buy more levels you stupid goyim so valve can fix their servers
Blake Taylor
Are you 12? What kind of question is that?
Xavier Perry
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Parker Martin
this fat fuck is stealing hundreds
Levi Collins
Every game is a stomp. Long stomp, short stomp, does it matter? There are barely, barely comebacks, and when there are, only the strongest heroes can ACTUALLY pull them off. This game is fucking obnoxious, but I guess the only reason to play is that hey, maybe once you'll be the one stomping.
Adam Lee
...
Carter Myers
when will this fat fuck be stealing dozens
Chase Davis
I watched a little yesterday, it was a legit good time. he memed in a fun way and had a whole host of people on voice chat.
Andrew Rogers
who else /cant find a fucking game/ here?
Jeremiah Cox
t. bad player
Charles Rodriguez
server down or some shit? I can't find games and custom games can't find lobbies.
Ayden Carter
4k mmr, regular player. Maybe it gets better once you get to 5k but for now me and my team are too garbage to do anything but smother under the stomp of the enemy.
Charles Fisher
Onibi is CUTE!
Cooper Ortiz
t. bad player
on a real though, the biggest problem with 4k mmr players is that they don't understand how to win games they're the most passive players ever they aren't able to understand how they can win the game and what steps they need to take to do so instead they just hit creeps all game and either somehow win or lose by chance
Adam Rogers
>nothing more pathetic than building Drums on a hero in dota 2
CLQ telling like it is
Liam Collins
What's the latest clan_iraq skillbuild for elder titan
Angel Cook
uh... dotards?
John Jones
valve is too busy dealing with tree cutting macros from reddit flooding their server
Grayson Hall
cant make this shit up
Isaiah Mitchell
NICE FUCKING GAME GABEN
Dylan Russell
>refresh r/dota2 >prizepool has gone up 5k FailFish
John Perez
Reinstalling doto for get a seccond oportunity and the game is dead FUCKING LOL
Henry Sullivan
sauce?
Adrian Edwards
red[ill me on the battle pass /d2g/
Liam Brown
like i wanna play that fucking broken 8frame garbage
see me at xrd
Christian Hall
>can never actually find a match >but can grind trees your jew overlords have spoken, get to the grinding cuckolds
Benjamin Moore
Are you buying because you like how those items look, or because you want to Jew? Because either you have shit taste in cosmetics or you're a retard who's "investing" Steam fun bux in digital pixels.
>implying investing is useless kek, i'm +2000$ atm from investing in cs shit
Asher Gray
>game is crowded again cuz of hats >servers overloaded >coordinator tilts every 15 minutes >game results take ages to show up >sudden hiccups in the middle of games >these are the common symptoms that you should have gotten used to by now
fuck valve truly the shittiest most jewish gaming company ever
Matthew Morales
Ready to work..
Jose Gonzalez
Yeah because of looks, I am actually stocked on steam moni
Cameron Ortiz
If you want to support e-sports, buy it and maybe some levels. Also maybe if you want to partake in the mini-game features.
Otherwise if you just want the hats, save your $10 until after everything comes onto the market, where you'll be able to buy everything you want for less than that.
Jose Roberts
don't force it, secret needs to lose again first
Daniel Wilson
It's almost as bad as blizzard >release new hyped up expansion for x/y game >don't prepare servers for the load that is surely to come just from the pre-order-cuck numbers
Ethan Morgan
yes m'lord?
Robert Jenkins
>Valve adds tree-cutting mini-game that you can play while searching for matches >tree count literally jumps eightfold and is almost at 2 billion after less than a day
We did it, Reddit!
Caleb Rodriguez
WHY DOESNT MATCHMAKING WORK FUCK YOU GABEN ENJOYING YOUR 1000M JEW DOLLARS? FUCK YOU
Lucas Morgan
>no magical awoo girl hero
Dotards?
Daniel Howard
valve too busy counting money to care about servers
Chase Baker
I don't want fucking hats i just want to get better at the fucking game and play with people that are actually my rank and i would pay valve fucking 60eurobucks to just make this game work.
Kayden Murphy
Hey dotard, just hit the "I Accept" for the TOS and don't worry about the rest you're in good hands.
Connor Thompson
valve's fine with just 30 bucks if they don't have to fix their servers
Aaron Green
>Tfw 1000 hours scrub, 2.7k mmr, BUT 60%+ ranked winrate somehow Am I an actual pro dragged down by the boogas, lads?
Jason Gutierrez
I want to fuck that
Anthony Cooper
Green one looks like celebi
Jaxson Adams
>finally win with bananamancer after several tries for that slow challenge >game doesn't show in the match history and quest isn't fulfilled just kill me
Adrian Perez
>2 dollars short on gaben bucks for level 50 compendium >Mobile authenticator holds the steam trading cards I'm trying to sell on the community market for 15 days
Jesus what happened to the market. Why the two week market holds all of a sudden
Sebastian Cox
Work work
Jacob Robinson
every style from that blue, maskless one onward is trash all others are cute :3
Justin Wright
Dotobuff or didn't happen.
Angel Young
>Play my first pub in a year >Get wrecked by carry Abaddon
I feel violated by memes.
David Robinson
>60% against other 2k shitters >Thinks he's secretly pro because of it
Hunter Lee
>barely complete level 3 spell damage challenge >this shit >wait for the game to register It's been over an hour. I want my points.
Anthony Wood
at least we can cut trees while waiting in broken queue right?
Ryder Turner
GAME IS SO SHYET
Adrian Taylor
>servers are down They don't have an excuse with all the money they have
Ryder Edwards
Need to breed the awoo!
Parker Thompson
Of course not but it's Valve so what are people going to do? Give them no money ever until they get their shit in shape? Video gamers don't have the willpower for that.
Nathaniel Gray
>there are actual people in this thread right now with 2k+ hours and below 5k mmr
Oliver Taylor
dude servers are clogged with money somewhere down the pipeline be patient Gaben is on his way to collect the money
Charles Long
>finally get myself to play this game after almost a month >queue for 10 mins before dota 2 game coordinator takes a dump
Ayden Gutierrez
>Queue is resetting every 30 seconds
JUST LET ME PLAY GAMEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Kayden Bell
guys i spent like 100 bucks yesterday why can't it play
Luis Nelson
>tfw you actually unironically like most of the non-hero hats this year The music's nice and so are the cm anoouncer and hud+loading screens and so is the ward though nothing beats bottom watcher
Charles Perry
Quit the queue and requeue, it works everytime when the queue bugs out like that
Isaiah Ortiz
>both fat >both fucks >both stealing millions umm dotards?
Blake Torres
holy shit lolbabb here do you guys seriously spend like 200 dollars a year everytime a new compendium comes out
its insane
Adam Torres
Yeah, me too.
Logan Lopez
why the fuck do you think CS:GO still has only 64 tick servers and not 128? money? no because valve just don't give a shit and are so greddy that they suck every cent out of the consumer.
Nathaniel Rivera
I've heard we have an autowin map?
Ethan Richardson
Who's the best hero for PvEing?
John Lewis
low tier pcs cant run it well
Nathan Cox
>want to play this atrocity of a game >can't FUCKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Leo Jones
mangina
Kayden Jones
Beastmaster
Adrian White
Naga
Samuel Gutierrez
i breed you
Jack Perry
terrorblade is good, any illusion hero really.
Camden Phillips
and then they add the new NUKE.
Adam Brown
What the fuck is this!!!
Dylan Ortiz
enigma, even if you want to fight the enemy team will run around you like you got the plague
Charles Wood
>-apem
Jack Brown
they even broke the normal map so you have to buy it or else risk vomiting :)
Parker Cruz
HOLY FUCK I GOT A GAME
Gabriel Hall
yeah me too
Parker Cox
Cool, 15 minutes and I got a game finally.
Caleb Butler
Filling the awoo with hot cum and making puppies!
Samuel Collins
>want to play >got 5 low prio games somehow
the fuck
I though battle pass users didn't have lp
Bentley Sanchez
if I set up a 6kish mmr stream would you faggots watch
Zachary Taylor
H-how many puppies, honey?
John King
VALVE SERVERS SHITTING THEMSELVES THEY NEVER IMAGINED THIS MANY PEOPLE WOULD PLAY THIS DYING SHIT GAME AT ONCE
