/owg/ - Overwatch General

nth for pinning down your best friend/nemesis and having him completely at your mercy

GET THAT FAT FUCK MEI OUT OF THERE

viper

youtube.com/watch?v=GFOFv1lVY_g#t=1654

Reposting infographic to help newfriends pick heroes.

Reaper will make an appearance

>S76 will say something in a grumpy old man voice

Reminder that some user wants Widowmaker to do this to him.

efukt.com/21304_Extreme_Foot_Fetish.html

REMINDER TO REPORT EVERY DISCORD SPERG

Reminder that overwatch is the DSP approved game

soldier will put down a violent mexican gang named after death

>solider will have a flashback to when he was captain of overwatch
>Flashback to the cold nights in the trap
Now I'm in a new whip counting the big stack

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This infographic is terrible and out of date

I have news for you amputee fags, look at her waistline.

IF and I specifically say IF they decide to make the amputations canon, her waist is also too narrow and small to support a real torso behind it.

You're NOT getting your amputated waifu, instead, you'll get a head mounted on a robot.

Get fucked.

Reaper will make an appearance
Sombrafags will be btfo'd
The amount of reaper76 smut will see a rise of massive proportions

>set in Dorado

Sombra reveal

I do not want an amputation waifu, I just want the truth.

this isnt even proof of her being limbless all this screensshots are low quality blurry and out of focus im sure if you look inside her model you will see her body, another thing is that blizzard already said its armor so how can it not be really when you see her in action she doesnt move like a robot either so i dont know why you wasted all this time trying to prove yourself for nothing idiot

why does Blizzard hate physically handicaped people???

>with the visual queues from Samus and that whole deal with how no one glancing at Samus' armor thinks its a woman
>looking at 8-bit shit and deciding gender
Modern Samus is slim as fuck. There is literally no room for a dick in that thing.

It's probably gonna be a teaser of her at the end of it. Not gonna be a full out reveal.

>people seriously expected new heroes already

Explain.

>game about to release
>hand is hurt

FUCK

The truth is
Blizzard made a shitty design choice which they fixed in models made after the fact

>that gif

Actual newfriendzone

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAYFVhxsaqDtOASf7R2kLDD2ds-coNpyu

Why would ANYONE wnat that

>implying fara is my waifu
>implying I have a waifu at all

I'm not an amputeefag.
Just a guy arguing on the internet.
I think she's at least got no lower legs, and her thighs are in the thighbot connected to the lower suit and shit, like chell has those special feet things in portal, but more advanced, and actually taking up the space of pharahs lower legs

Reminder that people expecting Sombra in the next short are setting themselves up for disappointment.

So was there ANYTHING special at these coca cola screenings? Anything at all?

Daily reminder that Tracer can use Recall to restore her hymen everytime she has sex

therefore she is purest girl, since as time is concerned she has never been touched by a man

Lets try this again.

Yeah, im pretty certain that we will at least see her in the cinematic.

Release maybe a week or 2 after launch, they cant wait too long because support variety is trash right now.

The coke screenings aren't until sunday night.

There are people out there trying to aid you if youre a disabled user, dont worry.
youtube.com/watch?v=gJgvT0vVVtc

No one cares if she's a nugget we're just looking at the joints and wondering what is going on

It was never about Katawa shit

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you have no idea how female anatomy works

stop reading so much hentai retard

>Roadhog
>Frontline

But if he keeps calling you an amputee fetishist enough times you'll go as blind as he is from the sheer amount of strawmen covering your vision

I hope for more game modes in the future

maybe stop being brown
that might help you get adequate healthcare.

>can only have sex for 3 seconds until you need to rewind to preserve le purity
>can't go ham on her pussy and cause her actual pleasure at the same time

Sounds fucking thrilling

What did he say that was not anatomically correct?

POST YFW PHARAH'S MOM WAS MISSING A LEG

What the fuck?

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women can't go back in time retard

Oh. Never noticed.

Sure, but there's still none of the usual queues like boobplate or the skirts power rangers sometimes had. It could certainly fit an asian man, same as the kamen rider suit.

Then what was this all about?

The weekly brawls are gonna be pretty nice

Super Shimada Bros.: Welcome to Hanamura. Genji and Hanzo only. Faster abilities, slower ultimates.
Mystery Heroes: On death you will respawn as a randomly selected hero.
Justice Rains From Above: Pharah and Mercy take to the skies.
Arcade: More health! Faster ability and ultimate cooldowns! Faster respawn!
We're All Soldiers Now: Soldier: 76 takes command of the Control Maps.
High Noon: It's high noon on Route 66. Headshots with McCree only.
Show Your Support: All support heroes. Limited to two of the same per team.
Tanks a Lot: All tank heroes. Limited to two of the same per team.
Overly Defensive: All defense heroes. Limited to two of the same per team.
Highly Offensive: All offense heroes. Limited to two of the same per team.
Heads Up!: McCree, Genji, Hanzo, and Widowmaker. Headshots only.
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: McCree, Reaper, and Roadhog duke it out.
Moba-Watch: Unique heroes per team. No hero switching allowed.
Girl Power: Female heroes only. Sorry, boys.

I bet we'll get a MvM mode eventually.

tfw no tribes character
VGTG

So what was the thing that was supposed to be revealed today?

Pharah confirmed for inheriting limblessness!

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They put some giant action figures on the street in those places. Korea just woke up so we haven't seen theirs yet

BIG STATUES LOL

They were just showing giant action figures

I found mystery heros to be way more fun than the normal gamemode during the beta

>soldier 79 file separate from morrison
Holy hell how does no one connect the dots
Worse than everyone turning a blind eye when Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, and Tony Stark are all absent at the time their superhero counterparts show up at the scene

The only good thing about Reaper is when he announces his ult
>Death Blossom is ready
I'm a sucker for this shit.

CTF mode would be nice.

The statues?
Try to keep up.

Source?

How do you play him? I lead charges, grab the first support I can see and execute them for the team. Frontline.

You drop back to heal and then move in again.

You can't be serious

So, if thats solder69 on the left with torbjorn, does that mean that Mercy and Tracer are like in their 40s/30s respectively, since this photo was when soldier69 and torbjorn still had hair colour?
also fuck, reindhart must be like 90

>Highly Offensive: All offense heroes. Limited to two of the same per team.

Nice, now I can finally reproduce leveling up through the first 6 to 10 levels for a whole week.

I forgot that was even a thing.

>brown
I'm white as fuck and have pins going from the tip of the finger to the middle knuckle along with one going straight down into the bone.

>adequate healthcare
My healthcare is great and I only paid $50 for the surgery

I still can't get over how Reinhardt dwarfs a literal fucking gorilla.

Same.

I mostly enjoyed it a lot more because only skilled players played it.

In standard, you'd always be playing with braindead morons who literally main a single hero, and don't know how to adapt to situations at all. They kind of people that will run into a Bastion 10 times.

But in mystery, everyone seemed competent with every hero, and able to adapt and compensate in almost all situations.

It was a lot more fun.

as long as you can score points whether your flag is in your base or not, sure.

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A Tracer, Genji, and Pharah statue that everyone hyped up to be some hero reveal.

It's real.
twitter.com/OverwatchFR/status/733734122154274816

Tracer is in Hollywood. IIRC it's Pharah in Korea, but the gooks aren't awake yet.

Zarya is for hugs and kisses

So I was reading that the game is getting released a day early on monday. Am I going to be able to play online on monday night?

It's kind of fucked up that it's refreshing to have a game where you don't need to unlock characters, guns, talents, abilities, etc

Unlocks should be cosmetic only

pcgamer.com/overwatchs-weekly-brawl-modes-dug-up-by-dataminers/

Are there pictures anywhere?

Go away you slime

>shoes inside the house
>ON the fucking BED
>not matching
>shoes INSIDE THE FUCKING HOUSE

why are you falling for this TV meme you fucking inbred faggots?

But everyone thinks Jack is dead
So it's just some Merc/Vigilante as far as intelligence services know
I think the files are just coincidentally together as a big hint to the players

If most of the people are young that means it's something wrong with the 76, not that they're old. S76 could've lost his pigmentation to stress or whatever. The photo can't be older than 7 years

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Tracer is stuck in time and needs her gadgets to stay in the current timeline. Mercy has her body functions halted (hence the comments that she doesn't age and the "no pulse" emote)