between the stats, farming speed, and burst potential, it seems viable

He was never true cancer, but he got overnerfed heavily in almost every single way.

>any cleave is made better by saber.

Except SoF retard. Echo is dogshit on ember because he won't run in an right click people past midgame.

Increase his base strength slightly, and change his ult to something else. It's honestly so out of place, and the only reason it exists is because his original purpose was to be a big bad demon dude in team fights and ''soul swap''.

whatever. you're clearly retarded and the reason why you lost.

Terrorblade now starts the game with infused raindrops in his inventory.
Fixed?

>Trixi streaming
finnish sounds pretty terrible desu I can't imagine what lovey dovey shit sounds like

>unironically arguing that echo sabre is a good item on ember

I'm not that guy you shitsniffing ape. If you think Echo Saber is good on Ember you're clinically retarded.

Ember needs too much to be relevant, ES only delays a rapier.

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>it's a "LS jungle gets beaten by enemy LC jungle"
>it's a d2g wasn't wrong but 2k mmr episode

perkele

>Somewhere in Dota 2, an innocent hero struggles to find a lane
*emotional music*
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Thousands of heroes were rescued last year, but for many, help came too late.
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upvote

Reminder that wageslaves are the only ones who are getting cucked by capitalism. Their bosses extract the surplus of what the labour power of the wageslave creates as profit for themselves while NEETs can do whatever they want all day like watch Dota or play Dota.

Opt out of capitalism today and become a NEET for your enjoyment and so that Dota 2 doesn't die.

AA pickers are cancer

Is this how bounty runes get funded?

9/10 it was a good read

golem get ye goen

>you will never recieve surprise valentines chocolate
One reason to live, right now!

LADS HELP ME

Is this from reddit

thats what happens when you play troll

What is this creature dotards?

>elementary school made some valentine post office where you put your card and they deliver it
>the only valentines i got every year were from my male friends
not suer what to think about it 2bh

no i just made it up

Give him 10% more magic resist?

they were gay for you

>tfw enjoying feeling my balls flop around a bit too much

help

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this battlepass actually makes me have fun playing dota again
i even gained mmr
and im looking forward to earning the new meme terrain (paid 50+26 levels only)
am I a good goy?

Your face is cancer

>playin ranked
>of course memefights are happening, its back and forth
>suddenly after one lost fight peru windranger drops and destroys her items
>cites "letting am and alch freefarm gg"
>30 seconds later necro kills alch for literally 1200 gold, similar kills happen later when am and alch go full retard 1v5
>this has no effect on jajaranger, still goes mid and feeds for 20 more minutes
>-25 because 4v5
FUCKING NUKE PERU
REMOVE THIS COUNTRY FROM THE EARTH
NO ITS NOT EVEN A COUNTRY, ITS A CESSPOOL OF FILTH AND SCUM AND SUBHUMAN NEANDERTHALS
WHO GAVE THESE MONKEYS COMPUTERS TO USE
WHO GAVE THEM INTERNET
THEIR COUNTRY IS ONLY FOR HARVESTING MANGOS AND AVOCADOS
THE LOCALS SHOULD BE SHOT TO NOT WASTE PRECIOUS RESOURCES
ERADICATE PERU

A man can dream...

>tfw can't withdraw arcanas from betting returns to sell for a compendium

whyyyyy

What the fuck?

I just had an enemy offlane slark who literally afk'ed in his tower the first 10 minutes, and now that I'm checking his account, he has 38 total hours spent on dota with ONLY 44 matches played..

And that was in RANKED

Can anyone explain? Aren't fresh accounts supposed to play like 300 hours before touching ranked? or at level 25?

>tfw a russkie told me that my mom is dead

If you're high skilled enough you'll get quick trophy levels. One of my friends only took 3 matches to get a shadow mmr in the high skill area

>normal skill
good thing i wont have to have you on my team

Lads, I've been toying with pos 1 Void builds lately and I've found treads-maelstrom to be a decent go-to build. Would memesaber be any good? Makes sense bc lmao2bash but the stats it gives are a bit mediocre for 2600 gold

ENEMY ABANDON MIN 30 SERVER GOES DOWN AFTER MATCH END... THE QUEST DOESNT COUNT

??????

what if he got extra magic resistance while in metamorphosis

>when you go 20:2 as kunkka and lose because you dropped 3 rapiers

just go moonshard

maelstorm is bad on void

you need to be tanky if you want to carry games as him

either some meme vanguard shit
or manta diffu

going epic daedaluses and mjollnirs while on 900hp is the quickest way to not carry anything

thats an ez report

>11 days ago

dont worry, senpai, I'll just keep farming mmr with AA until we can play sweet dota together c;

">Whoops."

I'll let you on a little secret user

treads-mom-blademail

">My bad."

>pos 1 void
Hello time traveler user!

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Stop fucking buying butterfly or radiance so I can buy daedalus instead of mkb

>teams still are not banning spectre against newbee

why?

just buy memethorn :^)

must be sad for you playing in normal skill

>Echo sabre
>490 Attack speed every 5 seconds
>2.6k gold

>4 Moon shards
>480 Attack speed
>12k gold

Um, DOTARDS?

>no magical awoo girl hero

Dotards?

>there are actually people that unironically want to buy badmkb

but why lol